🐟 Fishtank Sam Hyde's Fishtank.live General - Jet Neptune's Little House of Horrors

[FiveStarAce]

Should have hired Null lmao

 

[Oxyjen]

It’d literally be cheaper to rent a satellite TV transponder.

 

[Finger Pistols]

Did we watch the same thing? These people are all boring as fuck. What premise? Its literally a wannabe big brother except it isnt exciting in the slightest. What execution? It sucks.

I don't know about you. But I do find a severely autistic girl spinning on a chair and doing laps around the coffee table funny. Maybe there isn't as much total retard death, screams, drama and tard fights as you would like. But the content that's being offered certainly has its audience.

 

[Übertroon]

Why are there so many brainlets out there who don't understand that Big Brother is all scripted and performed in front of a camera team?
Like I've considered that this might all just be Sam's friends doing schizo improv 24/7, but even that would be impressive

 

[TiggerNits]

Confession: I find the stream insanely boring but I find people cheering, innernet slap fighting and simping here and on places like twitter to be pretty great

 

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Confession: I find the stream insanely boring but I find people cheering, innernet slap fighting and simping here and on places like twitter to be pretty great

Maybe it says more about me than it does about the footage, but I found it entertaining to watch bedroom 4 during the whole tranny sketch shenanigans as they got pelted with TTS

 

[Oxyjen]

Tbh what I would do is buy a rack or two collocation contract at a tier 1 hub. HE has them. Then I would grab a shitload of used 7xx poweredges and load them with k40s for encoding and streaming. Shove a cutting edge router in front and route based on stream to the 7xxs.
Edit:Not dev ops please no bully.

Would this not have been an opportunity for some kind of peer to peer streaming experiment?

 

[Thought Himinal]

Absolutely hilarious because it means he saw all the spergs in chat arguing about Josie's gender

It was on twitter. Troon check. Forearm-measuring suggestion.

 

[Finger Pistols]

Can't tell if Sam is retarded with money or this is just another trolling attempt.

Why can't it be both ?

 

[Cpt. Stud Beefpile]

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How, just how, do you fail math THAT BAD? I'm a public school graduate myself and even I'm not that retarded...

 

[Kill a Troon for Pikamee]

Videodrome at home:

 

[NOT Sword Fighter Super]

So it costs less to keep your grandma in a nursing home (30k-50k/month) than it does to torture a house full of tards for laughs?

 

[wew lad]

So it costs less to keep your grandma in a nursing home (30k-50k/month) than it does to torture a house full of tards for laughs?

Nursing homes are torture houses full of tards, but they don't get livestreamed using Google's cloud services.

 

[macrodegenerate]

Would this not have been an opportunity for some kind of peer to peer streaming experiment?

Is it really P2P if you are streaming on your own network?

 

[Brap God]

So it costs less to keep your grandma in a nursing home (30k-50k/month) than it does to torture a house full of tards for laughs?

Only when it's being done infront of a live online audience.

 

[Blewberry Nausea]

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Why are there so many brainlets out there who don't understand that Big Brother is all scripted and performed in front of a camera team?
Like I've considered that this might all just be Sam's friends doing schizo improv 24/7, but even that would be impressive

Everything people do in front of an audience is usually scripted. No one acts normal when they are being watched.

 

[NOT Sword Fighter Super]

Nursing homes are torture houses full of tards, but they don't get livestreamed using Google's cloud services.

A real waste if you ask me.

 

[macrodegenerate]

I'd like to point out that at 30k a day. Sam could afford an entry level IBM mainframe for streaming lol.

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

Others have commented up thread, but the costs are just retarded. They literally could have been closer to their target bandwidth/costs, if they had only *just delivered one stream per user* in the default experience, instead of all 10. Literally would have (almost) cut their costs down an order of magnitude. 3 grand a day is a lot easier to stomach than 30k.

(OK yeah people were coming up with clever ways to show all streams in various apps, and that probably would have continuted, but I promise the bulk were watching on the website, while it worked.)

They clearly didn't bring in proper tech people. There are camwhore sites doing basically this set up, with 1000 streams running all day, every day. Yeah, the audience per stream is typically lower, but I bet overall eyeballs is still higher than what they were doing. And that's assuming they couldn't have done a deal with a Rumble or Odysee.

It's all just incompetent.

 

[SFINAE]

I'd like to point out that at 30k a day. Sam could afford an entry level IBM mainframe for streaming lol.

And then keep the recordings in local storage because there's no bandwidth to send it to anyone.