Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[John Andrews Stan]

Another day, another recruit for the Patorian Guard.

He’s been clowned ITT before and is hilariously PAThetic. Felony being on the same internet with people I don’t like!

 

[Ophelia]

there's no chance that you wasting your fucking life away in a giant public seethefest is what they want.

The “idiots” win as long as Pat keeps tweeting.

Maybe he'll even find Christ.

Shhhhh stop talking, baby atheist child. The power of Christ compels you, stalker.

He would be one of the most insufferable christians.

 

[Neo-Nazi Rich Evans]

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sorry for the double post but i just noticed he is wearing a dark side of the moon shirt. i fucking hate this guy. i am a big pig floyd fan and assholes like this topak guy are doing their damnest to make me ashamed to admit to liking the band. they have latched onto the album cover, not necessarily even the album itself, as some symbol of what a "cool" geek they are. they wear the t-shirt or buy the poster as a symbol of how geeky they are, hey guys look at me and what cool geeky taste i have. they are turning liking pink floyd into yet another soulless consumerist symbol to get kudos form other retard "geeks" on twitter. look at the things i consume, arnt i one of you cool smart geeky guys?

topak and anyone else like you, go choke to death on the biggest dildo you can find. this stuff make me i want to murder whomever it was who started the trend of saying dark side of the moon is the symbol you use to prove your geeky credentials.

 

[TerminalTryHard]

That is fucking hysterical. He really is paranoid about being impersonated, and now with Elon Musk taking away checkmarks that’s even more stressful for him.

If you wanted to fuck with Fatrick at this point all you really have to do is impersonate him over and over and make him flirt with women he doeesn’t want to fuck.

Also, Felony Impersonation while Flirting, child.

Wasn't that basically the joke of the old handsome Pat parody account. Just going around being generally polite and respectful to random people. Followed by the real Pat barging in and insulting everybody.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Tweet 1: They're criminal stlakers, they're the taliban, they're destroying an entire city to get to me. MY LIFE IS IN DANGER!!!!!
Tweet 2: What if you got killed by a hammer in a scifi laser blaster fight, teehee?

Not the behavior of a deranged individual.

Just like him making sexually charged jokes in the middle of his tweet thread about how violent stalkers almost murdered his parents by SWAT. He’s putting on a big show but any non-psychopath can tell he is basking in the attention and doesn’t give a shit about his parents.

 

[Illuminati Order Official]

An adult man with this background and pronouns in his bio? It tells me everything I need to know.

 

[Ophelia]

i just noticed he is wearing a dark side of the moon shirt

It appears to be a Star Trek logo, not the original DSotM cover, if that makes you feel any better. Sorry, man, the cover has been part of ordinary pop culture for a long time now. It can grab people’s attention and lead to them looking up the album, though. It did with me, anyway. Shine on, you crazy diamond.

If someone swatted my parents, I wouldn’t be on social media, I’d be offline dealing with the problem and checking on them. Twitter wouldn’t be on my mind. I guess I’m not a cool tough guy.

 

[siegemeister675]

Another day, another recruit for the Patorian Guard.

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Unemployed socialists, "reformed" GNAA script kiddies larping as woke hackers, Nigerian leeching scammers, unemployed ex-Microsoft call center techs also larping as hackers, Pat is certainly gathering a coterie of skilled, high-value individuals into the Patorian guard. The few, the brave, the unemployed, the Patorian Guard.

 

[Neo-Nazi Rich Evans]

It appears to be a Star Trek logo, not the original DSotM cover, if that makes you feel any better. Sorry, man, the cover has been part of ordinary pop culture for a long time now. It can grab people’s attention and lead to them looking up the album, though. It did with me, anyway. Shine on, you crazy diamond.

yeah i know it has been pop culture for a while, ive just met too many of these geeky types who use it as nothing more than a pop culture symbol rather than being a fan of the band. just need to vent on the issue. give me them hats if you need to.
it being star trek kind of makes it worse, cause it means he is probably even less of a fan and even more of the try hard geeky type.

though i am happy to see you actually did look up the album.

 

[siegemeister675]

Beyond my dislike of Patrick I really do hope they jail him immediately. I fear for the lives of the people of Milwaukee if they leave him on the streets. Shit it might even be good for Patrick to get actual psychiatric care beyond his school shrink mommy and he might get sober in prison for awhile. Maybe he'll even find Christ.

Black refugee children will mysteriously stop disappearing as soon as he's off the streets, hmmmmmm I wonder why that would happen?

 

[Meat Target]

The few, the brave, the unemployed,

You forgot: The Fat, the Handsy

 

[siegemeister675]

You forgot: The Fat, the Handsy

The only rule is you're not allowed to be fatter than Glorious Feeder himself. Luckily this is an ever-inflating benchmark.

 

[Pat's Pointer Finger]

I can't find the screencap of it right now but one of the best examples of Pat having no empathy is when one of his friends was tweeting about their kid with a terminal disease and he makes some horny joke about it

 

[Caverlock]

I can't find the screencap of it right now but one of the best examples of Pat having no empathy is when one of his friends was tweeting about their kid with a terminal disease and he makes some horny joke about it

This one?

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/patric...eler-realautomanic.65412/page-32#post-9682733

I say "this one?" because that's happened several times.

 

[Rick's Beef Wellington]

Wasn't that basically the joke of the old handsome Pat parody account. Just going around being generally polite and respectful to random people. Followed by the real Pat barging in and insulting everybody.

I forgot about that, it'd be funny to do it now with his mugshot because then it'd be his fat face fat finger pic crashing in having to say that's not him when it really still could be if he stopped drinking and started using his exercise equipment.

You forgot: The Fat, the Handsy

Eat - all that you caaaan eat

So...9D chess - Rick skips the court date. Bench warrant is out so he will get arrested if he comes into contact with the police.

Is he daring someone to SWATT him???

 

[Black Cat2]

Another day, another recruit for the Patorian Guard.

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>My worth cannot be measured by my paycheck, my job title or a list of professional or academic achievements

>Is also a LinkedIn addict that has 500+ connections

 

[siegemeister675]

>My worth cannot be measured by my paycheck, my job title or a list of professional or academic achievements

>Is also a LinkedIn addict that has 500+ connections

"Unemployed LinkedIn socialist who is a janny for HR" is the ultimate avatar of the globo homo regime.

 

[Pat's Pointer Finger]

This one?

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/patric...eler-realautomanic.65412/page-32#post-9682733

I say "this one?" because that's happened several times.

yup, I was able to find the other one where he says "cocaine for everyone!" to the guy with a dying child - https://kiwifarms.net/threads/patri...que-wheeler-realautomanic.65412/post-13101840

the one you quoted is awful because you see a genuinely good person pushed to the edge and they "just...not feeling it right now". oof

it's stuff like this that reminds me that pat brings this on himself and deserves all of it

 

[Caverlock]

I can't find the screencap of it right now but one of the best examples of Pat having no empathy is when one of his friends was tweeting about their kid with a terminal disease and he makes some horny joke about it

Speaking of Pat's hilarious jokes, did this Pre-Norm/11 one never get posted here? I searched for the part of the archive that doesn't change (https://archive.is/Q9Fih) and got no matches.

(A, L)

You might be a little more sympathetic to feeling large men looming over you after a night or two in jail, Pat.

 

[siegemeister675]

Speaking of Pat's hilarious jokes, did this Pre-Norm/11 one never get posted here? I searched for the part of the archive that doesn't change (https://archive.is/Q9Fih) and got no matches.

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You might be a little more sympathetic to feeling large men looming over you after a night or two in jail, Pat.

I hate to defend Piggy but the neurotic women and white knights sperging about this are being idiotic, this was obviously meant as (a ham-fisted) comment in support of her feeling.