🐟 Fishtank Sam Hyde's Fishtank.live General - Jet Neptune's Little House of Horrors

[Übertroon]

josie is native american confirmed. btfo josie simps.

What's the difference between a zipperhead from asia or one from north america?

 

[filthypenguin]

Yeah Jet seemed to be trying to walk the 50k claim back last night, what I think happened is retards are streaming every stream using like MPV or alternative websites and those people would count as 8 people or whatever.

No, the people using MPV one stream (or two maybe). I didn't use the alternatives, but worst case scenario they were streaming them all. The official site used all of them.
If they were basing metrics on streams, then they counted the official site 10 times for every viewer, and the MPV viewers only once or twice, and depending on how the alternatives worked they were, at worst, the same as the official site.
If they were basing metrics on people viewing the page, then the MPV and alternative sites didn't count at all.
The problem is that the "retards treaming every stream" are the ones using the site Sam built, not the ones using MPV.

 

[easy]

Or have you never seen a native before

actually never have lel. they're a rare as fuck race outside of north america

 

[ChunkyKong]

What food do they have in the house?

They only gave them microwaveable food.



They've been living off of leftover pizza, some left over McDonald's and they dropped off bacon and pancakes which jon filled with Teflon and burnt and Damiel broke the pancakes because Jon pissed him off with the smoke alarm.

They also boiled a giant pot of water to make some cup noodles

 

[Kong Strong]

No, the people using MPV one stream (or two maybe). I didn't use the alternatives, but worst case scenario they were streaming them all. The official site used all of them.
If they were basing metrics on streams, then they counted the official site 10 times for every viewer, and the MPV viewers only once or twice, and depending on how the alternatives worked they were, at worst, the same as the official site.
If they were basing metrics on people viewing the page, then the MPV and alternative sites didn't count at all.
The problem is that the "retards treaming every stream" are the ones using the site Sam built, not the ones using MPV.

The website doesn't allow you to view all of the streams at once though does it? The multi-view are just low fps gifs basically

 

[Clotso Coof]

They should close off the bedrooms and garage, and make everyone sleep in the livingroom in sleeping bags. Save on streaming shekels, and add more drama.

 

[Mr Sister]

am i the only person that wants no one to be voted out? vance, mauro, and hog might not be on the same level as johntent or josietainment but more people means more content. remember the nightly alliance bromance sessions? people need to embrace the slow burn.

last night Jet said that they plan to have non-contestants move in with them to keep the content flowing once people start getting kicked out

 

[RoidBeast]

TAKEN STRAIGHT FROM JOSIE'S YOUTUBE
Here she is completely normal. A completely different personality and behavior.
Its simple what she is doing. She has social media which she failed to get any sort of following on. She goes on this show and starts acting like some autist "stimming"(retarded shittok term) to get more followers.

 

[The Man With No Name]

What's the difference between a zipperhead from asia or one from north america?
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An immune system.

 

[gildersleeve]

actually never have lel. they're a rare as fuck race outside of north america

There rare enough as it is in the US. They mostly always stay on the rez. Most of the women are fat and ugly and I would not have sex with them.
I was lucky enough to one particular spoken language in my area when passing through the rez. Most live in the west in a drunken wife beating stupor. The only good ones leave the rez and never look back. Josie is unnaturally cute for being one. And probably has a lil euro in her.
Spergery over.

 

[apa gapa]

last night Jet said that they plan to have non-contestants move in with them to keep the content flowing once people start getting kicked out

I hope it will be somali refugees like they suggested before

 

[Übertroon]

Here she is completely normal

If that's normal to you I'm afraid to tell you that you might be autistic

 

[Lokenstien]

Are you guys faceblind. Or have you never seen a native before. Lol

This is the Kiwifarms, any shade darker than the glare of the sun is assumed to be a nigger.

 

[filthypenguin]

The website doesn't allow you to view all of the streams at once though does it? The multi-view are just low fps gifs basically

The site was streaming every feed to every browser even when they weren't being watched. That's why the bandwidth usage was so much higher than they expected it to be.

 

[JoshuaSpoonFeederKing]

TAKEN STRAIGHT FROM JOSIE'S YOUTUBE
Here she is completely normal. A completely different personality and behavior.
Its simple what she is doing. She has social media which she failed to get any sort of following on. She goes on this show and starts acting like some autist "stimming"(retarded shittok term) to get more followers.
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Imagine being so autistic that you don't think these videos are autistic

 

[Kalsarikännit]

So far I think Mauro and Vance are kinda boring tbh.

They’re the most normal (besides being fat) so it makes sense that most of what they do will be reacting to the insane/autistic fish.

 

[fishtank enjoyer]

jon even has a story about the fucking coins

 

[TheTourist]

They should close off the bedrooms and garage, and make everyone sleep in the livingroom in sleeping bags. Save on streaming shekels, and add more drama.

Good idea. They could go for some classic Battle Royale rules where the house gets smaller over time. Pick on people by closing off their room ahead of schedule, or remove all but one bathroom, stuff like that.

 

[RoidBeast]

If that's normal to you I'm afraid to tell you that you might be autistic

Imagine being so autistic that you don't think these videos are autistic

The video is wacky therefore she is autistic

You are calling me autistic yet you cant even differentiate her behaviour there and her behaviour on the show

 

[fishtank enjoyer]

You are calling me autistic yet you cant even differentiate her behaviour there and her behaviour on the show

you're gonna get a second pink triangle at this rate