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You're not laughing, atalker. Those laughs you hear coming out of your mouth are not real, stalker.
Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter
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I can imagine pat had one of those moments out of a film or TV where in elementary school he had his lunch tray flipped by a bully or something and he had milk/food all over him and everyone laughed and he let out a shrieking "STOP LAUGHING AT MEEEEEEEEEE REEEEEEE" and had a meltdown.
Except he can and will still do that if such an event occurred.
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Oh, Null and everybody else knows there's more than enough content for a Patboard. He just won't say so because A) He doesn't want to associate with Owen and B) He's almost Pat-level stubborn.
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Well, if they freed me from this prison, if that railroad train was mine
I bet I'd move it on a little farther down the line
Far from Folsom prison, that's where I want to stay
And I'd let that lonesome whistle blow my blues away
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Yeah, don't want investigative journalists thinking they'd caught one of the aTalkers now! I just share what I find that tickles my pickle, yano?
(Excuse the dubblepost, I'm on the phone)
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He’s also a non-masochist who doesn’t owe us anything.
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I don't think Pat needs his own board- yet. But given the expanding Pattiverse I wouldn't be surprised to see one in the future. Pat's antics are a
slow burn, a fine cognac. I don't think a dedicated board would work but hey, who knows what madness is around the corner following this judgement exam...
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he certainly is on the spectrum: though if he gets any larger he is going to be way way off the spectrum
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Wait, you're saying that certified badass, gun-owner, gym-fiend, marathon runner Patrick Tomlinson is FAT? This can't be true, stalker.
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The fact that he repeatedly denies ANY weight gain over the past decade, when there are literally hundreds of photos and videos showing otherwise, is all you need to know about his brain. Utterly broken.
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Oh, I agree 100%. He has given many good reasons not to create a Patboard, like for instance Owen sometimes taking things too far, or even a reason as simple as "I don't want to". These are reasonable. But insisting that Pat doesn't create enough content is just being stubborn.
But to be honest I don't think this matter is pertinent anymore... it has been discussed to death, and I'm more than ok with just a single thread. As we get closer to the hectic ending of the last Season of "The Pat Show", the existence of many threads would make things impossible to follow.
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It is utterly broken.
It’s not impossible for guys who were heavy but fit to remain about the same weight as they age even if they go soft, but younger Fatrick was clearly skinnier.
He is also one of those guys who looks shorter the fatter he gets with age.
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Josh just said on MATI that it's becoming tempting to him to create a Patrick Tomlinson board. @Null you know you want to.
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I think one concern is that he might be a bit of a flash in the pan. Remember the Yaniv board? It was totally necessary at the height of his activity and then things changed. When Pat goes to prison activity will really drop off and we won’t need a whole board.
Anyone who wants a whole Pat board would have more fun at OnA Forums.
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The freaks he's gathering will continue to provide milk long after he's gone to debtors prison for failing to pay Quasi, then when he gets out we can celebrate like the Chris Chan people.
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Why does reading the Pat thread feel like a 10 season streaming remake of Falling Down? That just drags on forever.
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I’m going to be honest. I didn’t think there was enough side content to justify it before. I enjoy the ONA style shitpost content, but on KF I think you need more substantive threads to justify a board. The dedicated person threads are where the real action.
That being said, right now, Fatrick’s orbit has extended to several new autistic and outrageous characters whom I enjoy reading about. I’m starting to think this could be an amazing idea. And it’s certainly not showing any signs of stopping.