🐟 Fishtank Sam Hyde's Fishtank.live General - Jet Neptune's Little House of Horrors

[Sapphixys Shitty Panties]

Whenever the site works again, someone should TTS & ask Josie what her preferred mouthwash to get wasted is.

 

[Punished Borzoi]

Letty keeps lying about bagged milk, Alberta is one of the provinces in Canada that does not have it.

 

[This Is Violence Now]

 

[jallsballs]

spatula in hand, he uses the knife to stir the chicken in the nonstick teflon pan

 

[Garlic Salt]

Both of these niggas using knives to cut their respective chickens up in teflon pans. At least Jon is using an actual spatula as his second utensil other than a literal fucking dinner fork.

And lol, Jon can’t land the Fish Dicks joke because of his speech impediment.

Edit: Ninja’d

 

[Goatchoker]

Do these mother fuckers know how to cook on anything but high heat? Have some fucking nuance. When you see the pan smoking turn that shit down.

Reminds of of Big Al’s cooking method.
Which says more about her than a house full of idiots.

 

[luigismanslave]

jon is using the knife on the teflon... again. the chicken is underdone, but burnt on the outside because it was thrown dry into the max heat pan, and and his seasoning plan is... oil and salt.

jon can't stop fumbling.

 

[Null]

Hopefully Graf is at least slightly less dumb than whoever caused this clusterfuck.

not likely.

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/poa-st...scussion-thread.129209/page-229#post-16137941

 

[Jeh0va]

This nigga talking about eating a live animal wtf?

 

[Nigger Racism]

Someone's gonna take away Jon soon, my wigga is on that sativa

 

[Kirby vacuums]

This guy has lied about owning a restaurant too, if he actually does holy shit.

 

[jallsballs]

jon is using the knife on the teflon... again. the chicken is underdone, but burnt on the outside because it was thrown dry into the max heat pan, and and his seasoning plan is... oil and salt.

jon can't stop fumbling.

he found garlic powder and hot sauce

the part that bothers me the most is he keeps putting the knife and spatula he used on raw chicken down on the island

 

[TheTourist]

spatula in hand, he uses the knife to stir the chicken in the nonstick teflon pan

How do we get these guys a pressure cooker, or countertop deep fryer?

 

[Garlic Salt]

Dinner time in this thread is far more seasoned and flavorful than any piece of chicken al scalfani that will be consumed in the fish tank tonight

 

[Blitzsneed]

How do we get these guys a pressure cooker?

You want to see them dead, don't you?

 

[Fortyone]

According to Jon there was a series of events in 2020 that led to numerous children's toes being found in mcdonalds hamburgers

 

[Rakovnik]

Jon now explaining that with all the kids that go missing every year it makes sense they would end up as meat in McDonald's burgers

 

[Blitzsneed]

Jon now explaining that with all the kids that go missing every year it makes sense they would end up as meat in McDonald's burgers

They ate McD burgers a few days ago.

 

[Polska krowa]

Finkabowih gwuys finkabowih

 

[Jeh0va]

This motherfucker....

edit: Also Jon is talking about getting superpowers and astral projecting. Im 100% calling it, Jon's a fucking plant.