Shane Edward Nokes / @NorrathReaver / Daddy Cum Cannon - Internet Tough Guy and “Retired Cybersecurity Expert” who worked with the US Secret Service and FBI – In reality, a perpetually unemployed leech on disability benefits who threatens people on the internet all day. Raped with a butterknife.

It's the only way he could stay away from all the trans content that would be on the show, as well as his own featurette, plus jackies.
He doesn't want to miss the Star Trek premier.
So we have motive.

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You better not have been a bad boy, Mr. Shelly Nokes.
I doubt he even knows where to go.
 
Just a reminder for newcomers to the glory that is Shame:

The only time Shane worked for Microsoft was in the Microsoft store, ringing people out for their Windows purchases.

Before that Shane had a couple stints working minimum wage contractor positions. Microsoft likes to hire out its low-level work to temp and contract agencies so that they don't end up accidentally having to pay people like Shane benefits.

In no sense did he retire. He got fired from the Microsoft store, couldn't get another job, and now gets government gibs at a rate of $1090 a month.

It's normal for typical, honest, healthy people to feel confused when someone lies even as the truth is right in front of him. Such a person might think that Shane was a retard who actually worked for Microsoft in any meaningful sense, rather than a retard who is making nearly everything up. Remember: Shane is a lying liar who lies, and the receipts are all over this thread. The thread highlights feature is a useful tour.

PSA over. Return to regularly scheduled sneeding.
 
It's the only way he could stay away from all the trans content that would be on the show, as well as his own featurette, plus jackies.
He doesn't want to miss the Star Trek premier.
So we have motive.

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You better not have been a bad boy, Mr. Shelly Nokes.
LOL, what a fucking faggot. Mrs. Passive Aggressive is hinting at flagging it down, because mass reporting is his favorite activity, despite how he cries when other people do it. Just “pulling a Nokes“, in other words.

And we got that L and A for posterity.

@Null sorry to keep taggin ya but I’m fairly certain bitch tits here admitted to flagging you, LMFAO.

Shame Bloats has a lot in common with troons - he’s fat as fuck, sensitive, low IQ, Far Left Libshit, and unemployed so he has all the time in the world to False Flag. That’s why that’s troons favorite tactic.

You know who doesn’t have time to false flag? The people out working during the day, paying for Shame’s fraudulent disability stipend.
Just a reminder for newcomers to the glory that is Shame:
Very well said. He’s also fat and can barely read. His brain doesn’t work so good because it has worms inside it.
 
Shane, I thought you were the king of dark humor. This guy is making a dark joke saying if you’re going to go after pedophiles, you’d have to start with yourself. Do you get it? I thought you were Mr. Dead Baby Humor.
Just goes to show that Shame Porkins isn't as smart as he claims to be. It was obvious, to anybody with a brain, what I was referring to.

Guess he's not the brainbox he pretends to be online hmmmm?


Timeout is over - back to responding directly to posts here. Shame Nokes is trying to get his thread locked like RubinRemus did by responding to posts here!

Good Job Shame! With that good work no need to remind you of your Mum looking at you in Shame having been the cum dumpster for Daddy Cum Cannon Sr.
That wasn't a week. Looks like he can't live without us. We're the only validation and acknowledgement that he gets. And that's sad but funny for us.
 
Just goes to show that Shame Porkins isn't as smart as he claims to be. It was obvious, to anybody with a brain, what I was referring to.

Guess he's not the brainbox he pretends to be online hmmmm?
This nigga literally can’t read for shit. I actually think that’s why he obsessively talks about his reading comprehension all the time. Kind of like how he lies about being a mover and shaker within Microsoft, being a super hacker, being tall and not fat.

Anything Shame is deeply a-shame-d of in his life, he’ll comically lie about to overcompensate. He really is very transparent once you see him talk for awhile.

Anyone remember this BTW?
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Nice Timeout, Stupid.
 
That wasn't a week. Looks like he can't live without us. We're the only validation and acknowledgement that he gets. And that's sad but funny for us.

We are the best friends that Shame Nopes has ever had.

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He could be nicer to us and accept our life advice.
The cringe could be cured in a week.

Maybe I shouldn't say "He."
Shame can't even respect his girlfriend "Daddy Cum Cannon's Piggy Slut" and sends her mean troll comments and pig bitmojis (unironically), trying to correcT The record that he is in fact loveable and validated.
This of course backfired, and he only proved how weak and dishonest he was. His forever(?)-girlfriend even started fantasizing about fucking worm and having him draw her, directly to Shane's face. Shame was oblivious that she was calling Worm the alpha and him the beta.
It's tough getting mentally cucked, especially when you can't realize it until days later...

Oh well. At least he can sleep soundly at night knowing that all the "inferior niggers without knowledge" are starving in Africa, while his superior intellect has secured gobberment gibs 4 lyfe.
Must be nice to be so oblivious of the absolute train wreck that is his life.

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Just a reminder for newcomers to the glory that is Shame:

The only time Shane worked for Microsoft was in the Microsoft store, ringing people out for their Windows purchases.

Before that Shane had a couple stints working minimum wage contractor positions. Microsoft likes to hire out its low-level work to temp and contract agencies so that they don't end up accidentally having to pay people like Shane benefits.

In no sense did he retire. He got fired from the Microsoft store, couldn't get another job, and now gets government gibs at a rate of $1090 a month.

It's normal for typical, honest, healthy people to feel confused when someone lies even as the truth is right in front of him. Such a person might think that Shane was a retard who actually worked for Microsoft in any meaningful sense, rather than a retard who is making nearly everything up. Remember: Shane is a lying liar who lies, and the receipts are all over this thread. The thread highlights feature is a useful tour.

PSA over. Return to regularly scheduled sneeding.
I do like how he sometimes tried to brag with "I'm retired before 40", implying that he retired because he made so much money he didn't need to work anymore. In reality, he meant "I was kicked out of every job because I'm a fat retard everyone hates, and got on government gibs instead".
 
His forever(?)-girlfriend even started fantasizing about fucking worm and having him draw her, directly to Shane's face. Shame was oblivious that she was calling Worm the alpha and him the beta.
It's tough getting mentally cucked, especially when you can't realize it until days later...
Look, I didnt’ want to be the one who had to say it. But it’s clear to anyone who saw that conversation - Shame’s girlfriend wants to cheat on him and is sick of his fat-covered micropenis. The name “Shame” isn’t just referring to his career, and life prospects - it’s also about his shame at being in the lowest 5% of American males in cock size.

To be honest, I think Shame might troon out soon. He’s obsessed with trans women, tweeting about them daily, and it’s clear his estrogen levels are through the roof. Plus, he basically already has a trans vagina because he can’t see his own dick, nor can his partner (and she doesn’t even want to, lets face it).

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Look, I didnt’ want to be the one who had to say it. But it’s clear to anyone who saw that conversation - Shame’s girlfriend wants to cheat on him and is sick of his fat-covered micropenis. The name “Shame” isn’t just referring to his career, and life prospects - it’s also about his shame at being in the lowest 5% of American males in cock size.

To be honest, I think Shame might troon out soon. He’s obsessed with trans women, tweeting about them daily, and it’s clear his estrogen levels are through the roof. Plus, he basically already has a trans vagina because he can’t see his own dick, nor can his partner (and she doesn’t even want to, lets face it).

Shane troon arc when?

He already has the aggresiveness and hostility that the average troon has, might as well complete it.
 
Look, I didnt’ want to be the one who had to say it. But it’s clear to anyone who saw that conversation - Shame’s girlfriend wants to cheat on him and is sick of his fat-covered micropenis.

It should be no surprise news to anyone here who has had a meaningful relationship: if your girl is "joking" about sleeping with other people, she has already been thinking about it for a long time.

I'm wondering if she's staying with Shane because she knows if she leaves Shame will have a total breakdown and may end up pepsing himself. It's too much guilt, so his "doesn't live with me" girlfriend just cheats behind his back.

She did give him the opportunity with those texts, something like "I bet worm wants to fuck me..." as a set up for Shane to be alpha, insult worm's sexual ability, and proclaim dominance over her.
Shame of course missed this and cucked out with "haha see my gf is making fun of you! Stupid trolls!"
This slow motion crash would be hard to watch, if he wasn't so damn toxic to everybody.

Shame: Try roleplaying a worm next time yall rub gunts.
Make sure you put a towel down first though, niagra falls will stopping by.

Shane troon arc when?

I called the Shelly arc like 50 pages ago.

All he does when he's not bashing dead christians or telling blacks to get in line is search out tranny threads, insert himself into the conversation, drop word vomit, block and move on.
He even threatened to beat up a dude with massive organ failure, cancer, and no foot.

He had a short stint with some keffals wannabe troon "butters" twitter bot a few weeks ago, but I guess they pissed eachother off in DMs. He started hiding that person's comments and stopped replying to the automated api messages it was dishing out.

I personally think he's going to hold out until his gf drops him, after she "accidentally" gets caught cheating on him, forgiven, then does it again (3 times).

Once she's out of the picture, he's free to act on his constant pre-emptive defense of m2f and getting the snip, but not before.
In his mind, it's not guilt+worry that keeps his girlfriend around, it's Daddy's 2-inch cum cannon his little piggy slut "can't get enough of."

Shane's gf: "Is it in yet?"
Shane: "In?!? Babe, I've been beating up that pussy for 4 whole seconds, I'm having a heart attack!"
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Shane's gf: "Is it in yet?"
Shane: "In?!? Babe, I've been beating up that pussy for 4 whole seconds, I'm having a heart attack!"
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This is the most likely cause of death I’d predict, if it happens. Cardiac arrest from the lardass trying to smash that Micro into his lady, while she tells him to stop tickling her. They don’t call him Shame for no reason.

Also hey Shame:
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Remeber posting this less than a day ago, gloating that Patrick Tomlinson will never pay Quasi?

It just went through today. Fatrick owes Quasi 1.5K a month for 3 years. And his wife is paying most of it cause that nigga broke.

You chose to make this joke on the literal day he was legally forced to pay Quasi, dumb fat fuck :crocodile:


Shane is a retard on a cosmic scale. Nice choice of e-daddy, stupid.
 
Lmao that's literally his response to the fact, that he proved himself, that simply walking up a flight of stairs raises his pulse rate to 140+, meaning he's on the verge of death.

This is an own?
It’s much of an own as his obsession with his own “Microsoft” which he no doubt hasn’t even seen in years.
 
Keep squealing, piggy. Just like how an addict justifies their "one last hit".
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Shane you fucking spanner, you have never directly responded to anyone on this forum!

All you are doing is tweeting into the void. The only people reading these tweets are lunatics who then archive and post screenshots for the enjoyment of other lunatics.

YOU ARE NOT DIRECTLY ENGAGING WITH ANYONE.
 
Shane you fucking spanner, you have never directly responded to anyone on this forum!

All you are doing is tweeting into the void. The only people reading these tweets are lunatics who then archive and post screenshots for the enjoyment of other lunatics.

YOU ARE NOT DIRECTLY ENGAGING WITH ANYONE.
That is because he is a cowardly faggot, as well as being an extremely fat faggot.
 
That is because he is a cowardly faggot, as well as being an extremely fat faggot.
Don’t forget that he also has bitch tits and nears cardiac arrest walking up a few stairs (Trolls Owned). Oh, and he pretended to hack ONA forums and now refuses to talk about it because he’s embarassed.

Speaking of ONA Forums, Shane Nokes and Jackie Singh were tweeting CONSTANTLY about Fatrick and the end of the Funsters. But strangely, they’ve been mostly silent since yesterday.

Could it have something to do with the fact that it’s revealed Fatrick now officially has to pay Quasi? Because Fatrick’s lawsuit had no merit and all his Twitter bullshit was a bunch of lies that doesn’t hold up in court? And he’s a fat alcoholic embarrassment that Jackie and Shame are openly associating with and defending, and they realize how full of shit he is and how dumb they now look?

Shame, you’re fucking retarded. I’m here to rub it your face, tubby. Tweet about Fatrick more. LOL!
 
Don’t forget that he also has bitch tits and nears cardiac arrest walking up a few stairs (Trolls Owned). Oh, and he pretended to hack ONA forums and now refuses to talk about it because he’s embarassed.

Speaking of ONA Forums, Shane Nokes and Jackie Singh were tweeting CONSTANTLY about Fatrick and the end of the Funsters. But strangely, they’ve been mostly silent since yesterday.

Could it have something to do with the fact that it’s revealed Fatrick now officially has to pay Quasi? Because Fatrick’s lawsuit had no merit and all his Twitter bullshit was a bunch of lies that doesn’t hold up in court? And he’s a fat alcoholic embarrassment that Jackie and Shame are openly associating with and defending, and they realize how full of shit he is and how dumb they now look?

Shame, you’re fucking retarded. I’m here to rub it your face, tubby. Tweet about Fatrick more. LOL!
You put too much faith in these two. Anyone with an ounce of critical thinking (or hell, basic reading comprehension) would have long realised that all of Fatrick's problems are self-inflicted and there's no point guntguarding him. They've already been presented with plenty of evidence that Fatrick is a fat retard whose chronically addicted to Twitter. The reason they still defend him is not because they doubt the evidence, it's because they relate to Fatrick in that they're all retarded losers who leech off the rest of society while maintaining an aura of smug superiority.

It's far more likely that they're just taking a break from this and will be back to posting soon. No idea about the Pajeet because I don't keep up with her as much since she's not as entertaining, but Shane is probably posting on an alternate account or on another site arguing about how great of a person he is with some random that thinks he's being weird as fuck.
 
They've already been presented with plenty of evidence that Fatrick is a fat retard whose chronically addicted to Twitter. The reason they still defend him is not because they doubt the evidence, it's because they relate to Fatrick in that they're all retarded losers who leech off the rest of society while maintaining an aura of smug superiority.
You know, that’s a good point. I come into situations with my own perspective, which is that I am willing to believe anyone if there’s evidence presented. And I’m not going to take someone’s word for something or back them if there’s evidence they lied. I just care about the facts.

People like Shane, Jackie, and Patrick dont’ care about that though. I think there’s three primary motivations.

  1. Looking like they’ve won publicly against their percieved enemies. That’s why Shane only addresses things that don’t make him look bad, and focuses on grammatical issues or other meaningless bullshit. Also why they’ll overlook/ignore evidence if it doesn’t help them “win”. Also why Shame flees interactions he’s losing.
  2. Building e-clout. Shane has no e-clout and will never have it, but wants it. That’s why he’s desperately attaching to this Fatrick drama. Jackie Singh is trying to build a fraudlent “good-vs-evil” case for her followers so she can monetize them on her Patreon - the same thing Keffals did.
  3. Political retardation. I actually think this is a big one. Shane, Patrick and Jackie are all leftists who constantly talk about nazis and bigots, and think of themselves as superheroes against evil villains. There is no middle ground, and they think this way because they’re not intelligent enough to see the world as something more complex. Jackie is more political so she might be half doing it hypocritically, especially given her past. But all of them will overlook any horrible trait if someone is on their “side”. That’s why Shane and Fatrick don’t care about pedophiles in SFWA, and Jackie doesn’t care that Fatrick threatened to kill his wife, unborn child, and Pringle Can Jon.
I think understanding these motivations are key to not being confused by people like them.

It's far more likely that they're just taking a break from this and will be back to posting soon.
I think Shane self-soothes by posting about Star Trek. Every time we’ve roundly humiliated him he posts some bullshit about Picard. He’ll likely come back and do that a bit. He doesn’t want to talk about Fatrick while all this humiliating dirt is out.

Shane is a fat, low-IQ coward who all his ex-co workers hated and laughed at.
 
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