Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott - Twitter / Twitch slacktivist. Obsessed with being famous. Operator of the Catboy Ranch. Canadian T-Girl porn star and independent Fart Fetish / Findom Dominatrix. Personally sponsored sending Chinese HRT from Brazil to children without parental consent.

Whatever happened with his laptop, though? And all the things the police allegedly took from him? Haven't they found anything or was that another lie?
knowing the fucking police its not even been looked at yet, if they ever even took it- assuming they did, if its even been gotten out of the ziplock bag, I doubt they'd bother trying further than the password screen
(tip to Da pOpO- try Lostprophet Ian Watkins password )

Lmao how could he afford his drugs if he did something stupid like go to rehab?

Havent Canada got health coverage?
He's a middle class fuck anyway. Even if they don't have a social model he'll have insurance and be able to swing it.

He likely just needs an acute few days of medical supervision and maybe something to ease seizures if its (likely) for some benzo thing.

Then comes the next part- going abroad, perhaps lie about attending a few local AA meetings,'journaling' and calling this rehab.

Honestly, a change of scenery is pretty much the most important thing in rehabilitating from drugs, (post acute stage) or any habit- but we know his worst vice is the internet, and he's gonna be jumping headlong back into the exact same virtual environment and behaviours, doesn't matter what is outside his front door, cos he wont be pointed in that direction.

it allows him to weave a suitable cover, though.

I want some pictures of his polycule members
 
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Keffals alive and trying to DDoS the farms again

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Played to the tune of "The Beat Goes On" by Sonny and Cher

The grift goes on, the grift goes on

dilators keep pounding a rhythm to the amhole

La de da de de, la de da de da

Goth was once the rage, uh huh

History has turned the page, uh huh

The twitch the current thing, uh huh

Livestreamer is our newborn king, uh huh

And the grift goes on, the grift goes on

Dilators keep pounding a rhythm to the amhole

La de da de de, la de da de da

The women's team is now the womxns team uh huh

Little girls still break their hearts, uh huh

And men still keep trying to impress them

Electrically they keep a social credit score

And the grift goes on, the grift goes on

Dilators keep pounding a rhythm to the Amhole

La de da de de, la de da de da

Grandmas sit in chairs and reminisce

Boys keep chasing girls to to steal their panties

The cars keep going faster all the time

Bums still cries "Hey buddy, have you got a dime?"

And the grift goes on, the grift goes on

Dilators keep pounding a rhythm to the Amhole

La de da de de, la de da de da

And the grift goes on (Yes, the grift goes on)

And the grift goes on (And the grift goes on, on, on, on, on...)

The grift goes on

And the grift goes on
 
i wonder how much keffals various lies about that day are gonna impact him in this. he has already been found out to have been lying about the whole waking up with a gun pointed at his head thing.

which is the only scenario i can think of where a cop would need to be physical with someone. correct me if i am wrong here but from what i recall what happened is that the cops knocked on the door and keffals then fiance opened the door and let them in. there was no struggle and keffals simply had his phone and computer seized.

they did refer to him as lucas on the evidence but that was mainly because the swatting call used the name lucas roberts. so by all means until proven otherwise the cops had no reason to not refer to him as lucas seeing as criminals can and do pretend to be other people in order to get let go.

so yeah unless a cop is on film acting inappropriately everything was done by the book and keffals is just desperately trying to use his victim status as a troon to milk as much money out of this as possible.
 
There's also Paris in the same province.

Aw, hell. The state I grew up in had (presumably still does) a London, an England, and a Paris, Hamburg, Prague (pronounced PRAY-g), Stuttgart, Ulm, and Moscow. I've probably forgotten even more.

But we didn't have an Aberdeen or a Berwick-upon-Tweed. Funny that.
 
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If he is flipping his money into Euro, he is probably going to regular Ireland, not Northern. They use the Pound there.
Plus originally Keffals bought a whole bunch of euro's and showed them off on the first stream after arriving in EFNO's Northern Ireland flat.
Probably just them calling the currency euro's in the same way they just call Northern Ireland simply Ireland.
In both Ireland and Northern Ireland a lot of shops, especially in areas that get a lot of tourists, will accept both currencies, as well as US dollars. But it's not a good idea to actually do this as they use it as an opportunity to profit from naive foreigners by using a ludicrously unfavourable exchange rate. That's why official advice to tourists is always: "Use euros in Ireland, pounds in Northern Ireland, don't try to use Northern Irish notes in England because people don't know what they are and think they're monopoly money."

Lucas probably calls it all Ireland because the guy he's with is a Sinn Fein supporter and that's their official policy.
 
The HRT, may accept the premise on it's face. However...if there is no evidence to show this happened, then Lucas has nothing. Usually with a HRT someone does something like make a joke about a lesbian couple in a comedy club, and they sue. They have prove, that the incident happened, either through video, or witness statements. It then becomes an issue of if said joke violated their human rights. If Lucas had proof, he could sue in civil court.
I can attest to this. A homosexual got passed over for a job (he was missing a vital qualification) and took my employer to the tribunal out of retaliation, as though he could strong-arm his way onto the payroll or something. One reason why interviews for a decent job take forever to set up, since you need multiple parties to cover each other's asses.
Since his allegation was 100% hearsay and not a thing could be proven, nothing came of it. This apparently happens as often as you might think. Cases mainly succeed when actual misconduct happens that's caught on a recording, and only some of the time when there's a demonstrable financial loss (Kidfluffer did not lose money even while fleeing the threats he posted on here himself).
 
Lucas coming back? i sleep
guys I'm trans now. Call me Destina.
Winter coming back? REAL SHIT
Keffals is accusing London Police of groping "her" during the arrest...[A of Press Release]
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Nope... not happening, we're not introducing a new lie about what happened during the arrest which has never been mentioned before and wasn't even mentioned in the London Police's internal investigation... I'm putting my foot down on this one, the foot is going down!
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First off, lol his name is anusman
Second,
>"persistent misgendering", implying that the cops knew he was a man.
>cops allegedly groped Lucas and went "yep, it's a she"

Totally doesn't conflict at all.
>repeating the gunpoint lie
Is this guy just being paid to take Lucas's money and pretend like he's actually trying to fight and win? Granted, this in in Canada's Human Rights Tribunal, an institution that Jonathan Yaniv has made a consistent joke of with his billions of litigious claims, but come on now.
 
Oh gosh, it's SOOOOOOOOOOOO lucky that Keffals got 100K to bring the meanie police to justice. Oh, and he's doing it in the same way Yaniv did. Cerious. I wonder if Yaniv needed 100k to bring those broke women to the HRT kangaroo court?
It's almost as if this is an end run to finally say "SEE?! I did it! I sued the police!" and get a bunch of media attention and a few griftbucks.

Nah, I'll eat my hat if that happens. I looked at all applications against police services submitted to the Ontario Human Rights Tribunal in the past year, and found zero cases where a city council gave someone a bag of money to go away.
The London Police have already conducted an internal review back in December and found that all responding officers "acted appropriately" throughout their interaction with Keffals. The police chief apologized for deadnaming Lucas on the evidence bags, but made sure to deny all other accusations made, so I'm not sure if the LP are going to be willing to just roll over and settle, hopefully.
This is a tranny, and not just any tranny, but a well known one. Don't be surprised if they do just roll over and give him what he wants. It's not going to be a windfall though.
watch as kerfalls says he IS a charity for "trans rights." in the hopes of avoiding that tax. just remember to register as one and not just give a token grand to some charity for troons lucas.
Thinking back, it sure seems curious that Keffals kept trying to push this idea that he was gonna start a tranny charity. I wonder if that has anything to do with this.
The grifts can't keep on grifting forever.
Kef-fails doesn't care about the long term. He only cares about the next win. If he had any forethought, he wouldn't have chopped chopslapped his cock.
Keffals only goal is to win this case for two reasons.

1. He can say he did what he was going to do in the gofundme. He's suing the police. Doesn't matter that he didn't spend the money he grifted doing it, it only matters that he did.

2. If he wins, the media is going to fall over themselves to suck up to Lucas and portray him as the victorious tranny who fought back and won against the evils of transphobia.

What happens after that? WHO CARES! Surely Keffals will be super famous and have a media following that will earn him the big bucks!
 
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