Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott - Twitter / Twitch slacktivist. Obsessed with being famous. Operator of the Catboy Ranch. Canadian T-Girl porn star and independent Fart Fetish / Findom Dominatrix. Personally sponsored sending Chinese HRT from Brazil to children without parental consent.

[Punished Neco]

Breaking, Keffals has actually filed the lawsuit, guess it's not dead after all:
[A]
Anyway, back to the schizo theory...

This is my Schizo Theory,
There are many like it but this one is mine!​

For the record I'm not saying Keffals is in Ireland right now, we know Keffals at least was back in Canada by April 8th-10th when the mods: Isabelle, KeffalsMemes, Catboy Collector and Arif all visited Keffals.
Keffals moving to Ireland would be something to look out for in the coming months, not something that has already occurred since EFNO needs to sort out that VISA.

It's obvious from posts on EFNO's private Twitter posted on Feb 19th (the day Keffals came out as being a druggie) that EFNO was struggling with the revelation, so Keffals being addicted to drugs isn't something I'm disputing:

Keffals announced the comeback stream for the 30th of April but it seems that Keffals either wanted to make a Youtube video or start a stream but the "wife" was advising against it (this is what the "Listen to your Friggin Wife" tweet was responding to also.
Even when the "team" is trying to sort out an organized return Keffals can't help but try to do things impromptu.

Spoiler: Replies to a lot of people

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Book?
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That's the issue with tea leaf reading, somethings are a coin toss.
This could be Keffals giving a book recommendation, it could also be Keffals announcing they're writing a book about their harrowing fight for survival against the dreaded Kiwi Farms.
Imagine a book written by Keffals, someone who can't even use capital letters at the start of sentences, you'd have to imagine it'd be a ghost writer.

If he is flipping his money into Euro, he is probably going to regular Ireland, not Northern. They use the Pound there.

Originally when Keffals "fled" to Ireland last year they just kept calling it Ireland, even when they were on the news in Belfast. I don't think I've ever seen Keffals call it Northern Ireland actually.
Plus originally Keffals bought a whole bunch of euro's and showed them off on the first stream after arriving in EFNO's Northern Ireland flat.
Probably just them calling the currency euro's in the same way they just call Northern Ireland simply Ireland.

He shouldn't but I like the idea of a Keffalsmobile traveling around the EU annoying everyone.
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Funnily enough: Keffals was planning on meeting F1nn5ter at Twitchcon Paris, where is the Snan van going to as per the website? Twitchcon Paris.... Roadtrip!

But the UK isn't part of the EU anymore, so yes he could stay in Ireland but not North Ireland based on that

Keffals can stay up to like 2 months at a time I believe as a tourist, Keffals stayed ~5 weeks back in August-September

I don't think there's "evidence" that he went to Northern Ireland instead of rehab. It's possible, but the secret Twitter account was only registered in April, and the "rehab arc" started in February. He could have spent a month in rehab and then gone to Europe for a week or two (if that happened at all).

When Keffals originally disappeared it was after nearly 14 days of the "Cancellation Arc" where Keffals was being cancelled for a different thing nearly every day.
Keffals was/is a drug addict, I'm not disputing that. In the past Keffals has just gone cold turkey though so my belief is that Keffals laid low for the hate to die down before going to the preplanned Ireland holiday in March which resulted in a marriage proposal, EFNO looking for help on getting someone a VISA on the 15th of March could allow for a 2 week holiday prior to that quite easily.

@Punished Neco amazingly detailed post, Kiwi farms continues to blow me away with this near Death Note level detective levels of archiving and detail.

Regulars of this thread are accustomed to my weaponized autism at this point . Sadly it's only good for noticing small details in baseboards and the background of streams.

Could @Borpaspin be another Keffals account?

Borpa Spin is just a variant of Pepe, somewhat like Peepo. It even has it's own KYMeme entry.
It could be Keffals but I don't think so. Following a bunch of Ethot accounts on Twitter just sounds like a generic Overwatch player.

 

[Sweeter and Savoury]

For the record here in Canukistan the gubermint does tax GoFundMe gibs as income so yes Lucas will have to pay tax on that 100K. He can thank the Liberals for that as Trudeau adjusts the tax law in 2018 to close that loophole.

The only way to avoid the tax is to be a registered charity otherwise the CRA treats it just like income.

It's fucked over a few of the scammers but by the time the CRA gets around to legally attaching the funds they've been spent of course and the grifter is back to being broke.

So Lucas will have to pay both provincial and federal taxes on that 100K which in Ontario would be 22% and 30% federal taxes. I hope he put some aside cuz trust me you don't want to fuck with the CRA. They won't give a shit if your a Tranny and cry discrimination they want their cut.

You know that scene from GoodFellas where the "Fuck you pay me" bit is...yea that's the CRA. Your a tranny? Well fuck you pay me. Your a recovering addict? Well fuck you pay me. Your a giant piece of shit grifter? Fuck you pay me!

 

[Kees H]

And after his first Tweet in a while his follower loss has picked up again:

Socialblade/Archive

Didn't help to pretend to be in rehab, Lucas. YWNBAW.

 

[Stoicism Is For Losers]

[A]

He's trying to sue the london police when he's a canadian? How does that work?

 

[King Kiwi]

Gross but not unexpected.
How long before cuckas proposes to mewtwo and magi-chan as well?

I guess they bailed on our Lord and Savior.

Mofo really did lose everything. But seriously Ireland?

 

[Kees H]

He's trying to sue the london police when he's a canadian? How does that work?

London, Ontario. That's a city in Canada.

 

[Stoicism Is For Losers]

London, Ontario. That's a city in Canada.

Well that's not confusing at all, what the fuck Canada?

 

[Punished Neco]

Keffals is accusing London Police of groping "her" during the arrest...[A of Press Release]

[A]
Nope... not happening, we're not introducing a new lie about what happened during the arrest which has never been mentioned before and wasn't even mentioned in the London Police's internal investigation... I'm putting my foot down on this one, the foot is going down!

 

[Tetragrammaton]

My best theory with all of this evidence is that Keffals went to Ireland in March instead of rehab, proposed to EFNO and is planning on moving to Ireland to live in a poly-amorous relationship with EFNO and "Finn".

so after reading your post i felt it was worth pointing out that this would also explain the logic behind the purchase of the streaming backpack. remember the one keffals used some of his gofundme money to buy with the promise of being able to do irl streams in ireland.

now i could see keffals being one of those people who just wastes money on things they never use. but ellen is a irl streamer their whole gimmick is mainly doing irl streams on their bike and stuff of that nature they also have mentioned wanting to do a car trip around europe.

where as keffals just sits at home and does nothing. so what real use would he have for an irl backpack? its because of that that i believe the irl backpack was never purchased for himself in the first place but rather as a gift for ellen.

which might mean that keffals had been cheating on his fiance for quite some time and his fleeing to ireland out of fear for his life was actually a ploy to have an excuse to leave to ireland. which if that is actually true it would mean keffals has no issues faking anything to disguise his real motives. which would mean the rehab thing would most assuredly have been a lie to disguise his trip and decision to move to ireland.

the fact that he is supposed to be having his big comeback patreon only stream at the end of the month means that we will get answers on this sooner rather than later.

i think its also worth pointing out that if rehab was real it could be possible that keffals is moving to ireland simply because he cant be trusted not to snort as much coke as humanly possible on his own so it was decided that he should move to ireland where ENFO would be his caregiver of sorts or i guess his sponsor.

if they dont wanna go public about their relationship i could see them using terms of that nature as well. all that being said i wonder if keffals has any form of alt stream as well. at this point i would not be surprised one bit since many twitch streamers have alt channels where they stream under different names that nobody knows about aside from the really obsessive fans

 

[He Found Captain Winky]

For the record here in Canukistan the gubermint does tax GoFundMe gibs as income so yes Lucas will have to pay tax on that 100K. He can thank the Liberals for that as Trudeau adjusts the tax law in 2018 to close that loophole.

The only way to avoid the tax is to be a registered charity otherwise the CRA treats it just like income.

It's fucked over a few of the scammers but by the time the CRA gets around to legally attaching the funds they've been spent of course and the grifter is back to being broke.

So Lucas will have to pay both provincial and federal taxes on that 100K which in Ontario would be 22% and 30% federal taxes. I hope he put some aside cuz trust me you don't want to fuck with the CRA. They won't give a shit if your a Tranny and cry discrimination they want their cut.

You know that scene from GoodFellas where the "Fuck you pay me" bit is...yea that's the CRA. Your a tranny? Well fuck you pay me. Your a recovering addict? Well fuck you pay me. Your a giant piece of shit grifter? Fuck you pay me!

The PSAC strike might buy him a little time to flee the country before the CRA comes looking for its money. However, the CRA does have a long memory and will happily take the money from any settlement with LPS and when the poly whatever the fuck with the Potato Ogre and his cuck ends, Luke will have a hell of a time opening a new bank account back in Canada.

 

[Sweeter and Savoury]

The case is going before the Kangaroo court that is the Human Rights Tribunal.

If you have any doubt about what the outcome will be I suggest you look up the Yaniv thread

Lucas will get his judgment and while the ambulance chaser will take 50% he'll probably get a million or more IMHO. Just goes to show how terrible Clown World is where some asshole like Lucas can lie, cheat, scam, harm children and still STILL walk away with money in his pockets thanks to a cucked government.

Makes me MATI and also sad. How far we have fallen from grace when thins like this are possible.

 

[Premium Dog Food]

Keffals is accusing London Police of groping "her" during the arrest...[A of Press Release]
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I would gamble money that this particular thing was done to garner attention and sympathy for another round of go fund me grift. "Please I need more money to sue the police that sexually assaulted me!"
If I remember correctly, the police have body cam footage that they used in their internal investigation, right?

 

[He Found Captain Winky]

The case is going before the Kangaroo court that is the Human Rights Tribunal.

If you have any doubt about what the outcome will be I suggest you look up the Yaniv thread

Lucas will get his judgment and while the ambulance chaser will take 50% he'll probably get a million or more IMHO. Just goes to show how terrible Clown World is where some asshole like Lucas can lie, cheat, scam, harm children and still STILL walk away with money in his pockets thanks to a cucked government.

Makes me MATI and also sad. How far we have fallen from grace when thins like this are possible.

It won’t get that far because the LPS will fold like a cheap pair of shorts and the London taxpayers will be stuck paying for Lucas coke fuelled adventures in potatoland.

 

[Tetragrammaton]

Amazing work. EFNO recently purchased a tiny van and plans to do lots of livestreams from the road, so I would be shocked if Keffals doesn't get involved in some way. He shouldn't but I like the idea of a Keffalsmobile traveling around the EU annoying everyone.

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the funniest thing to make about the troonmobile here is that even the car has a hunch back. almost as if it was fate.

 

[Stinkyboy]

Keffals is canadian by birth, as such he has commonwealth citizen status, which has certain rights and advantages when it comes to entering the UK and things related to the UK such as being able to get emergency passports and consular assistance in foreign countries that don't have canadian consulates. That aside he would be exempt from having to register with the local police as non-citizen immigrants are otherwise required to do, can be employed in certain civil service jobs, can enlist in the british armed forces, is exempt from requiring a visa to enter or stay in the UK and can remain for up to 2 years before having to leave or apply for an extension. Theres also the right of abode for citizens of commonwealth nations but that doesn't apply to him as you have to be born before 1983, but it is essentially the unconditional right to live in the UK, to vote in the UK and collect various welfare and social security benefits

Right of abode only applies if a parent was a British citizen

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

For the record here in Canukistan the gubermint does tax GoFundMe gibs as income so yes Lucas will have to pay tax on that 100K. He can thank the Liberals for that as Trudeau adjusts the tax law in 2018 to close that loophole.

Do you have a link for that loophole closure? I have searched and searched and can only find a dozen or so that say the exact opposite: that donation-based crowdfunds are considered gifts in Canada and are tax-free.

 

[BlaireWhitesBottom2]

I assume he kicked his cocaine habit like a turboneet kicks a hygiene habit: there was never one to kick out in the first place and it was really heroin or other opiod. Do we have sufficient cocaine evidence since e always seemed like he was on downers?

No fexking way was he a coke head.. that dude was on xans and opiates trust me I would know

 

[The Observer]

Breaking, Keffals has actually filed the lawsuit, guess it's not dead after all:

Good luck to Keffals against the body of evidence that is absolutely going to felt that troon. Money wasted. Less cocaine tasted

 

[King George III]

Breaking, Keffals has actually filed the lawsuit

I'll believe it when I see the suit dummy word papers. I'm not taking the word of a habitual liar at face value.

 

[FudgeFish]

Nobody kicks a cocaine habit in a month. A month is what most semi-functioning cocaine users are able to just about pull off, to convince themselves they aren't addicted.

Even if you managed to give up, you'd still be at high-risk for a relapse 6 months later - hell, even 5 years later. That crap rewires people's brains.