Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott - Twitter / Twitch slacktivist. Obsessed with being famous. Operator of the Catboy Ranch. Canadian T-Girl porn star and independent Fart Fetish / Findom Dominatrix. Personally sponsored sending Chinese HRT from Brazil to children without parental consent.

[Sawamura Simp]

TL;DR: My best theory with all of this evidence is that Keffals went to Ireland in March instead of rehab, proposed to EFNO and is planning on moving to Ireland to live in a poly-amorous relationship with EFNO and "Finn".

Motherfucking called it.
We all knew this subhuman piece of shit was incapable of self-restraint.

And since day one I'm still betting on a Lowtax run.

Rehab?
More like worshipping Porkka the AGP "Goddess" out of prying eyes.

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[Admiral Throbnelius]

I have evidence that Lucas never went to rehab.

Boy do I love the timing of this post. Seemed like a shitty bait at first, but then shortly afterwards we saw that @Punished Neco had the evidence to this all along. Godsneed!

 

[Pill Cosby]

Amazing work. EFNO recently purchased a tiny van and plans to do lots of livestreams from the road, so I would be shocked if Keffals doesn't get involved in some way. He shouldn't but I like the idea of a Keffalsmobile traveling around the EU annoying everyone.

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Can you imagine the smell of the thing after a week of unwashed clothes and unwashed dilators.

 

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The mental immaturity is amazing.
I was going to say they go on like teenagers, but honestly it was even only a tiny minority of especially retarded teens who announced that they ere 'engaged' to every new beau.
I'm kinda confused (as it low-key sounds like Keffals also is) as to wether he's immigrating to the North of Ireland, or Northern Ireland.

Probably Northern Ireland. Nationalists sometimes call the place the North of Ireland rather than Northern Ireland.

 

[FinnSven]

Probably Northern Ireland. Nationalists sometimes call the place the North of Ireland rather than Northern Ireland.

What do they call Donegal?

 

[Something Awful]

Quirky kei cars that are older than 25 years are becoming a tranny mobile sort of thing.

I can see why, they're quirky and more specifically, Japanese.
Perfect for the anime addict who things he can become sailor moon by cutting off his dick.
Technology connections bought one and a year later is about to fully troon out.
Watch out for anyone who claims a interest for one, it's one signal of troonery or faggotry.

Eh, it's a pretty cool looking and unique car if you want to be quirky. EFNO found one in good condition and got his followers to pay for it, good for him. At least he was open about where the money was going, unlike Keffals with his gofundme grift.

Boy do I love the timing of this post. Seemed like a shitty bait at first, but then shortly afterwards we s twoaw that @Punished Neco had the evidence to this all along. Godsneed!

I don't think there's "evidence" that he went to Northern Ireland instead of rehab. It's possible, but the secret Twitter account was only registered in April, and the "rehab arc" started in February. He could have spent a month in rehab and then gone to Europe for a week or two (if that happened at all).

 

[Tasty Tatty]

Boy do I love the timing of this post. Seemed like a shitty bait at first, but then shortly afterwards we saw that @Punished Neco had the evidence to this all along. Godsneed!

that's why I said we don't need evidence, we know by hunch. Of course, evidence is always welcome to confirm what we already guessed.

Statistics never lie.

 

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What do they call Donegal?

Depends on which side of the border but just Donegal, usually. It's confusing as some of it is north of some of NI. But that term is generally used by Nationalists in NI to avoid saying Northern Ireland as they find it an illegitimate state.

 

[Kees H]

Keffals is so boring this thread has now spun into sperging about Northern-Ireland. Imagine being a lolcow who is so boring that discussing something entirely else is more entertaining to read.

 

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Sometimes the loyalists call Northern Ireland 'Ulster' instead of Northern Ireland, too. It's a bit outdated but still around, especially in place names. Ground zero of identity politics really.

 

[Brutality]

Glad to see this thread getting a jolt of life again after we hit the 3K milestone. The faggot polycule arc by title alone looks to be very entertaining

 

[Oxyjen]

Sure. I just assumed he'd be holing up with the same troons he visited last time. But perhaps he's got a harem of bog-trotting dickless leprechauns all over the Emerald Isle.

EFNO and husband might also be considering a move to enlightened, Brexit-free, troon friendly Ireland. I believe you can just apply if you’re an N.I.gerian?

Also, the claims of rehab could reasonably be construed as “going to stay with mates who will look after me in a foreign country where I have no dealer contacts and frankly it would be scary to ask”.

I mean it wouldn’t be an outright lie…

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

Eh, it's a pretty cool looking and unique car if you want to be quirky. EFNO found one in good condition and got his followers to pay for it, good for him. At least he was open about where the money was going, unlike Keffals with his gofundme grift.

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I don't think there's "evidence" that he went to Northern Ireland instead of rehab. It's possible, but the secret Twitter account was only registered in April, and the "rehab arc" started in February. He could have spent a month in rehab and then gone to Europe for a week or two (if that happened at all).

Cool looking? That's a TroonMobile.

 

[He Found Captain Winky]

Can you imagine the smell of the thing after a week of unwashed clothes and unwashed dilators.

It would look and smell like this place

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Only worst because stinkditches are smellier then a corpse.

 

[Sir Baz the Intolerant]

Can't see how an EU passport would help with NI

The Italian passport would make sense if he's planning on staying in Ireland by relocating South of the border to the Republic. As a Canadian citizen there's a limit on how long he can stay in the North before he has to apply for a visa, however with an EU passport he could live in the Republic permanently without a visa, and then go back and forth whenever he wants as the UK and Ireland have open borders.

Though as other have said, he could also just be retarded and not understand the difference between Northern Ireland and the Republic of Ireland.

 

[Clancee]

Keffals is so boring this thread has now spun into sperging about Northern-Ireland. Imagine being a lolcow who is so boring that discussing something entirely else is more entertaining to read.

Keffals is so boring that his own thread has been derailed multiple times. We've had kiwis speculating how he cleans his amhole, what drugs he was abusing, total drug-sperging, then theorizing whether he went to Northern Ireland instead of rehab...and now this.

 

[FinnSven]

Sometimes the loyalists call Northern Ireland 'Ulster' instead of Northern Ireland, too. It's a bit outdated but still around, especially in place names. Ground zero of identity politics really.

For sure.

Surprised me how few of the Republic Irish had heard of Cu’Chulainn, despite being aware of the Tuatha de Danann.

But I suppose Ulster was its own place rather than Eire for a long time.
Similar to Bavarians seeing themselves as Bavarian before German, or Yorkshiremen before Englishmen.

Anyway, Lucas is going to have another harder time than he expects and probably find another Fiancé to fuck off to within a year.

 

[The Observer]

should've just created a small private Discord to chat

I don't know about the discord chats lul. Those hellscapes always get leaked.

 

[ulsterscotsman]

I swear people think we're the Syria of Europe and heavily overestimate how dangerous it is here. The North is a pretty safe place to live, a lot safer than the South, England and Scotland.

 

[greenthrowaway]

Sorry CHUDS, he won.