Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott - Twitter / Twitch slacktivist. Obsessed with being famous. Operator of the Catboy Ranch. Canadian T-Girl porn star and independent Fart Fetish / Findom Dominatrix. Personally sponsored sending Chinese HRT from Brazil to children without parental consent.

[Billy Stinkwater]

What is with troons and being obsessed with those shark plushies from IKEA.

I wanted to know this as well and apparently one tranny got one and shared it on tiktok and the rest went oh gimmie gimmie. I however think it's something soft they can grind on and the fin makes a good axe wound scratcher.

How the IKEA Shark Became a Trans Icon

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[WonderWino]

Two trannies and a cuck invalid male, the ultimate trad marriage.

It was the best of times it was the worst of times: a tale of two trannies

So how long before the irish mistake him for rawhead rex and run him into a bog I wonder

 

[MarineN*4235431]

so lucas went to into hiding? wondering what the leprechauns think of faggots like him

 

[VitaminDsupplements]

How do these people stomach being with each other? The idea of giving a smooch to someone who looks like that is just repulsive.

The new fiance looks like the mean caricature you'd get made by a bully artist.

 

[He Found Captain Winky]

@Punished Neco amazingly detailed post, Kiwi farms continues to blow me away with this near Death Note level detective levels of archiving and detail. Remember if she changes the @ you can always follow breadcrumbs from various orbiters to find the new account etc. I'm shocked she'd ever travel that far anyway, she wouldn't use her fart porn scam money to that.

Never doubt the resolve of weaponized autism. Lucas doesn’t help himself though by being absolutely retarded with his internet footprint.

 

[Cpt. Stud Beefpile]

Brilliant writeup, Punished Neco.

I have to say that out of all the stuff I guessed Keffags was rather doing than rehab, this wasn't one of them. The freakjob actually surprised me this time.

 

[She Beetle]

If he's living in a Republican area, chances are that he's going to find out exactly how progressive those self-confessed Marxist revolutionaries are.

There's no gay marriage in Northern Ireland. His troon polycule will be regarded by most people in the community as a crime against God and man and his presence in a place like the Falls Road or the Shankhill will not be welcomed.

Nice citations bro but west Belfast is full of gay teenagers, and even then there's absolutely no chance that Keffals has moved into the Shankhill or the Falls. I don't know how much Keffals has to their name, but its more likely that they're either renting in the city centre or somewhere in south Belfast, away from all those scary working class people.

And just for the record, the provisionals were not a socialist paramilitary. That would have been the INLA, the punchline of the Troubles.

 

[Swole McPole]

If he is flipping his money into Euro, he is probably going to regular Ireland, not Northern. They use the Pound there.

Sure. I just assumed he'd be holing up with the same troons he visited last time. But perhaps he's got a harem of bog-trotting dickless leprechauns all over the Emerald Isle.

 

[AutoClownMaker]

Disclaimer: It should be noted that since Keffals secret Twitter account is private I'm effectively having to read tea leaves to attempt to work out what is being discussed etc,

That is a FAR better effort than most - good job.

In the end this will be another KeFAILs and beg-o-thon.

Queen Clara the Findom will stop acting like 'vacation fun/new relationship KeFAILs' and be the normal sad-sack abusive of others KeFAILs with the kinds of actions prompting a 3142+ page tread on KiwiFarms. And like Alex there will be a parting of ways.

The separation and VISA status will need a beg-o-thon and the things said about how horrible the rest of the polycule are will result in the leaking of the faked rehab data finally being shared.

A KeFAILs in love, faked rehab, and others learning the odious KeFAILings of life. All help push the KeFAILs to a point where the griftbuxs won't quite be enough so rather than treat the social media begging as spare change there will be the doubling down on making a public ass of themselves to attempt to get more griftbuxs.

 

[Don't Tread on Me]

Why did Lucas go to rehab in the first place? What drug was he abusing, exactly?

 

[The Fountainhead]

I had no idea what a "polycule" was until I watched this 10 minute video. And the country boy's commentary and facial reactions pretty much match my own:

 

[Tasty Tatty]

If he is flipping his money into Euro, he is probably going to regular Ireland, not Northern. They use the Pound there.

He might not know...

Still...

>Ireland
>Italy

Why is he going to the most militant Catholic countries in Europe? What's the third option? Spain?

How do these people stomach being with each other? The idea of giving a smooch to someone who looks like that is just repulsive.

Desperation.

 

[Swole McPole]

You do realise that Northern Ireland isn't the same country it was 20+ years ago right? Have you ever even been there before?

I have. It was the weirdest place I've ever been in my life.

I was at a media party. The people there were all in their mid twenties. All what you'd regard as hipsters. The topic of conversation came around to weed and everyone started to go on about how much they loved weed and how great it was, etc. etc. etc.

At the time, I used to smoke weed. So I said, um, I've got some here. Would you mind if I rolled a joint? (This was back in the mid 90's so smoking indoors was still a thing at the time. The majority of people in the room were smoking cigarettes.) Nobody objected, so I rolled a joint.

Immediately, everybody started looking at me like I'd dropped my pants and taken a shit on the floor. Nobody took a hit on that joint. Not a single person beside myself. Even weirder, nobody spoke to me for the rest of the evening.

I don't mind that people don't want to smoke weed. I don't smoke myself any more. I don't think it's big or cool -- it's a bit fucking dumb. But why would you pretend to be cool with it if you aren't? If their boss was at the party and they didn't want the boss to see them smoking weed, that's fine. Have a quiet word. But I don't think that was the case. Were they worried about informers? Who knows?

But sure, I haven't been there since the mid 90's. I'm sure it's changed. But not so much that they can manage to get a functioning political system up and running. Not so much that people didn't vote the gangster terrorists into power while letting the SDLP -- a left wing democratic party who sought a solution that didn't involve slaughtering innocents -- wither and die for lack of support.

So I'm sure younger people will claim that they're cool with the gays now. And perhaps they are. But they're still a nation of retards who will happily continue to vote a gang of savage fucking gangsters into power ... because ooh-ahh-up-the-fucking-ra!

The sooner we cast them off into the Irish sea and let them all stand on their own two feet, the better. (And I say this as a third gen Irish migrant, my wife is second gen.)

 

[Product Placement]

Sorry if this is already been explained but wouldn't Keffals need a vista to live in Northern Ireland, and as far as I'm aware has no right to UK citizenship. Fell like him being illegal immigrant if I haven't got my facts wrong is a important point of the story.

 

[grapeshark77]

Amazing work. EFNO recently purchased a tiny van and plans to do lots of livestreams from the road, so I would be shocked if Keffals doesn't get involved in some way. He shouldn't but I like the idea of a Keffalsmobile traveling around the EU annoying everyone.



https://snan.gay/

 

[ulsterscotsman]

The weed here is generally shit so Lucas is going to be disappointed compared to what he is used to in Canada.
Well at least I'll have something to do in Belfast next time i'm there, keep an eye out to see if I can get a sighting of Lucas like an encounter with Bigfoot.

 

[WonderWino]

Sorry if this is already been explained but wouldn't Keffals need a vista to live in Northern Ireland, and as far as I'm aware has no right to UK citizenship. Fell like him being illegal immigrant if I haven't got my facts wrong is a important point of the story.

Keffals is canadian by birth, as such he has commonwealth citizen status, which has certain rights and advantages when it comes to entering the UK and things related to the UK such as being able to get emergency passports and consular assistance in foreign countries that don't have canadian consulates. That aside he would be exempt from having to register with the local police as non-citizen immigrants are otherwise required to do, can be employed in certain civil service jobs, can enlist in the british armed forces, is exempt from requiring a visa to enter or stay in the UK and can remain for up to 2 years before having to leave or apply for an extension. Theres also the right of abode for citizens of commonwealth nations but that doesn't apply to him as you have to be born before 1983, but it is essentially the unconditional right to live in the UK, to vote in the UK and collect various welfare and social security benefits

 

[together~we~peel]

I had no idea what a "polycule" was until I watched this 10 minute video. And the country boy's commentary and facial reactions pretty much match my own:

i think these creatures are just making up words like fucked up wizards trying to cast retard spells onto people

 

[AfghanBlue]

The mental immaturity is staggering.
I was gonna say they go on like teenagers but only especially retarded teens decided they wee ‘engaged’ to every new beau.

Kinda depressing that all the ‘friends’ post and talk about is Keffals to Keffals.
I still don’t get it, I’ve rarely seen such an uncharismatic hunchback as he

 

[F13 Key]

If he's planning to fuck off to NI, what happens to the apartment he has in Canada?

If he paid the whole year rent in advance he's paid for an empty apartment full of furniture and dumb coomer weeb shit he'd have to leave behind.

If he didn't, he has to keep paying the rent or he's in violation of his lease and the landlord can sue for the remainder, then forcibly evict him and throw everything out if unclaimed.

He had to file income tax this year and likely owed the CRA a big fat pile of money. While he doesn't owe tax for the 100K, he does owe tax on all his Patreon/YouTube/Twitch and whiteleaf site earnings. It'd be a complicated return and ripe for an audit.

As a Canadian living abroad he still has to pay income tax, both to Canada AND to NI if he earns money there.

No matter what he does, he's going to have some... troubles.