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Sorry if this is already been explained but wouldn't Keffals need a vista to live in Northern Ireland, and as far as I'm aware has no right to UK citizenship. Fell like him being illegal immigrant if I haven't got my facts wrong is a important point of the story.
What @WonderWino said, and also this:

The EU Passport:
Keffals revealed awhile ago they're eligable for Italian Citizenship because his Italian grandparents gave birth to his mother prior to becoming a Canadian citizen. Keffals has expressed the desire to get an EU passport multiple times and it seems this is now being something actively worked towards.
Getting an Italian passport ain't that hard when you have the proper documentation of your ancestry updated and at hand. Considering he's just two generations away from Italian citizens, he can get it ASAP.
 
How does Keffals keep getting away with it? Honestly you'd think after the whole drop kiwi farms thing blow up in his face people would realize what a back stabbing faggot he is. All he wants is everyone else's money to blow on God knows what, and they keep giving it to him.
 
I don't get the whole "EU passport" thing. What "EU passport"?

As far as I know there is no such thing as an explicit EU passport. Every EU member state has still it's own passports but it says "EU passport" plus the name of the country in the country's language on the cover. Like German/Austrian passports say "Europäische Union" besides "Bundesrepublik Deutschland" / "Republik Österreich".

So if he get's an Italian passport he kind of has an EU passport. A German passport is an EU passport. A French passport is an EU passport.
 
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And just for the record, the provisionals were not a socialist paramilitary

Wikipedia:

"Sinn Féin (/ʃɪn ˈfeɪn/ shin FAYN, Irish: [ˌʃɪn̠ʲ ˈfʲeːnʲ]; English: "[We] Ourselves") is an Irish republican and democratic socialist political party in both the Republic of Ireland and Northern Ireland."

The old Official IRA were avowedly Marxist. When the provos split off, they downplayed their socialist ideology in favour of nationalism because they thought it would be more popular, but it was definitely a core part of their original ideology. I was a fairly regular reader of An Phoblact back in the 70's and 80's and it was fairly solidly left in it's outlook throughout that period. In reality though, I think they're just power-hungry gangsters who will do and say whatever they need to seize and maintain power.
 
I don't get the whole "EU passport" thing. What "EU passport"?

As far as I know there is no such thing as an explicit EU passport. Every EU member state has still it's own passports but it says "EU passport" plus the name of the country in the country's language on the cover. Like German/Austrian passports say "Europäische Union" besides "Bundesrepublik Deutschland" / "Republik Österreich".

So if he get's an Italian passport he kind of has an EU passport. A German passport is an EU passport. A French passport is an EU passport.
What don't you get? It's a passport of a European Union country. It doesn't matter which specific one, any of them enable free movement within the European Union.
 
How does Keffals keep getting away with it? Honestly you'd think after the whole drop kiwi farms thing blow up in his face people would realize what a back stabbing faggot he is. All he wants is everyone else's money to blow on God knows what, and they keep giving it to him.
Keffals is in decline and this little stunt will likely cost him whatever is left of his grift bucks. In less than six months he'll be begging on the streets.
 
Wikipedia:

"Sinn Féin (/ʃɪn ˈfeɪn/ shin FAYN, Irish: [ˌʃɪn̠ʲ ˈfʲeːnʲ]; English: "[We] Ourselves") is an Irish republican and democratic socialist political party in both the Republic of Ireland and Northern Ireland."

The old Official IRA were avowedly Marxist. When the provos split off, they downplayed their socialist ideology in favour of nationalism because they thought it would be more popular, but it was definitely a core part of their original ideology. I was a fairly regular reader of An Phoblact back in the 70's and 80's and it was fairly solidly left in it's outlook throughout that period. In reality though, I think they're just power-hungry gangsters who will do and say whatever they need to seize and maintain power.
A few housing policies is a far cry from Marxism, actual Marxists vote for the Worker's Party. Even in terms of other social democrat parties Sinn Féin is the least economically focused. They're incredibly centre-left.

The 1969 split was idealogical. If you think the Provisionals were secret Marxists tacitly trying to gain support from non-leftist nationalists, maybe you should visit NI again and share that opinion. There are people who would kneecap you just for suggesting they're a communist. But hey, you're a third generation boomer immigrant well-read on Wikipedia so clearly you know what you're talking about.
 
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Amazing work. EFNO recently purchased a tiny van and plans to do lots of livestreams from the road, so I would be shocked if Keffals doesn't get involved in some way. He shouldn't but I like the idea of a Keffalsmobile traveling around the EU annoying everyone.

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Quirky kei cars that are older than 25 years are becoming a tranny mobile sort of thing.

I can see why, they're quirky and more specifically, Japanese.
Perfect for the anime addict who things he can become sailor moon by cutting off his dick.
Technology connections bought one and a year later is about to fully troon out.
Watch out for anyone who claims a interest for one, it's one signal of troonery or faggotry.
 
Sure. When Keffals want to buy heroin or cocaine in the six counties, the guy he buys it off will almost certainly be connected to one of the paramilitaries.

If he's living in a Republican area, chances are that he's going to find out exactly how progressive those self-confessed Marxist revolutionaries are.

There's no gay marriage in Northern Ireland. His troon polycule will be regarded by most people in the community as a crime against God and man and his presence in a place like the Falls Road or the Shankhill will not be welcomed.
The Republican movement, and by extension the IRA, has been full on globo-homo Marxist for a few decades now, and it's not just window dressing, there's been an explicit Socialist presence since 1916. If you want to know what the current Republican leadership is like, then take a look at the below:
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These are high ranking members of Sinn Fein, the largest Nationalist party in Northern Ireland, leaders of the opposition in the Republic, and the former (or current depending on who you believe) political wing of the Provisional IRA.
While gay men were targeted by the IRA at various points, this was never an organisational policy and was instead individuals or cells acting on their own accord. The IRA was built around a highly decentralised model, with brigades that operated independently under the ruling Army Council, and then cells that operated independently under the brigades.

As far as the current paramilitaries are concerned, the New IRA are nowadays just a more well armed and well organised ANTIFA cell as far as their ideology is concerned, so they won't harm a troon. They also generally don't sell drugs as they claim to be the rightful military junta government of Ireland, however they do allow drug dealers to operate on their territory and take a cut as a tax. The Loyalists meanwhile do sell drugs directly, especially the UDA, and they operate more along the lines of large scale cartels. But killing your customers is bad for business so even if 'Orange Bill' Campbell would love nothing more than to beat Keffells half to death for the craic, he won't so long as he gets his money.

The paras have far more important things to worry about than some Canuck tranny making a fool of themselves, plus attacking foreigners brings a particularly bad degree of attention from the authorities. If anything he has a lot more to worry about from the local unemployed youths. Belfast townies, whether Taig or Hun, are a particularly unpleasant breed.

Source: Had family in the RA.
 
The mental immaturity is amazing.
I was going to say they go on like teenagers, but honestly it was even only a tiny minority of especially retarded teens who announced being 'engaged' to every new beau.

I'm kinda confused (as it low-key sounds like Keffals also is) as to wether he's immigrating to the North of Ireland, or Northern Ireland.

Can't see how an EU passport would help with NI. Commonwealth is the better angle, so maybe Black'n'Tans posturing is pretty fucking dumb, wouldn't you say?
I suppose they are just happy to pose and resting assured the sycophants wont know or care the difference.

Depressing how all these 'friends' tweet replies / banter, so far visible to us anyway, is all just about Keffals, to Keffals.
Total suck ups, to this most uncharismatic of hunchbacks.
 
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What @WonderWino said, and also this:


Getting an Italian passport ain't that hard when you have the proper documentation of your ancestry updated and at hand. Considering he's just two generations away from Italian citizens, he can get it ASAP.
But the UK isn't part of the EU anymore, so yes he could stay in Ireland but not North Ireland based on that
 
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