Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

Meat Target said:
He can't work in fast food. He'll eat all the product before it's sold.

Say, this sounds like the beginning of A Confederacy of Dunces.
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it truly is:
they get into a debt which was ultimately the fault of the son husband who refuses to take responsibility for it.
the son husband doesn't want a job, he would rather sit in his room writing what he says will be a book he will publish and will make waves in the literary world, but never does.
the mom wife descends further into drinking and eventually forces the son husband to get a menial job.
i cant wait for the weenie man arc where patrick parks his weenie cart and eats all the weenies instead of selling them.
Pat Fried Rice said:
I have several questions.

How will he hide the pepperoni factory?
How will he hide the line of dark-complexioned individuals coming to flatulate in his wife's lady bits?
How in the fuck is he gonna explain to the renters, after they've signed contracts and paid money, that Domino's (and likely most delivery available to them) won't deliver there anymore.
 How many swattings before they ask what the fuck is going on, only for them to find out, to their horror, that the hovel has at least one cruiser at it once a week on average.

I can't imagine Fatrick is going to be a genial landlord. I figure there may be a few complaints to the housing authority in the Landlord 2.0 Arc.
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another question, i thought fatrick was living in that side of the hovel so that nikkki would be unimpeded in her quest to get as many black men to fart into her vagina as possible?
i guess she is reluctantly letting him move back into her side of the hovel. not sure how tyrone is going to feel about having a fat white boy in the house when he is there.
 
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Mr Moonface said:
The empty half of the hovel was listed for rent two weeks ago:

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Looks like piggy, or more likely Niki are trying to revenue raise to pay Quasi.
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I wonder if the swattings will mysteriously stop the day the tenant moves in...
 
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Manul Otocolobus said:
Renting the other 1/2 of the hovel makes sense in how they will be able to pay Quasi each month. Imagine having to rent 1/2 your property and getting nothing for it because you are using that money, and then some, to pay back a retarded debt.
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What happens when one of the appliances break down, or the tenant demands repairs because the porch is rotting through?
Imagine a tenant staying for free because fattie won't just get a job at burger king to pay to repair the front door, which was kicked in during a swaTTing
 
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There are legal documents filed by the court (independent third party) confirming the payment plan and his fiscal responsibility. And he still denies it ! I don't think there is a psychologist educated enough to even begin to diagnose this guy's mind other than fat.

"Truly a sight to behold. A man, beaten. The once-great champ, now, a study in moppishness. No longer the victory-hungry stallion we’ve raced so many times before, but a pathetic, washed up, aged ex-champion"

Also worth noting if he sells his hair dresser Rustang, it would only cover 1/2 a months payment. Time to break out the bicycle fat Pat !
 
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Piggle Rick said:
They seemingly are offering half the driveway to the prospective tenant. Will Piggy need to sell his shitty car or his shitty motorbike?
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I have a few issues/thoughts with this.

1. If anyone were to find out why he's renting they'd never go for it. So renting is pointless cause the money is not going towards the property, but to pay quasi just so pat can say "We aren;t paying a dime, atalker! ENJOY MY SUFFERING, CHILD"

2. Anyone who rents that spot will instantly be caught in the crossfire between pat and tor anons who have a bone to pick with him. I'm really not cool with Pat purposefully using meat shields other than his double chin and his glory hole of a wife.

3. Pat is still a fat retard.

4. Who in their right mind would rent from Pat anyways? He was in the news for swatting (himself), and getting made fun of online. I would bet my left nut they'd do a background check on Pat and Nikki before renting.
 
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KingOfGains said:
I have a few issues/thoughts with this.
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Anyone who rents that spot will instantly be caught in the crossfire between pat and tor anons who have a bone to pick with him. I'm really not cool with Pat purposefully using meat shields other than his double chin and his glory hole of a wife. …
Who in their right mind would rent from Pat anyways? He was in the news for swatting (himself), and getting made fun of online. I would bet my left nut they'd do a background check on Pat and Nikki before renting.
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They seem to be using a realtor though. I know back when I used to rent as a young guy I never had a reason to know the name of who owned the place until I signed a lease, and I honestly don’t think I ever looked or cared to look at that part of the lease. I felt like my contract was with the realtor/property manager, not the actual owner. I could have signed up to live in the site of a mass murder for all I knew, I just looked at the price, location, and whether I could take my dogs.
 
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OnAForums user Snake has provided us with another gem:

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I can't believe you guys are still falling for obvious atalker lies because you didn't take an advanced college course. There is no such thing as "debt courts", child, the only courts are the ones you'll be seeing between the knock and your enjoyment of prison for felonious telephone harassment, felonious bar entering, felonious hiding behind trucks across the street, felonious publication of A Christmas Carol sequels on Amazon and conspiracy to commit felonious podcasting while under criminal investigation.
 
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So, on which days are the monthly payments due? Can't wait for the regular funster-messages of "Have you paid Quasi his monthly tithe yet?".
"Render unto Quasi the things that are Quasi's, and actually all the rest as well because the debt is crippling and he owns your ass now."

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Waiting for the TorqueWheeler article on how to prep your car for selling it.
"With looming climate change and the economy being in a pinch, many people consider relying on public transport and selling their cars to save money and protect the environment. But how can you prepare your car to get the most money out of it? I'm going to show you how to save the environment and your wallet. Let's do this."

/edit2: Surely his next novels in the Starhip Repo series and his sequel "Into the Red" will now draw from much more personal experience. Maybe they'll actually sell this time.
 
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ddlloo said:
Is quasi allowed to comment on how the amortization actually went, or is he barred by confidentiality stipulations?

Regardless, it's fucking amazing how fatrick acts like the debt simply doesn't exist.
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You're talking about the guy who will in the same sentence acknowledge that the police report is authentic then deny that the report says what it says.
 
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Mr Moonface said:
The empty half of the hovel was listed for rent two weeks ago:

www.apartments.com

3 br, 1 bath Apartment - 2613 N Oakland Ave - Condo for Rent in Milwaukee, WI | Apartments.com

See all available condos for rent at 3 br, 1 bath Apartment - 2613 N Oakland Ave in Milwaukee, WI. 3 br, 1 bath Apartment - 2613 N Oakland Avehas rental units starting at $1290.
www.apartments.com www.apartments.com
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Looks like piggy, or more likely Niki is trying to revenue raise to pay Quasi.
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There is a good chance that whoever ends up renting the empty half of the hovel, will end up becomming a patposter.
I'm imagining patrick going "time to pay rent stalker!" on the 1st of every month.
 
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