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PPB: Portland pastry chef mauled by off-leash dog, dog's handler promptly ODs on fentanyl​


by KATU Staff
Wed, April 19th 2023, 11:44 PM UTC

PORTLAND, Ore. — A pastry chef is recovering after being attacked by a dog on Monday.

Cheryl Wakerhauser owns Pix Patisserie. She says she was out on a run along Southeast Hawthorne Boulevard when she was attacked and mauled by a dog.

She reports the dog was off leash in a parking lot of a vacant building that’s surrounded by a chain-link fence.
The dog grabbed her leg and threw her to the ground, and attacked her legs and arm.

Wakerhauser says she has more than 35 puncture wounds.

“The arm, the leg, the other leg, I was just trying to put my foot in front of him and wave at cars that were driving by,” she said. “And I start looking around, and I started saying, like, I’m on the ground. I started screaming for help like I was having a nightmare, like, ‘Help me, somebody help me,’ and in a nightmare you’re screaming but nobody can hear you. I felt like that.”

Wakerhauser finally caught the eye of one driver who turned around and honked her horn to try to scare the dog off.

At the same time, she says a man with a leash walked up, said it wasn’t his dog, and then led the dog away.

Another witness followed the man and dog and led police to them.

Wakerhauser says the dog was taken away by animal control. The dog is a pitbull named "Bubbie," as confirmed by police.

Wakerhouser states public safety in Portland needs to be a top priority and that she’s tired of getting lip service from city government instead of real change.

She also says the city has a job to do to fix problems instead of putting a band-aid on it.

On Thursday Portland Police told KATU that the dog's handler/suspect had been arrested and booked into the MCDC the day of the attack.

Police say the suspect, identified as houseless individual Theron D. Bates, had handed the dog over to police and then tried to run away.

However, Bates then ingested fentanyl shortly afterward and overdosed.

Police say they administered naloxone and took him to be treated before booking him into jail on a warrant. The PPB says it is currently investigating potential criminal or civil culpability.

Police confirmed that Bates is not the owner of the dog, but a friend of owner Jessie Miller, who reports himself as homeless. Bates was "babysitting" the dog for Miller.

KATU confirmed that the dog "Bubbie" was taken in by Multnomah County Animal Services for a mandatory 10-day quarantine and bite investigation.

However, police say that owner Jessie Miller and his mother Marie Miller appeared and convinced Animal Services to let the dog quarantine at Marie's home.

On Tuesday, April 17 the dog was transferred to Marie Miller. Jessie Miller then returned to her home and took the dog.

The whereabouts of Miller and the dog are currently unknown. Police are currently trying to locate him, but he does not have a fixed address.
 
"Houseless individual"-seven syllables for someone I can sum up much more accurately with just three: fucking bum. They always give these four-legged killing machines such revoltingly cutesy names, too. He'll cop some chickenshit plea and be back on the street in no time, and probably with "Bubbie" at his side once again, because Portland is a pit of squalor and filth.
 
I thought it was essentially established that after a dog bites someone it gets euthanized? Is Portland the only city retarded enough not to uphold this or has this spread to other dem cities?
They sure care more about animal welfare than dog attack victim welfare. These policies are supported by lib women who, coincidentally, tend to look suspiciously like Cheryl Wakerhauser.
 
There's a weird rule here where they hold the dog for ten days to see if it's safe or not. They claim it's not a "one free bite" city, but it sure seems like it nowadays. A doberman got out of the fence some stupid beaner family had it kept in and ran up to me when I went on a walk. Luckily it didn't bite me, but I called the cops and they transferred me to Animal Control. I managed to cross the street and the mutt freaked out due to the traffic. Animal Control never showed up and the dog is still there and tries to jump over the fence (that is not even tall) whenever someone walks by. Now I carry dog repellent and a pocket knife with me.
Unfortunately, these organizations don't typically give a shit until the fucker bites someone and even that isn't a guarantee, as this incident shows us.

Sucks that someone has to get hurt before the organizations even consider getting off their ass and putting the Precious Pibble six feet under.
 
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While I would take some bites, I feel like I could take on a single pitbull.
Pitbulls are born with an instinct to bite until death. Even if you kick its nuts or finger its asshole it won't lose its grip. Their skulls are thick as fuck too.

The only solution is to shoot three rounds to a pitbull, even if it isn't aggro. The quicker you put it down the better.
 
Of course its a shitbull

Now, which race is the owner? hood nigga or trailer park redneck?
She also says the city has a job to do to fix problems instead of putting a band-aid on it.
So if I check your social media for the summer of floyd what I'm gonna find there?
potential criminal or civil culpability.
Potential culpability? POTENTIAL?
convinced Animal Services to let the dog quarantine at Marie's home.
You got to be fucking kidding me
The whereabouts of Miller and the dog are currently unknown.
Guess cops are shit everywhere and not just in my country
or finger its asshole it won't lose its grip.
Talking from experience?
 
Talking from experience?
From the reddit anti-pitbull forum, actually. I used to lurk there and it was common advice people would give whenever asking how to fend from a pitbull attack. Apparently the tactic works with other races, as it basically makes the dog open its mouth reflexively, but it doesn't work with pitbulls.
 
Pitbulls are born with an instinct to bite until death. Even if you kick its nuts or finger its asshole it won't lose its grip. Their skulls are thick as fuck too.

The only solution is to shoot three rounds to a pitbull, even if it isn't aggro. The quicker you put it down the better.

What if you grab it Hercules style at its top and bottom jaw and pull apart?

Don't get me wrong, I'm down for TPD, ATF style as well.
 
What if you grab it Hercules style at its top and bottom jaw and pull apart?

Don't get me wrong, I'm down for TPD, ATF style as well.
The most obvious solution in cases where dogs won't let go is to introduce something to their mouth. With pitbulls, that isn't effective because they are bred to bite no matter what. They're fight dogs, and even if they get killed in the process they won't let go, just because they need to win that fight.

What Hercules did with the lion is impressive because of how strong these animals can bite. That said, it's not impossible--however, it would surprise me if it turned out to be really fucking hard if you tried it with a pitbull. The best option is just to kill the fucker before or while it bites, there's no reason to keep it alive.
 
Pitbulls are born with an instinct to bite until death. Even if you kick its nuts or finger its asshole it won't lose its grip. Their skulls are thick as fuck too.

The only solution is to shoot three rounds to a pitbull, even if it isn't aggro. The quicker you put it down the better.

You could always keep some fentanyl on hand and shove it right on its nose. It's a mucous membrane, it will get absorbed right into the bloodstream and OD the dog.
 
Time to buy a Borzoi.

From the reddit
Average anti-pitter zoosadist @Android raptor.
The best option is just to kill the fucker before or while it bites, there's no reason to keep it alive.
Before the bite? Are you for real? You're just going to kill a random dog before it even does something? No wonder Android raptor calls anti-pitters zoosadists. Killing it if it actually tries to attack is completely reasonable self defense that almost everyone can agree with. Killing it "preventatively" based on breed is not.
You could always keep some fentanyl on hand and shove it right on its nose. It's a mucous membrane, it will get absorbed right into the bloodstream and OD the dog.
Poisoning a dog for being a pitbull is no better than people who used to feed outdoor cats bait laced with antifreeze.
 
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Poisoning a dog for being a pitbull is no better than people who used to feed outdoor cats bait laced with antifreeze.
True. The proper response to encountering a pitbull in public is to pull your concealed carry and open fire. When the cops show up just say the dog lunged at you and you had no choice. Even odds this won't even be a lie. And if its not true, well its a white lie because you have a better then even chance of preventing someone else's dog or a human being badly injured or killed by said pitbull or whatever hell spawn it produced.

Utilitarian virtue therefore says the moral good is to shoot all pitbulls on sight, as while the initiating act is negative, it creates more positive good for society on the back end.
 
True. The proper response to encountering a pitbull in public is to pull your concealed carry and open fire. When the cops show up just say the dog lunged at you and you had no choice. Even odds this won't even be a lie. And if its not true, well its a white lie because you have a better then even chance of preventing someone else's dog or a human being badly injured or killed by said pitbull or whatever hell spawn it produced.

Utilitarian virtue therefore says the moral good is to shoot all pitbulls on sight, as while the initiating act is negative, it creates more positive good for society on the back end.

The problem with that is people would start expanding that theory to encompass other dangerous aspects of life, like niggers.

...Wait... that has some potential...
 
If only we could use the Pitbulls on the right amount of Portlanders.
 
I was obviously responding to a post that was in the context of being attacked. Duh. I don't support zoosadism. I do support self-defense.
Oh, sorry I misunderstood. Why would anyone happen to have fentanyl while getting attacked though?
 
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