Obscure Laughingstocks - Lolcows without substantial online presence.

A recommendation (that surprises me that he has no thread) is Smash Bandicoot
IMG_20230409_181447.jpg

Basically this is like a Egyptian version of Chris Chan and I'm not even joking. He acts just like Chris did when he did those videos defending himself and screaming to the camera, tries things that are cringy to seem menacing but is funny (this dude instead of throwing cruse-you-hamehame-ha growls and barks like a dog) has his own religion where DK and Ness basically had an affair and created the universe which isn't weird considering his discord server is named after a fanfic where a child gets sexually assaulted by a animal. Tbh I recommend watching the YouTube uploads of the discord calls between him and LioConvoy cause it's just so old 2000's Chris behaviour.
For a moment I thought this was the old Chris
 
Meet BryanDraws
Screenshot_20230418_125747_Chrome.jpg


I don't know much about this guy other than this and his awful art. But this shit was so funny I had to share it.

Screenshot_20230418_123818_Chrome.jpg

And of course we have to showcase his artistic talents

Screenshot_20230418_124403_Chrome.jpg Screenshot_20230418_124006_Chrome.jpg
 
It just happened like, this morning dude. I'm not really autistic enough to do sleuthing other than notice a bunch of accounts I follow say they're getting harassed by the same dude
So why is he a lolcow? There's a difference between a lolcow and some random making drama. What is Toku and why is it on Twitter? Who is saying what about shit? You've posted a link to a Tweet and said that someone's a cow and that's it. No names, no information, no background. Who is this person and why should we give a fuck?
 
-WIP because image-adding is borked atm, just trust me for a lot of what I say here. I have linked accounts so that you at the very least know I'm not completely bullshitting. Not intended to be a thread OP; I just tried to mimic the style so that things were easier to read.-

[insert "oh" tiktok here, as well as a shot of his face if I can find one that isn't from his fucking garbage-tier camera]
rbree2 aka "Brianna Danielle" Lewis is, to quote his Twitter bio, a 30-year-old "#Autistic #lesbian #plural #transwoman w/ #adhd + #bipolardisorder + #anxiety; spends time in valued communities; creates content; she/her pronouns; #pluralgang" who's strangely insistent on letting people know that he's also a "polyfrag median system" and equally insistent on not transitioning properly. (maybe replace the description with a shot of his twitter bio?)
He describes himself as a "living legend" and a "hardcore socialist progressive liberal democrat" and lives in Bellueve, WA. Most of his time is spent retweeting radical TRAs, tweeting about how he's constantly in pain and needs help, or retweeting socialist stuff. Even on unaffiliated Twitter accounts.
[insert "lab results are normal" meme and a few other examples alongside quotes from CF bio and Twitter bio]
That, or virtue signaling about how who he blocks or how transphobic the Potter game is.
[insert tweets here]
If this were written a few years back, he'd even be working on a webcomic about a 16-year-old vampiric magical girl who is also (vampiric) royalty!
[shot of profile with webcomic/webcomic site]
Alas, said webcomic stopped uploading on December 3rd, 2016... although, considering its art, that may be for the better. (maybe mention 4-page side comic?)
[insert a few pages here]

And that's just one of many! Over the course of ~8 years, rbree2 has made a staggering total of 10 separate webcomics!
...almost none of which have surpassed more than 10 pages.


But enough about his comical pursuits. In the current day, most of rbree's endeavors involve streaming and TikTok. And, just like with webcomics, he seems to have a bad habit of starting multiple projects at once before promptly leaving them all to rot while he complains about his pain and transphobes on Twitter instead.

As of now, he's known to have three separate Twitch accounts. One presumably dedicated to himself, another dedicated to his """system""", and another dedicated to his... boyfriend? Girlfriend? The two of them play Life is Strange and Fortnite together as vTubers. His boy/girlfriend's Steam account is here if you want to see it. Notable are the G4 Rainbow Dash avatar and Bree's heart comment.
[pictures of all three channels go here]
Unfortunately, the first two Twitch channels seem to have undergone DFE mode at some point, and very few VODs of their streams remain, despite evidence of their existence still existing via their respective Twitter accounts.
[insert tweets proving the streams existed here]

...or, at least, that would've been the case if good ol' Brian didn't decide to upload every single VOD to his YouTube channel. All 96 of them.
[images of his channel videos go here]
He even sorted them into playlists divided up by their topic! Thank you very much, Brian!
[images of his playlists go here]
I'm unsure of where his system channel's VODs went, but his main channel's seem to be safe here (for the time being). There's 200+ hours of this drivel to go through, and even watching a single TikTok of his gives me severe brain rot, so I haven't checked through this as thoroughly as I have his other accounts. If someone is brave enough to watch the streams, feel free. I'll salute your efforts from the sidelines.

SPEAKING of his TikToks...
He only seems to have one of these, actually. But it's... it's something.
[shot of his TikTok page. Emphasis on the weird stares every thumbnail's face gives off.]
The vast majority of these (132) videos consist of Bree fidgeting with his camera for the first 3 seconds, saying one word in a strange inflection for the next 2, then staring at the camera again until the video eventually ends at double the needed length because he (presumably) can't turn it off in time.
Despite this, most of them somehow have hundreds of views. One has even broken past that to reach nearly 2000 views on its own.

A contributing factor might be his voice, which sounds like a strange combination of Stephen Hawking and Steve Urkel. This doesn't seem to be some kind of persona, either- here he is speaking like this in a rather serious TikTok announcing that he's coming out (presumably as trans?) to his conservative family. (With bonus shitty mic.)
[insert video here if I can find a way to download TikToks, otherwise just leave the link]

That family would likely be found on his Facebook, which he has also provided us with free of charge, buuut I don't have an account so all I can see is the same selfie of him with a mask from slightly different angles and his career history (as a YMCA Lifeguard). RIP.
[insert grid of selfie photos]

He also has a blog, which I thought would provide more insight... but no, it's mostly more complaining about pain mixed in with some schizo-tier ramblings about his system. The only good thing here is that every single blog post tagged under 'trans' is about him being in pain, which I found morbidly humorous. His damn reddit is more informative, and that's only because I learned he plays League of Legends from there.

Anyways, I'm honestly not sure if he's cow-worthy. He's a specimen for sure, but a lot of his trail runs cold very quickly because he can't commit to anything he does (save for his ideology) and is just another in the sea of mentally ill transtrenders who live in a basement and have a massive victim complex.

-Accounts-
When he said he "has gone by many different names online", what he really meant was that a single Google search of his username gets you 90% of the content he's ever posted. At least under his current name...
Comicfury (archive)
Comicfury alt (archive)
Main Twitter (archive)
""System"" Twitter (archive)
Binamic Duo Twitter (archive)
Main Twitch (archive)
Binamic Duo Twitch (archive)
YouTube channel with main Twitch's VODs (archive)
TikTok (archive)
Facebook (archive)
Fanhouse (archive)
Blog (archive)
Blog Mirror (+ bonus shitty art!)
Reddit (archive)
Steam (archive)
Torn Profile (found via his post in a "general booba appreciation" thread :story:; archive)
 
Last edited:
One for the Britfam here, Joylon Maugham:

A KC who works in London for the 'Good Law Project' who is fund-raising to fight accusations of homophobia from the LGB.

Dennis Noel Kavanagh, Director of the Gay Men's Network, recently posted this on Twitter about him:

'Members of the jury, let us examine, if we may, the homophobia of Jolyon Maugham, the helium voiced man who likes to kill small animals while cross dressing in the shadow of his windmill.

Consider this if you would.
2/ Imagine you are a heterosexual man and father. Let us say you've adopted a position on trans and some gays disagree.

At this juncture you face a fork in the road any grown man might meet with equanimity

It's open to you to say "well, these are women involved in gay rights"
3/ You could think "Bev Jackson was at the original Pride, Kate Harris worked for Stonewall, Malcolm Clarke was a pioneer of gay rights at Glasgow University".

That's open to you. You could think that. You could watch their interviews. You could respect them.
4/ They're hardly given to hyperbole. Bev is always considered and compassionate. Judge for yourself. This is a women who fought for gay rights before this tax lawyer knew they were a thing. Hardly a hate preaching fire brand is she?

LGB Alliance: 'About protecting the rights & interests of those with same-sex sexual orientation'

5/ What about Kate? Well, again, judge for yourself. You might think you see here a considered and composed senior lesbian in our movement who balances advocacy with deep, deep compassion.

Patrick Christys interviews Kate Harris on the difficulties young lesbians now face

6/ What about the absolute man, Clark. Well, listen to him yourself. Does this sound like a hateful man who should be legally driven from public life? Or does it sound like a veteran gay man who cares about the next generation?

Ian Collins interviews Malcolm Clark about Tavistock

7/ If you need more evidence how about Allison Bailey, I challenge you to find a woman of more gravitas, intellect and decency. Is this the rant of a hate preacher? Or is it a lesbian voice Joylon doesn't want to hear?

Keynote Speech by Allison Bailey (LGB Alliance Conference 2021)

8/ Let us be clear. Heterosexuals like Susie Green at Mermaids and Joylon Maugham at the Good Laugh Project believe they should decide what homosexual voices are heard and which are harassed through litigation. It was him and his friend who cooked up this case.
9/ It is his fault Kate Harris was reduced to tears in evidence when the Mermaid's silk said in open court that some lesbians have penises. That is a sight unthinkable for any other minority. But that is his work. He decided to do that. He went after lesbians who say no.
10/ In so doing he is a virulent homophobe who attacks the homosexual right to political assembly and civic advocacy. He is a straight man who thinks he should have the right to say what gay people can think
11/ Us gay people have had enough of the gender abattoirs he supports where young gay people are told they need surgical correction. We have had enough of men like him telling us lesbians have penises and we have to get used to it.
12/ We are tired of his incursion into our minority group and his straight man command that we shut up if we don't agree with him.

No Joylon

That means no

You, in 2022 actively tried to silence gays - that makes you a late stage homophobe
13/ And that with be your political epitaph, you will be up there with Mary Whitehouse and Owen Jones as malign forces who told gays what to do and couldn't accept dissent.
14/ I very much hope you lose your case against the alliance after which your homophobic company should be investigated by the EHRC.

(Link: https://threadreaderapp.com/thread/1650220039373565953.html)
 
McGribbles (first name Ryan, the rest sadly unknown) is one of my favorite obscure cows. He's a literal paranoid schizo who lives in the Austin, TX area, and he does not understand why he is not a big Twitch streamer yet. He blames his obscurity on an army of "viewbotters" that are personally sabotaging his streams through coordinated attacks on his chat and by somehow redirecting views out of his stream. He has a *very* itchy trigger finger for banning anyone in chat that he thinks is a "bot."

That's everyone, in case you didn't realize.

Here's an example of his inane ranting about "bots."


When he streams, he's doing one of four things: complaining about "bots" kneecapping his stream for hours on end, doing shitty ASMR, going to Whataburger (he LOVES Whataburger), or playing Fortnite while staring angrily at the computer screen, thinking of how those darn bots are hoodwinking him. With such compelling content, who would guess he was unpopular?

McGribbles is a man of many hats - he's a streamer, a cosplayer, a voice actor, and a mental health advocate. He doesn't do any of things particularly well, and he has no discernible talent. He did pull a fat-to-fit a few years ago, but that's the pinnacle of his achievements.

1683203642785.png


He has no discernible career either, usually claiming that he lives entirely off of the 90s-era consoles, games, and peripherals he buys at garage sales and then flips on eBay. I have yet to find any evidence of this account, but I’m searching for answers.

Other Links:
Twitch (archive)
YouTube (archive)
Twitter (archive)
 
Last edited:
Tess McTosh is a tranime GTA cop from Britain that pushes DIY HRT, creator of TransVTubers (a soon-to-be troon vtubing collaboration), self-proclaimed schizo, and believes "cis people are devoid of human emotion".

He likes LARPing on LSPDFR (a GTA multiplayer cop mod) and records videos of himself doing this. He describes this series as a "docudrama-style cop show inspired by Britbox classics such as Motorway Cops; The Enforcers; Can't Pay? We'll Take it Away' etc, created by using my 3 loves of #vtubing, #cops sim & #roleplay."

When he isn't pretending to be a girl on GTA he's pretending to be a girl in Deep Rock Galactic, or promoting HRT. He privated old "political videos" and started hormones in February 2022, and denounced the "alt-right" which he was part of before that. He also proudly refuses to do "voice training" because it validates him being a "boymoder".

Some of his lunacy



Main Channel https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCtMWm-wtsITspUU1HSpZXEw archive
Second Channel https://youtube.com/channel/UCM0DYxuLKSzchdgtxIardKg archive
https://www.paypal.com/donate/?hosted_button_id=76R76FU48JN9Q archive
https://www.patreon.com/TrannerBigSis archive
Twitter (banned) https://twitter.com/TessMcTosh archive
https://steamcommunity.com/id/McToshReborn archive
https://www.facebook.com/tessmctosh/ archive

The last two I would archive but archive.is will not load.

He runs a YouTube channel with between 20 and 150 views per video, and makes no effort to present as feminine. He has shitfeuds with other YouTubers, and casually shits on anyone who isn't a troon. He also runs a Twitch channel.

He has a BSC in computer science from The Open University, class of 2020


What he really looks like
349269364_1417377542349058_2793214403235331877_n.jpg
 
Ex-army
Libertarian nationalist blogger and the original anime nazi.

He mostly known for running a blog ex-army.blogspot and posting anime captions with various political quotes.

1686475272489.png

1686475511272.png

1686475249283.png

The blog itself it gone now, and has disappeared from the internet 2017.
1686475881915.png

The article itself is also gone.

Some other blogs posits he was a Vietnam veteran and deceased as well.

This video offers a glimpse into what it once was.
He was something of a big deal back then because you really couldn't google terms like "libertarian" without his autism captions appearing everywhere.
 
Len Cella / Lenhole / King Dong / Godcella / Dick Balls

Len Cella
This private information is unavailable to guests due to policies enforced by third-parties.

Len Cella

Len Cella is less a lolcow and more a wacky old bastard that likes making people laugh.

Len was born in 1937 and everything he did until the 80s isn't important to us. In the 80s he created a sketch comedy film called "Moron Movies". The Warioware of boomer humor, it is comprised entirely of 5-60 second comedy sketches that are notable for almost always inducing the reponse of "Why the fuck would you make this retarded shit?" and never actively including any human being other than Len Cella himself. This combination of retarded comedy and complete isolation works so well that I'm not sure if I'm laughing with him or at him, but I'm laughing.

Based Len in blackface pretending to be OJ Simpson
Kiwis of advanced age may remember Len Cella from The 80s. He rose to a local celebrity level of fame when Johnny Carson, of all people, started playing some of his sketches on The Tonight Show. Carson liked them so much he put them on another show he owned, TV's Bloopers and Practical Jokes, hosted by Dick Clark and Ed McMahon (but "moron" was too offensive for NBC at the time so they called it "Silly Cinemas")

And that's about all Len is known for and what he desperately still clings to well into his 80s now. Later on Len made More Moron Movies and, years later into his 70s, he made another installment called CRAP which is marketed as being "For people with pisspoor upbringing. and "not for kids or candyass adults." It's like Moron Movies but he swears more, puts on blackface, and pisses on things more often. The only way I know of to get a copy is to mail Len a check for $16 and he'll burn you a copy. (warning, video below has some NSFW bits)




Len still exists on Facebook and, though his output has slowed, he once put out quite a few music videos of him singing popular songs, parody songs, or original songs. Here's one of Len's originals called Shit, Piss, And Corruption.



Len Cella was also the subject of a short documentary, King Dong, named after one of his most famous sketches in which he strapped what looks to be a long propane tank to himself, pretended it was his cock, and chased around a woman, also played by him, with the implication being he was going to rape her when he got her. Comedy gold!
 
"Hello, I am Remko"/Remko from Rotterdam

I was recently reminded of this minor Dutch internet phenomenon from a lot time ago. Since it doesn't look like it's been posted on KF before, I'm posting it here for your amusement and for archival reasons.

It was early 2007 when Remko's Youtube videos were discoverd and became a big hit on popular Dutch blogs and forums such as GeenStijl and Dumpert. He promptly deleted the channel and only a couple were saved.

The subject is Remko (sometimes also spelled as Remco by others), a gay man who recorded several contact ad type of videos in broken English in which he awkwardly reads a text from his screen, explicitly looking for people to fuck.

I think this was the most famous one. He's looking for Arabs to fuck ("you can fuck me and I can fuck you") - but no SM!"

source
Hello, I am Remko from the Netherlands and I look for someone. This about the story what I look for: I don't like SM. I like Arab people. You can fuck me and I can fuck you. I very horny. I can not wait for fucking. I live in Rotterdam in the Netherlands. I go every year to Egypt. I have friends there also. And I am gay. And if you reply me, I reply you back. I do kissing, fucking, eeeeverything what you like. I do no SM. Okay, I have MSN, Yahoo and more chatting programs. Reply me soon! Okay, this everything. If you are online with me, I can show you very nice things. Reply! And you must be gay. Okay, bye bye! Remko from the Netherlands

Another one...

source
Hello, I am Remko from Rotterdam in the Netherlands, or Holland. And I look by this way to look to have more friends in anywhere in the world. I am 35 years old. I look for dating and chatting and you can fuck me and I can fuck you. I do anything. Not SM. Okay, this my video. I have more videos, you can look for it. Okay, this everything what I can say. I am 190 centimeters big and black hair, brown eyes. Okay, reply me! Okay, bye bye!


The only other video I could find (also new to me). Here he introduces himself as a muslim called Abdelhady, looking for 'brothers'. Then he sings along to some 'islam song' for a couple of minutes.

source

Remko himself called Dumpert(?) telling them to remove his videos (which they didn't of course)

source
"Hello, this is Remko speaking. I am on your site and on Friday I'll be on tv... and can you call me back ASAP, because I don't consent to being on tv and everything should be deleted." [...]

Remko remixes:


source



source

Videos were made imitating and responding to Remko.
This one's kind of lame, but still cracked me up. The guy wants to sing Abdelhady a song in return, which turns out to be a very monotonous version of YMCA.

source

Remko disappeared from the public eye after his brief moment of fame.

However, he's still around and occasionally active on social media, even though he no longer makes videos. He's still the same gay Remko.
remko.jpg

He can be found on Facebook and Twitter. I found confirmation that he is autistic (if you couldn't already tell) and living in some kind of group home or semi-sheltered space. He comments a lot on lewd posts and accounts and overshares about his own sex life.

One funny thing about Remko's Twitter account is that he keeps trying to talk about his holiday, moped and other daily life things to a big account that's only there to promote some guy's OF.

Screenshot 2023-08-15 at 11-16-19 Tweets with replies by remko trentelman (@remkogay) _ X.pngScreenshot 2023-08-15 at 11-25-47 Tweets with replies by remko trentelman (@remkogay) _ X.png

Screenshot 2023-08-15 at 11-17-10 Tweets with replies by remko trentelman (@remkogay) _ X.pngScreenshot 2023-08-15 at 11-30-35 Tweets with replies by remko trentelman (@remkogay) _ X.pngScreenshot 2023-08-15 at 11-32-22 Tweets with replies by remko trentelman (@remkogay) _ X.png
Screenshot 2023-08-15 at 13-56-24 (1) Tweets with replies by remko trentelman (@remkogay) _ X.png

Oh well, looks like at least he has succeeded in finding plenty of other men who like fucking (and also in getting HIV).
 
Not sure if he qualifies since he's a furry (i've heard there's a furry general for those, but the only one I can find relates specifically to drama), but I recently came across a 31 year-old "Dragonkin Trans Perv", "flirtaious voraphile" system named SixthDragoness (AND WAY TOO MANY OTHER NAMES, elaboration at the bottom of this post) who's obsessed with tumblr (as in: he has 250k+ posts on his main 2 blogs alone), transformation, dragons, being a femboy and begging for money NONSTOP. And I seriously mean nonstop.

This is his Twitter, for reference:
1693501383612.png

See those images off to the right?
Every single one of them is attached to a post begging for money.
Every.
1693501451577.png

Single.
1693501477892.png

One.
1693501498932.png


Except for the book cover, of course. That post instead details how the book made him gay(er) and is super worth reading as a result.
1693501665237.png

This actually leads into some important aspects about this individual. Those being: he's genderfluid, a living "dragoat" doll, proud owner of a system which includes a 16 year old girl within it, and that he's UNHEALTHILY obsessed with the number 6.

His twitter bio states that he is "6isexual", his fursona is 6 inches tall, and he replaces every single instance of the letter B with 6. Or, almost every instance. He's slipped up a few times while begging for money, but otherwise speaks partial 1337 at all times.

He spends most of his time talking about his identity (using it as leverage), retweeting kink porn (i'm not showing that shit here), mentioning his multiple "girlfriends" (mostly trans men), and BEGGING AND BEGGING AND BEGGING AND BEGGING AND BEGGING (note that I had to stop myself from adding more examples here because there are so fucking many. His twitter, with 34k tweets to its name, consists almost entirely of begging and for every normal (normal by his standards) tumblr post he makes there's often either a new attempt at begging following it or multiple retweets/reblogs of an older one).

All for "rent money", of course, which I'm completely unconvinced he actually uses for rent considering the amounts he asks for (typically within a double-digit range) and how much art he has of his OCs.

I've been digging for over 3 hours now and I'm so not even close to done. This motherfucker has at least 3 separate tumblr blogs, possibly at least 3 twitter accounts (not sure??), and over 250k posts on two of those tumblr blogs alone. I am practically drowning in how much content this motherfucker has put out but all of it is within his own perverted bubble that's typically disconnected outside of the constant "I LOVE DRAGONS I LOVE BEING EATEN BY DRAGONS NORMALIZE WOMEN WITH BULGES PLEASE GIVE ME MONEY" noise so I can't justify making a full thread on him. I also haven't got the time to make a thread on him atm, hence this sort of messy post instead. I've got like a shitty draft written up in case I find more incriminating stuff that warrants it but I doubt it'll be finished unless I change my mind.

Instead, I think I'll just drop a few social media links and highlights from what little of his tumblr i've touched.
I've lost 3 hours of my life to this waste of space so I might as well.



All currently-known aliases:
  • Katrina/Valour Jones (not real name. "Deadname" not found yet)
  • Sixthdragoness
  • Dragongirltongue
  • pumpkindragoness (retired?)
  • avalardragoness (retired?)
  • deltaskydragon (retired?)
  • everfreedragoness
  • Haven System (haven-sys)
  • Six ("headmate")
  • Green Star ("headmate")
  • Ariana ("headmate")
  • Cydra voidLight ("headmate")
  • Mx Cari Flynn ("headmate")
  • Aradia Megido ("headmate")
 
Last edited:
This one is going to require some set up so bare with me.

This is the tale of Noel Marshall and of Roar (1981). In 2015, Drafthouse films re-released the film and I saw it last year. It truly is one of a kind.
>writer Jason Bailey saw Roar as "a cross between a nature special, a home movie, a snuff film, and a key exhibit at a sanity hearing" with animals inflicting "horrifying bloodshed" before abruptly becoming "cuddly kittens, accompanied by a sappy string score" and said much of the film consisted of "odd, semi-improvised" dialogue.
Short story is in 1968, Noel went on Safari with his wife Tippi Hedren. Tippi being famous for having the birds thrown at her by hitchcock. They fell in love with tigers and wanted to do a nature documentary with them. Noel got an executive producer credit on The Exorcist which means he started filming in 1973. Spending 5 years filming and 17 million dollars, they built a safari park in LA which is now called the Shambala Preserve and acted with the lions while on set. Wikipedia reports that half of the 150 crew while filming suffered some kind of injury while on set, his son interviewed in 2015, who as also mauled in production, says it was closer to 100.

This is a massive list of the people injured on set:
>Due to the large number of untrained animals on set, there were a reported 48 injuries within two years of the start of filming. It has been estimated that, of Roar's 140-person crew, at least 70 were injured during production. In a 2015 interview, John Marshall said that he believed the number of people injured was over 100.
>Noel Marshall, Director and Husband of Tippi, was bitten through the hand when he interacted with male lions during a fight scene; doctors initially feared that he might lose his arm. By the time he suffered eight puncture wounds on his leg caused by a lion which was curious about his anti-reflection makeup, Marshall had already been bitten around eleven times. He was hospitalized when his face and chest were injured and was diagnosed with blood poisoning. Marshall was also diagnosed with gangrene after being attacked many times.
>Tippi Hedren, famous for spurring Hitchcock so he threw live birds at her, Hedren was bitten in the head by a lion, Cherries, whose teeth scraped against her skull. She was taken to Sherman Oaks Hospital, where her wounds were treated and she was given a tetanus shot. She was admitted to Antelope Valley Hospital after Tembo, the five-ton elephant, picked her up by and fractured her ankle with his trunk before bucking her off his back; Hedren said that Tembo had been trying to keep her from falling and was not at fault. She was left with phlebitis and gangrene, in addition to a fractured hand and abrasions on her leg. Hedren was also scratched on the arm by a leopard and bitten on the chest by a cougar.
>Melanie Griffith, Co-Star, received 50 sutures after being attacked by a lioness. It was feared that she would lose an eye, but she eventually recovered without being disfigured, although she did require some facial reconstruction.
>John Marshall, son of Noel and Co-Star, a lion jumped and bit the back of his head, inflicting a wound that required 56 sutures.
>Jerry Marshall, son of Noel and Co-Star, was bitten in the thigh by a lion while he was in a cage on set, and he was in hospital alongside Hedren for a month.
>Jan de Bont, famous Cinemotographer who would go on to do films like Speed, Twister, Hunt for Red October, Lethal Weapon 3, Black Rain and Die Hard was scalped by Cherries while he was filming under a tarpaulin; he received 220 sutures, but resumed his duties after recovering.
>Doron Kauper, Assistant Director, was bitten by Togar, one of the lead lions, in the throat and jaw and tried to pull off one of his ears after Kauper unintentionally cued an attack; Kauper also received injuries to his scalp, chest and thigh, and he was admitted to Palmdale General Hospital where he had to undergo four and a half hours of surgery. Although the attack was reported as nearly fatal, a nurse told a Santa Cruz Sentinel reporter that Kauper's injuries were acute (sudden and traumatic), but that he was conscious and in fair condition after the surgery. >After witnessing the attacks, twenty crew members left the set en masse; turnover was high, and many did not want to return.
>Because of Marshall's financial proceeds from his producer credit on The Exorcist, rumors spread that the set of Roar was plagued by the "curse of The Exorcist".
>Pipes and berms from Aliso Canyon became flooded with water and burst on February 9, 1978, after a night of heavy rain. Both were pointed towards the Marshall property to redirect water from the Southern Pacific Railroad tracks. The property was destroyed by a 10-foot (3.0 m) flood, from which four sound-crew members had to be rescued.
> Fifteen lions and tigers escaped from the set after fences and cages collapsed; the sheriff and local law enforcement killed three lions, including Robbie the lead lion, who was replaced with another lion, Zuru, when filming resumed.
>A broken dam and several floods also caused the surrounding lake to fill with sediment, adding six feet to its height. Most of the set, ranch, editing equipment and film stock were destroyed; over $3 million of damage was caused, though the negative had already been sent to be edited in a Hollywood studio.
> It took eight months to rebuild the set, and 700 replacement trees were purchased. After most of the issues resulting from the flood had been resolved, twelve wildfires in an Acton, California area broke out in September, though the animals remained unharmed.

I have clips from the film. You can see the cats excited here:

Noel's description of him almost losing his left hand referred to this scene here, he charges the Lions as they're fighting. This was maul No.7 of 11 that he would receive while filming.

You can see blood on his left hand and him shaking it off. There's a later scene where he has a bandage.

There's also Kyalo Mativo as Mativo, his only movie credit as he was an animal handler from Niger. He was one of the only people not to get mauled by the lions and that's because Noel ran away, twice, telling him to stay and distract them.


Noel running away while he leaves his black friend behind is highlights of the movie for me.
Untitled2.png

Untitled3.png


But to answer, why post this. Look at Noel's face when he's charging the Lions fighting.
Untitled.png

Look at that Maniac grin. You see Noel lacks two things when it comes to lions. First, he's been around them so long that he no longer fears them. That fear is what a reasonable human has towards something dangerous, it's instinctual. Not having that fear means he can do things like this. The second is imprinting emotions onto the Lions. Noticed how he called the lions "your Uncles" in the video? He has an emotional attachment to an animal. People form it with dogs, horses and the like all the time. But it's a one sided connection because the human only thinks what the animal wants. That is the core lesson of Kemono no Souja Erin, humans imprint emotions onto animals but animals don't imprint back, not in the way humans expect them too. It's why rottweiler owners are shocked then they find their toddler mauled for instance.
So Noel has no fear and treats the Lions like his family, enough to drag his actual family into the film and to also get mauled.

>After production of Roar, Marshall and Hedren divorced in 1982, with Hedren saying Marshall would constantly become aggressive when they fought, leading her to secure a restraining order against him, stating he could not physically abuse her or come within 20 feet of their home, and for him to also seek psychiatric care.
>Marshall's son John would confirm that the divorce was due to the events that happened during production. He reflected on numerous incidents, including Marshall's treatment of Griffith. He recalled that the cast had safewords when the scene became too risky, but when Griffith used hers, Marshall did not listen and kept filming.
>In a 2015 interview with Xfinity, he made a link between the treatment of the family during filming as the reason behind the divorce. John also said that behind the scenes, Marshall once struck John for standing up to him, and would tell Griffith to forget about her anxiety around the lions instead of taking action to protect her. Marshall was labeled "intense" by John, as he would often get angry on-set of the film and would shout at the cast, crew, and animal handlers when a take was ruined. John explained that Marshall's temper was aggravated by the hours it took to film scenes of the big cats that relied on waiting for the animals to do something that could be included in the film.

The film would cost Noel his marriage and he became a broken person afterwards. I wholly recommend this movie though, Noel wanted it to be a hippie documentary about lions like something Attenborough would do but instead it's 90 minutes of Noel and his family getting mauled by Lions. It's great.
 
Last edited:
Back