Why do men like to talk to other men about women they want to fuck?

[Lidl Drip]

I have been reading the Sam Hyde thread and I am fascinated by the group-simp phenomenon going on in there. I understand why some men simp for e-girls in twitter replies or by subbing to their OnlyFans or whatever. They are dumb and think the girl might one day offer sex to them as reward for their loyal simping. But why do men come together in groups in places that the women don't even read and will probably never acknowledge to simp? You see it with people who simp for Vtubers as well.

It seems to be some kind of male bonding experience rather than hoping the woman will see it and appreciate it. Similarly to guys who share porn with each other or jerk off together on discord, I don't quite understand the reasoning for it. Why can't you just jerk off by yourself? Why does the world need to be informed about what you jerk off to and why do you enjoy talking with other men about it? It reminds me a little of teenage girls having fanclubs for their favorite boyband but much less wholesome and more creepy and deranged.

EDIT: I should have clarified I am talking about men coming together on the internet to form communities centered only about talking about women they want to bang, weather they be cartoon or real. And treat it like a team sport where there is the guys who want to bang woman x in one team and the guys who want to bang woman y on the other team. Once again very reminiscent of teenage girls with Twilight or boybands. Only these are grown ass men who spend days posting on 4chan about their waifu (anime or autistic 3D girl).

 

[Ultrapenguin]

If it makes you feel better I think that seems pretty odd too.

Casually talking about the topic is a time honored tradition, but specifically being like "I, a 27 year old man, need to go out to find people to debate about just this" speaks to a critical lack of substance in a person's life.

Again, women do it too though, it's just not as common in Western culture.

 

[CAPTAIN HAPPY]

Because they're not men, they're kids.

 

[DumbDude43]

I have been reading the Sam Hyde thread and I am fascinated by the group-simp phenomenon going on in there

I am talking about men coming together on the internet to form communities centered only about talking about women they want to bang

i don't read the sam hyde thread but i am pretty damn sure that it is not 'men coming together on the internet to form communities centered only about talking about women they want to bang' lol

what is most likely happening is just really simple unfiltered monkey brain stuff
>browsing thread
>see pic of girl
>she hot
>post "me want fug gril hehe" in thread
that's all, there is no deep meaning or reasoning behind it

 

[Lidl Drip]

i don't read the sam hyde thread but i am pretty damn sure that it is not 'men coming together on the internet to form communities centered only about talking about women they want to bang' lol

what is most likely happening is just really simple unfiltered monkey brain stuff
>browsing thread
>see pic of girl
>she hot
>post "me want fug gril hehe" in thread
that's all, there is no deep meaning or reasoning behind it

>I haven't read the thread but let me tell you what's happening in the thread
Damn your username really is accurate.

 

[3MMA]

Good question. Ruffled some feathers too, made for a fun read.

 

[Day Drinking]

I can honestly say I have never seen an attractive human being and thought to myself "I must take to the internet and find people who want to bang them so we can talk together about banging this person".

"An attractive human being." Yeah, you're a woman. We get it. Only a women or a very out of touch, insecure male would even contemplate the question. I'm giving you the better out here.

And your second half is a straw man, that's clearly not what's happening. As in the given scenario, both men are already there and talking amongst themselves. As with a forum, the participants are already there and continuing the discussion. Also, it's a thread about Sam Hyde, the type of women they are capping over shouldn't be surprising. Pretty low rent humor in that sphere.

 

[JethroTullamore]

I always talk to my dude-bro's about the ladies I wanna and do fuck.
It's just what normal straight guys like me do.
Man I love boobs.

 

[Slobs]

OP, I think the real problem you have is here that you're fat and think no-one will have sex with you. However you're wrong, baby girl. Hit me up with your name, home address, and phone number so I can come over and give you a pity-fuck. Trust me, I'm rich, handsome, and famous IRL.

 

[Zero Day Defense]

EDIT: I should have clarified I am talking about men coming together on the internet to form communities centered only about talking about women they want to bang, weather they be cartoon or real. And treat it like a team sport where there is the guys who want to bang woman x in one team and the guys who want to bang woman y on the other team. Once again very reminiscent of teenage girls with Twilight or boybands.

...so you have a point of comparison after all.

What is the point of this question? I'm even putting aside that you're allegedly bewildered about people of common interest congregating to talk about said common interest.

"But adult women don't do that!"-- right, "and other fantastic tales". At most, women don't do it as much, or they do it more out of earshot compared to men. Really not buying that it's even unusual for them-- and your personal anecdote as refutation:

I can honestly say I have never seen an attractive human being and thought to myself "I must take to the internet and find people who want to bang them so we can talk together about banging this person".

is infinitesimally useful context on its own. Great, you're outside some tendency.

ADD:

It reminds me a little of teenage girls having fanclubs for their favorite boyband but much less wholesome and more creepy and deranged.

You've never been on fanfiction.net.

Or AO3.

Or Twitter.

Or Tumblr.

Or Reddit.

Or Youtube.

Or the movie theater of a Fifty Shades of Grey viewing.

Probably don't even know what a "fujoshi" is.

...either that, or you're playing dumb.

 

[The Luigi Player]

because I'm gay

 

[Chocolate Wombat]

What is the point of this question?

She wanted some attention but doesn't know how to get it in a constructive, healthy way.

 

[Sumptinsfuckey]

I am going take it that you are some kind of incel loser faggot.

Nope. Chick. One of the overeducated feminist types I'd guess. You got the "gorilla's in the mist" attempts at "understanding the male animal", repeated uses of the word "creepy" and other tells. Probably fat, unattractive, and lowkey pissed off she's never been objectified by men she thinks are hawt.

 

[WE'RE ALL GONNA]

Reminder to post girls you want to fuck on @Lidl Drip's profile:

 

[CuzinEd]

This is what you do. Position your arm so that it's at an angle with your chest. Now let your hand and wrist go slack. Now repeatedly hit your limp wrist and hand against your chest while saying simp with a lisp so it sounds like thimp. Now say thimp repeatedly.

That's what you look like and sound like when you say simp all the fucking time. A fucking retard.

 

[Agent Abe Caprine]

I assume it's for the same reason women talk to other women about men they want to fuck.

Again, women do it too though, it's just not as common in Western culture.

It's as common as pooping. Yes, women poop.

 

[Testacles Maximus]

Why can't you just jerk off by yourself?

How we choose to jerk off is our own business.

 

[murph]

It is very masculine to get together and masturbate with other men. Preferably around a campfire. With drums to keep a synchronized rhythm. If everyone cums at the same time, that charm lasts the whole day and the next day's hunting will be successful.

You were clearly not an Eagle Scout. It's described in the original handbook of 1911.

 

[Harvard Covington III]

It seems to be some kind of male bonding experience rather than hoping the woman will see it and appreciate it.

Indeed, it certainly isn't rational. It helps if you think about how most men are either status-seeking tryhards or autists too oblivious/demoralized to play the game. Among the status-conscious, discussing one's desire to fornicate with women is a way of establishing shared manliness, while also staking out one's turf. It only makes sense if you're a man with sufficient status in a group that others will back off and not pursue a woman you want, or if you're well-liked and respected enough that the others will be genuinely encouraging.

Because high-status men are characterized in part by their ability easily and confidently to lay claim to women, low-status pretenders, beta sidekicks, and quasi-homosexual simps mimic this behavior. You think the way men simp for women is bad? Have you ever observed a quasi-homosexual beta sidekick--one who will eagerly show you the pictures of his ass paddled black and blue during a "fraternity hazing"--simpering for his high-status alpha bud? That's the kind of guy who will use words like "bareback" and "creampie" when discussing how enraged he is at the prospect that he can no longer purchase abortions for women. "I've been fucking her bareback, bro," he'll say, every word condemning him as a consumer of homosexual pornography, because "bareback" really doesn't make sense in a heterosexual context. That is the kind of man who will circle around his alpha king, sniffing the bouquet of the other man's farts, and catering and deferring to his every need.

 

[3MMA]

You’re right that it’s similar to teenage girls choosing “team Edward” versus “team Jacob.” Iirc, at the height of that Twilight shit, people were wearing t-shirts of the team they backed (teams of fictitious boyfriends for a fictional character, “who will she choose?” & even parents were wearing the godawful merch.) ITT there are those saying all these long, drawn out biological, psychological, and sociological reasons, when it’s mainly just fucking funny. Denying or twisting it into “it’s just normal for dudes because xyz, or you’re a chick, etc etc,” is fail. Everyone talks about banging & once it gets to the point of teams, it’s even funnier. The biggest coomers are fags, then straight dudes, then straight chicks, then lezzies, from various online communities, be they fanfic or forum. KF is generally not too coomeresque, though def has its moments. I’ll have to check out the Sam Hyde/ Fishbowl thread in greater detail, so far what’s caught my attention there was the great detail someone went in to about the cameras & backend tech, with cost analysis. It spoke to my business interest, but laughing at team sport bang convo’s can be fun on its own. Think I need to watch this lil old q&a thread for the nonce. (Deserves to be in mass-debates, for real.)

 

[Matt Damon]

This thread is about men wanting to fuck women and still managed to be one of the gayest things I've ever read.