Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott - Twitter / Twitch slacktivist. Obsessed with being famous. Operator of the Catboy Ranch. Canadian T-Girl porn star and independent Fart Fetish / Findom Dominatrix. Personally sponsored sending Chinese HRT from Brazil to children without parental consent.

PaladinBoo · Apr 22, 2023

I love how the moment Lucas comes back and the Farms begins to laugh again at his attention whoring attics the site gets ddos. Stay mad Lucas! :story:

GettrGriftr · Apr 22, 2023

RangerBoo said:
I love how the moment Lucas comes back and the Farms begins to laugh again at his attention whoring attics the site gets ddos. Stay mad Lucas!

Cope, sneed, and forget to dilate, Lucas, ol' MAN. (Seriously, 86 the dilation, man, I can smell your stinkditch's necrosis all the way over here.)

And always remember: the Farms win, trannies lose! End of it! LMAO

Aspiring Artist · Apr 22, 2023

Pitbull Victim said:
Keffals' lawyer, Mr. Anusman:

notafederalagent said:
edit: Archived his website and all of his reddit posts on archive.org/.today. Will work on his twitter after lunch. List of reddit urls attached.
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Luke gama · Apr 22, 2023

Punished Neco said:
Keffals is accusing London Police of groping "her" during the arrest...[A of Press Release]
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Nope... not happening, we're not introducing a new lie about what happened during the arrest which has never been mentioned before and wasn't even mentioned in the London Police's internal investigation... I'm putting my foot down on this one, the foot is going down!
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I'm sorry but he wasn't in the deepest south in the 70's I just don't believe that a police officer in London, Canada of all places is going to sexual assault a known "public" figure, activist.

God if you are listening please let the police have video evidence they are holding back.

He's had his little go at being all edgy after he notice he's viewers dropping by that didn't gain him new viewers it just pissed off his old viewers, he's seeing what happens when you build a channel with dead subscribers that only subscribed to show support.

So he needs another issue where people can show support so now it's time support the sexually assaulted trans woman.

Premium Dog Food said:
I would gamble money that this particular thing was done to garner attention and sympathy for another round of go fund me grift. "Please I need more money to sue the police that sexually assaulted me!"
If I remember correctly, the police have body cam footage that they used in their internal investigation, right?

I think you are right it's so he gets that money and people watch his videos to show support and follow the case.

But I think even the trannies are going to fall for it, they are jealous are can only think of the beautiful stinkditch they could of gotten with that 100k he's already been given.

I really think that keffals is going to see a massive backlash when they start asking for more.

Articles and Nudes · Apr 22, 2023

How long was he held at the station for, anyhow?

SaidNoOneEver · Apr 22, 2023

Luke gama said:
I'm sorry but he wasn't in the deepest south in the 70's I just don't believe that a police officer in London, Canada of all places is going to sexual assault a known "public" figure, activist.

God if you are listening please let the police have video evidence they are holding back.

He's had his little go at being all edgy after he notice he's viewers dropping by that didn't gain him new viewers it just pissed off his old viewers, he's seeing what happens when you build a channel with dead subscribers that only subscribed to show support.

So he needs another issue where people can show support so now it's time support the sexually assaulted trans woman.

Seems to me the wildcard is Keffal's ex, the guy we eventually learned answered the door and let the police in after they politely knocked (as is tradition with SWATings of course). Surely Keffals got him on board with this new version of events to corroborate the story? Right?

We already know there's no body cam video so it'll be a he said, they/them said thing and I'm not getting my hopes up on the HRT tribunal getting to the bottom of anything.

F13 Key · Apr 22, 2023

Rickenbacker said:
Keffals is definitely trying to get their “assaulted by police” activist merit badge by constantly changing the story with how the police handled him.

He wishes they'd "handled" him.

SaidNoOneEver said:
Seems to me the wildcard is Keffal's ex, the guy we eventually learned answered the door and let the police in after they politely knocked (as is tradition with SWATings of course). Surely Keffals got him on board with this new version of events to corroborate the story? Right?

We already know there's no body cam video so it'll be a he said, they/them said thing and I'm not getting my hopes up on the HRT tribunal getting to the bottom of anything.

Alex (the ex) was actually contradicting his story on stream. Luke initiated the breakup with him, ostensibly to focus on career. But now it turns out it was just to dive face first into fent pressies and fly over to the Emerald Isle to join a polycule. Alex is likely to be about as cooperative in corroborating this story as Amberlynn Reid would be in sharing her McGriddles.

3MMA · Apr 22, 2023

LikeAStone 2.0 said:
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“Let me advertise my exact location after bitching about everyone knowing my exact location online,” is certainly an idea.

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Tranny War!!!!

Response to an older post (forgot about,) but coming up in a day or two, if still happening. Might as well share the flier update:

“Orlando/ CFL Blahaj enthusiasts“ LMAO, that troon thinks he’s so clever. Even their “secret” signals are chester molester sounding, talking about stuffed animals as a signal for troon rally goers. TRANNY WAR!!!

$80 Nude Haircut · Apr 22, 2023

3MMA said:
Response to an older post (forgot about,) but coming up in a day or two, if still happening. Might as well share the flier update:
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“Orlando/ CFL Blahaj enthusiasts“ LMAO, that troon thinks he’s so clever. Even their “secret” signals are chester molester sounding, talking about stuffed animals as a signal for troon rally goers. TRANNY WAR!!!

>when your punk-rock rebellious faction couldn't survive more than a few days without Pfizer medication

F13 Key · Apr 22, 2023

https://lfpress.com/news/local-news...-human-rights-complaint-against-london-police [A]

They even got his handle wrong, "Keffels". Also added the amounts he's seeking, "$75,000 in damages for injury to her dignity, and $50,000 for loss of income and special damages". :story:

Loss of income? He should be paying the cops, because he raised 100 grand in the scam GoFundMe and gained a ton of followers and audience reach afterwards that he wouldn't have otherwise.

https://www.reddit.com/r/londononta...swatted_transgender_woman_files_human_rights/ [A]

The local Reddit isn't having it either.

SaidNoOneEver · Apr 22, 2023

F13 Key said:
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https://lfpress.com/news/local-news...-human-rights-complaint-against-london-police [A]

They even got his handle wrong, "Keffels". Also added the amounts he's seeking, "$75,000 in damages for injury to her dignity, and $50,000 for loss of income and special damages". Loss of income? He should be paying the cops, because he raised 100 grand in the scam GoFundMe and gained a ton of followers and audience reach afterwards that he wouldn't have otherwise.

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The local Reddit isn't having it either.

That loss of income claim is really unbelievable. This lawyer really has no clue about Keffals history if he's staking his reputation on that. The fake swatting made Keffals "career". I can't wait to see how he'll demonstrate a loss of income. They would have to do that in a US court but I don't know how it works in a Canuck Tribunal. Also, whose job is it to challenge this suit and its claims? Do the police have to bring in attornies to call him a lying grifter? If so there's a pretty good chance of settlement anyway just to avoid the costs associated with a defense and that's all Keffals needs to claim vindication.

DiggieSmalls · Apr 22, 2023

F13 Key said:
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https://lfpress.com/news/local-news...-human-rights-complaint-against-london-police [A]

They even got his handle wrong, "Keffels". Also added the amounts he's seeking, "$75,000 in damages for injury to her dignity, and $50,000 for loss of income and special damages". Loss of income? He should be paying the cops, because he raised 100 grand in the scam GoFundMe and gained a ton of followers and audience reach afterwards that he wouldn't have otherwise.

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The local Reddit isn't having it either.

i feel better at least knowing people don't like her.

SNEED.EXE · Apr 22, 2023

Imagine finding out that this guy has a better understanding of United States law than your lawyer.

Good luck Lucas, you'll need it!

Prince Vegeta · Apr 22, 2023

Boy, he can't just help his lying can he? They groped him. They held him at gunpoint. The evil hacker known as kiwifarms swatted him. He went to rehab. He's a woman. It's compulsive at this point.

He Found Captain Winky · Apr 22, 2023

SNEED.EXE said:
Imagine finding out that this guy has a better understanding of United States law than your lawyer.

Good luck Lucas, you'll need it!

Only a fellow retard when choose to take Lucas case. He couldn’t even get some greasy wop amublance chaser to take it.

Punished Neco · Apr 22, 2023

SaidNoOneEver said:
That loss of income claim is really unbelievable.

Totally is, Keffals monthly income increased by about x6.
Hell even during the cancellation arc when Keffals was being cancelled for black pic crews thing Keffals went on to say the people cancelling him wasn't actually his fans and he's actually seen an increase in donations/activity in chat.

F13 Key said:
Alex is likely to be about as cooperative in corroborating this story as Amberlynn Reid would be in sharing her McGriddles.

Alex is currently on radio silence, active on Twitter but hasn't touched interacted with any talk about Keffals legal claims since the story about the "groping" broke.
They softblocked a lot of Keffals circle last week including EFNO because it was causing "cPTSD". It's probably not even worth pursuing as anyone trying to prompt a comment on the validity of the story will just end up making any response invalid by "muh evil Kiwi Farms pressured they/them into saying it wasn't true".
So best just let sleeping dogs lie.

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RIP to this guy who's getting bombarded by Keffals simps, it's amazing how many people just refuse to click on a website and essentially just follow the group think instead of coming to an independent decision based on available puzzle pieces.

Maybe they're all just mad at Cactus because their tweet is at the top of the Keffals tab instead of Keffals glorious return post about suing the evil totalitarian police force.
God speed to the only person brave enough to post something like this on Twitter and openly cite kiwi's as a source, I imagine they'll be bullied into deletion soon though.

Something Awful · Apr 22, 2023

Punished Neco said:
RIP to this guy who's getting bombarded by Keffals simps

Not really, the tweet has over 400 likes and maybe a couple dozen simps saying it's all a lie because it comes from the Kiwi Farms. And that's some nobody account with 600 followers. Meanwhile, Keffals with his 100k followers has fewer than 2000 likes on his "lawsuit" tweet. I'm not an expert on ratios, but I don't think it's in Lucas's favor right now.

The Mass Shooter Ron Soye · Apr 22, 2023

AirdropShitposts said:
I thought this five year long lawsuit was going to save all trans people everywhere, not just whine that local police hurt Keffals fee fees and beg the bureaucratic capitalist state to give Keffals more money stolen from the proletariat.

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They see Human Rights Tribunal (HRT) and think that Keffals is a leader of the transcivil rights movement.

We see HRT and imagine the waxed balls on the dick.

AnOminous · Apr 22, 2023

Punished Neco said:
Breaking, Keffals has actually filed the lawsuit, guess it's not dead after all:

I honestly hope the cop sues this child molester for defamation.

SaidNoOneEver · Apr 22, 2023

Punished Neco said:
Alex is currently on radio silence, active on Twitter but hasn't touched interacted with any talk about Keffals legal claims since the story about the "groping" broke.
They softblocked a lot of Keffals circle last week including EFNO because it was causing "cPTSD". It's probably not even worth pursuing as anyone trying to prompt a comment on the validity of the story will just end up making any response invalid by "muh evil Kiwi Farms pressured they/them into saying it wasn't true".

I certainly didn't mention him to encourage anyone to interact with him in any way. Nobody do that, it's stupid and will only help Keffals further his fraud. The ex is the only witness to the main event and will be called for testimony if hearings ever happen so that's why I brought him up. We speculated that their relationship ended on bad terms so this complaint against the police would've been even more foolish without getting him on board first.

RIP to this guy who's getting bombarded by Keffals simps, it's amazing how many people just refuse to click on a website and essentially just follow the group think instead of coming to an independent decision based on available puzzle pieces.

To be fair it's still only a theory that he didn't go to rehab. Hell he could've done both: a one-week thing and then four weeks in Ireland (if he even went there). We don't really know shit for sure. It's just fun to guess.

PaladinBoo

The troon cries out in pain as he ratio's you.

GettrGriftr

Wang dang, sweet poontang!

Aspiring Artist

Archive.today is your friend.

Luke gama

Articles and Nudes

SaidNoOneEver

F13 Key

God never intended for there to be another row.

3MMA

𝕭𝖎𝖘𝖍

$80 Nude Haircut

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F13 Key

God never intended for there to be another row.

SaidNoOneEver

DiggieSmalls

right in the ass

SNEED.EXE

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Prince Vegeta

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He Found Captain Winky

Punished Neco

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Something Awful

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The Mass Shooter Ron Soye

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AnOminous

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