Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott - Twitter / Twitch slacktivist. Obsessed with being famous. Operator of the Catboy Ranch. Canadian T-Girl porn star and independent Fart Fetish / Findom Dominatrix. Personally sponsored sending Chinese HRT from Brazil to children without parental consent.

  • 🔧 At about Midnight EST I am going to completely fuck up the site trying to fix something.
Only a dumb tranny desperate for any kind of validation would claim a cop had groped their plastic tit to determine their sex. There isn't a single person on the police force (or anywhere else, frankly) who TODAY believes the presence of moobs or silicone is indicative of someone's sex. 20 years too late, minimum!!
 
btw, Keffals shared a link to his upcoming stream with everyone he knows (which includes me apparently), and the image he's chosen confirms that it will be the exclusive reveal of his romantic relationship with EFNO

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Eh, Keffals has replied to the accusations by replying to someone making fun of them.
They're probably just memeing with the thumbnail... then again, why would they do it for a private livestream?

That being said... I do recall Keffals flashing their Youtube dashboard up at one point awhile ago and I think that's just the default thumbnail.
Usually Kiwifarms is about 4-6 months infront of 'gossip' being actually confirmed as true, remember the drug allegations in November.
 
The moob groping is the most outlandish lie about the swatting yet but probably necessary to counter the deadnaming thing since after feeling up that sweet tit they definitely new Keffals was a true and honest woman see and calling him Lucas regardless of whatever the paperwork shows was genocide.

Judging by the Anisman lawyer's tweets today I doubt he knows about the evolution of the swatting story and how it changed so much in the first weeks. The guy specializes in Employment and Labor law and probably took the case on contingency for some easy press. He's been getting blasted in the replies to his announcement tweet and the best he can come up with was "well, the police chief partially admitted to misgendering!"

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I love it Keffals chose a lawyer that is terminally online. That's what lawyers usually do, engage with random people on Twitter explaining the case they have against anything. Very professional.

It's the only scenario that could have happened tho, Lucas picking a lawyer that is as addicted to replying to every person that says something to him on Twitter telated to Lucas his case.
 
They're probably just memeing with the thumbnail... then again, why would they do it for a private livestream?
Thanks to our resident Schizo Theory poster the cat is kinda out of the bag with the relationship and the time discrepancy, this stream is likely an attempt to get ahead of the controversy.

Remember, Lucas is an actual mental case, he is obsessive and retarded. He and his troon troopers fondle themselves and press F5 on this thread daily. They read everything.
 
Lol, he thinks anybody would mistake him for a woman lmao.
Deep down he knows nobody does. But it’s his fetish to have others forcibly call him a woman. What he alleges never happened, but he might be so gone he’s confusing his fantasies with reality. He legit may believe this happened due to his constant indulgence of this fetish.
 
I do wonder what Keffles Discord Kittens think about this.

Discord Kitten: “Wow Keffles, I’m sure glad your seeking justice after me and the other brain dead cat boys forked over 100,000 of our neet bucks to you!”
“So who are you sueing? The guy who called the police to your house? The weirdo Ireland who made threats to you? The Kiwifarms?!?”


Keffles : “the police offer who accidentally brushed up against my totally not misshapen man boob”

Discord Kitten: “Ah… the same police who’s cheif personally apologized to you, changed there processes because of you and conducted a huge internal review after the fact? cool….”

Keffles: “ima need some more money btw”
 

Did someone with this press release see the actual filed complaint?

While this has the "Clara Sorrenti, known as “Keffels” in the online gaming world and on Twitch, is seeking $75,000 in damages for injury to her dignity, and $50,000 for loss of income and special damages, after she says she was arrested at gunpoint in her London apartment and faced discrimination and prejudice during police questioning." and we can laugh how a fart porn star and Queen Findom has dignity to damage a public display of her income from e-begging would be epic.

But this gem:

"And, shockingly, “at the time of the arrest, one officer pressed her hand against Ms. Sorrenti breast and said ‘Yep, it’s a she,’” the claim says."

At the time of the arrest is Alex. Funny how Alex never mentioned that. What are the odds Alex is gonna back this claim up?
 
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Ignore the "she"s (come on, it's Reddit). I would upload more, but the site isn't stable yet. It's true, there are not favorable comments about him (and if they are, they are low rated).

Also, as one comment pointed out, have we already figured out who is the swatter? The swatter is the real guilty on this, And I am 100% sure it's Keffals.

There is also "online" rehab offered in Canada. That was $3Kish on the cheapest.
Isn't the purpose of rehab to keep a person locked away from their addiction and detox?

Sure funny how these latest Keffals news just happen to coincide with DDOS attacks, eh guys?
I really don't wanna point fingers and blame anyone yet, but its highly suspicious every single time we talk about this tranny, the site gets an extreme amount of DDoS attacks. I'd love to have evidence blaming someone directly, but the amount of times this keeps happening is too much of a coincidence to not mention, plus many trannies on Twitter actively called for DDoS attacks and keffals only ever targeted our then DDoS mitigation.
This is why I said that with people like Keffals, we don't need evidence, we know out of pure hunch because we know he's a moron and very stupid; this motherfucker is as subtle as an earthquake because he's not smart enough to not be.

He's also narcissist and paranoid. I am sure that he's convinced he needs to shut down KF because whoever is checking his case is gonna find out all the info proving he's lying. Not a chance, they're Canadian, they are never coming here, I'm sure they're afraid to even say the name aloud. And we aren't that much mainstream either. We are only a problem for Keffals because he's the one spending all day reading this very same board, touching his stinkditch thinking on how much we hate him because he doesn't have a job, family, friends, anything, so he's online every minute checking Kiwifarms. Unfortunately for him, also is Null, so here we are still, tee hee.
 
But this gem:

"And, shockingly, “at the time of the arrest, one officer pressed her hand against Ms. Sorrenti breast and said ‘Yep, it’s a she,’” the claim says."

At the time of the arrest is Alex. Funny how Alex never mentioned that. What are the odds Alex is gonna back this claim up?
After he dumped Alex when he started fucking that potatonigger EFNO, I'd think Alex wouldn't back anything up from Lucas anymore. But you will never know with these pozloaded smoothbrained fucktards.
 
After he dumped Alex when he started fucking that potatonigger EFNO, I'd think Alex wouldn't back anything up from Lucas anymore. But you will never know with these pozloaded smoothbrained fucktards.
It will come down to if Alex’s ideological love for the troon cause outweighs his hatred towards Lucas dumping him for the Potato Ogre.
 
Not really, the tweet has over 400 likes and maybe a couple dozen simps saying it's all a lie because it comes from the Kiwi Farms. And that's some nobody account with 600 followers. Meanwhile, Keffals with his 100k followers has fewer than 2000 likes on his "lawsuit" tweet. I'm not an expert on ratios, but I don't think it's in Lucas's favor right now.
A lot of his followers are fake accounts. And, no, this isn't even made up.
 
If this completely fabricated story had even a grain of truth in it, the cop would have recited the entire YWNBAW copypasta after squeezing his bitch tits.
keffals is the only person in the world who has managed to make Canadian police sound based

it's bullshit, but I'm still impressed
 
"And, shockingly, “at the time of the arrest, one officer pressed her hand against Ms. Sorrenti breast and said ‘Yep, it’s a she,’” the claim says."
There is simply no way this incident could've happened in Canada, where police and other public servants receive the most intensive sensitivity and inclusiveness training of any other country (with the possible exception of the UK). The barest whiff of sexism, racism, transphobia, or homophobia is an instant career-killer.

Taking it even further, Canada recently passed a law so stringent that one can be arrested, imprisoned, and fined thousands for making disparaging remarks about the much-beloved LGBT++ community, which remains united in its unholy desire to commit vile, disgusting, unnatural acts that will damn these horrible, disease-ridden, anally prolapsed faggoty maggoty fucks and suckers of cock to the sulfurous pits of hell for all eternity.
 
There is simply no way this incident could've happened in Canada, where police and other public servants receive the most intensive sensitivity and inclusiveness training of any other country (with the possible exception of the UK). The barest whiff of sexism, racism, transphobia, or homophobia is an instant career-killer.

Taking it even further, Canada recently passed a law so stringent that one can be arrested, imprisoned, and fined thousands for making disparaging remarks about the much-beloved LGBT++ community, which remains united in its unholy desire to commit vile, disgusting, unnatural acts that will damn these horrible, disease-ridden, anally prolapsed faggoty maggoty fucks and suckers of cock to the sulfurous pits of hell for all eternity.
The recent law - or proposed law - was the one banning protests. Criticizing troons has been illegal since 2017 with the passing of Bill C-16. You can be fined upwards of $50k, and imprisoned for two years.
 
There is simply no way this incident could've happened in Canada,

Now somehow while trying to get people to give the KeFAILs money to sue the cops Alex and crew DIDN'T mention this offensive boob touch?

The lack of mention of the boob touch with the claimed police abuse statement in 2022 was because? The obvious answer is it didn't happen. What reason could there have been for not mentioning it at the time of the telling and re-telling of the police abuse back in 2022 if the claim is true?
 
There is simply no way this incident could've happened in Canada, where police and other public servants receive the most intensive sensitivity and inclusiveness training of any other country (with the possible exception of the UK). The barest whiff of sexism, racism, transphobia, or homophobia is an instant career-killer.

Taking it even further, Canada recently passed a law so stringent that one can be arrested, imprisoned, and fined thousands for making disparaging remarks about the much-beloved LGBT++ community, which remains united in its unholy desire to commit vile, disgusting, unnatural acts that will damn these horrible, disease-ridden, anally prolapsed faggoty maggoty fucks and suckers of cock to the sulfurous pits of hell for all eternity.
Let me introduce you to the concept of "starlight tours", where police leave somebody on the side of a highway to fend for themselves. I definitely believe an officer copped a feel likely to make sure keffals wasn't stashing a knife or something in hit bitchtits bra. if it goes somewhere, then we will know trannies are higher on the opppres-olympics totem pole, as a patdown will get you in more trouble tham putting an aboriginal person's life in literal danger
 
Criticizing troons has been illegal since 2017 with the passing of Bill C-16. You can be fined upwards of $50k, and imprisoned for two years.
C-16 is just an addition to the Canadian Human Rights Act that provides the same protections everyone else has in the case of employment, use of services or residential accommodation. That's not really a problem unless you're a business owner, employer or rental management company/home owner which most of us are not. Even in that instance, most HRTs will award judgement to a prosecuting party because they go on nebulous bullshit evidence 100% of the time and it's almost impossible to prove you were fired for having a cut off wang instead of you just being a shithead at your job. Not that a HRT would ever consider your evidence, they've been known to disregard clear evidence to the contrary of discrimination plenty of times. It's not a great thing but it's not all it's cranked up to be.

Any HRT, particularly the Ontario or Quebec HRT, now that's the problem. They very creatively interpret the Canadian Human Rights Act and they have very little oversight, they can fine you upwards to $80,000 dollars for telling a rude joke about a deaf retard boy or teaching very loud and disrespectful lesbians to shut the fuck up during your comedy act. That's a very dangerous game to play with speech rights, it sets a dangerous precedent with the effects being felt decades later in much more discriminatory laws towards speech.
 
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