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I’m a sexy granny — I know if a man is good in bed before I sleep with him​

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Andrew Court

This is a different kind of kiss-and-tell.

A sexy grandmother pursued by men who are half her age says she can tell whether a date will be good at sex simply by locking lips with him.

London-based Andrea Sunshine, 53, told NudePR.com that she doesn’t let a love interest into her bed unless they first pass her strict kissing test, describing it as “an infallible dating tactic.”

“I am audacious and I don’t like to waste time and be disappointed,” Sunshine declared in an interview on Friday.

“If they steal a kiss from me immediately, and the kiss turns me on — bingo, we’re gonna click!”

The brunette beauty, who has two young grandchildren, says a bad smooch is proof that a man can’t make her climax.

“If it’s a hollow kiss without enthusiasm, dry with a short tongue that gives me a hard time to reach, I don’t light up,” Sunshine explained.

“I don’t move forward,” she bluntly added. “I make up an excuse and leave.”
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“I am audacious and I don’t like to waste time and be disappointed,” Sunshine declared in an interview on Friday.Jam Press/CO Press Office
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“If they steal a kiss from me immediately, and the kiss turns me on – bingo, we’re gonna click,” she cooed.Jam Press/CO Press Office

The gorgeous granny has also started up an OnlyFans account where she’s attracted a slew of subscribers — including one who offered her a whopping $20,000 for a kiss.

“This indecent proposal came from a huge fan,” she explained. “He even suggested sending me a flight ticket to meet him in Greece.”

Sunshine stated that she didn’t take the man up on the offer, saying a kiss has to come naturally.
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Sunshine is a social media star, boasting more than 341,000 Instagram followers who fawn over her fit physique.Jam Press/CO Press Office
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The gorgeous granny has also started up an OnlyFans account where she’s attracted a slew of subscribers — including one who offered her a whopping $20,000 for a kiss.
Earlier this month, Sunshine shared a post to her Instagram explaining her strict kissing rule, with many agreeing that it was a foolproof dating tactic.

“Literally agreed babe,” one wrote beneath the clip, which clocked up more than 4000 likes.

“100%,” another supporter chimed in.

Sunshine previously revealed that she works out for at least three hours per day in order to maintain her super-fit physique.
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Sunshine previously revealed that she works out for at least three hours per day in order to maintain her super-fit physique.Jam Press/CO Press Office
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While Sunshine insisted that she “doesn’t like the attention” she said she’s proud to be known for her fit figure.Jam Press/CO Press Office

”Young men have a crush on good-looking mature ladies so I get hit on all the time,” she explained. “There’s all kind of ages, there’s even some below 25 but most are between 30-35.”Jam Press/CO Press Office
She said that her age-defying body means that she’s approached by much younger men.
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(OP: This one makes me audibly laugh. It's...just I dunno :story::story::story::story:)

”Young men have a crush on good-looking mature ladies so I get hit on all the time,” she explained. “There’s all kind of ages, there’s even some below 25 but most are between 30-35.”

While Sunshine insisted that she “doesn’t like the attention” she said she’s proud to be known for her fit figure.

“It doesn’t bother me to be called a fitness grandma,” she declared. “I am in my best shape and infinitely healthy.”
 
Before I read it I'm guessing Gramma was a teen mom and her progeny was also a young slut. Just read it - not mentioned but seems likely.

What is absolutely certain is this plastic granny just made me nauseous. How is having cartoon bubble tits on top of a man's six pack considered sexy?

While Sunshine insisted that she “doesn’t like the attention” she said she’s proud to be known for her fit figure.
- actual quote from attention seeking whore.
 
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Damn, what a bitch. She's acting so high of herself when all she does is sell her plastic body on the internet.

While Sunshine insisted that she “doesn’t like the attention”
Oh, you don't like the attention? How about you stop acting like a massive whore then and start baking cookies for your grandkids. The onlyfans whore "cry" as they twerk and sell their body on the internet.

Madonna's pussy is haunted.
Implying the former isn't as well? :thinking:
 
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