You should read the Phoenix Rising forum. The whole thing is a wonderful psychogenic-fueling soup.
Somatoform disorders can certainly cause symptoms. What I think would be a really good idea is to get off the fucking internet instead of doing a huddle with other munchies until you've all got everything wrong with you possible.
That forum is basically the chronic illness version of myproana. There's really no difference. Glorifying self-harm and giving people the motivation and clout to continue.
It is basically like handing a suicidal person a rope and a folding chair.
Edit: I can't believe anyone actually tried to train a shih tzu. Granted, Oliver is probably the genius of shih tzus, and as smart as they get. But he can't do service tasks, but to be fair, it's not his fault. He's great at being ADORABLE. Like omg what a precious little doggo I want to boop his little nose and give him pets.
Look, shih tzus are adorable. Oliver is insanely cute but a shih tzu is a dog that has been bred for generations for the sole purpose of looking cute and well, looking cute. They aren't smart dogs, and arent meant to be anything than a cute, loveable lap warmer. They are some of the laziest, most stubborn dogs you can possibly imagine.
If you are an elderly woman who needs a friend, a shih tzu will be an ideal source of comfort and happiness in your life. Like if she brought Oliver to a home where he could sit on laps and be pet, honestly, he'd be doing way more service than he can with his special scent training that doesn't do anything.
I swear I'm not trying to alog a dog but I've had shih tzus and holy hell they are fuckin dumb lazy animals.
I really hope the guy asks himself what she'd do if he got hit by a bus as a reality check. If I was with someone that I truly believed was that disabled I'd be driving her to the doctor every week.
I wonder how long it would delay the diagnosis of something insidiously progressive like MS or cervical myelopathy if someone was hellbent on it being l long covid and cfs.
I have to post this ultimate munchie copium the DID chick uploaded. "I have a verbal diagnosis by my therapist who can't officially diagnose me."
She has a whole new video seething and coping at the internet telling her she's a faker.
Other interesting factoids about this munchie lolcow:
- she is a heavy stoner and says she uses weed to relieve her anxiety and feel normal
- she is unemployed and says she experiences "switching" whenever she goes outside and attacks
- says she has an eating disorder and long periods of not eating, hints at some kind of physical illness
- very into "age-regression", she did an easter egg hunt for herself and is obsessed with the show "bluey"
- she is addicted to nasal-spray, and even her fans questioned her about it on stream but she says it's normal to use it so frequently
- she wants to be autistic, has no diagnosis and uses it as a gotcha:
- she keeps talking about her trauma and abuse, despite having an online history since 13 and coming from an upper middle class family that coddled her
- the only diagnosis she actually has is BPD and she tries to hide that
Hope you enjoy this cursed milk
She has a whole new video seething and coping at the internet telling her she's a faker.
Other interesting factoids about this munchie lolcow:
- she is a heavy stoner and says she uses weed to relieve her anxiety and feel normal
- she is unemployed and says she experiences "switching" whenever she goes outside and attacks
- says she has an eating disorder and long periods of not eating, hints at some kind of physical illness
- very into "age-regression", she did an easter egg hunt for herself and is obsessed with the show "bluey"
- she is addicted to nasal-spray, and even her fans questioned her about it on stream but she says it's normal to use it so frequently
- she wants to be autistic, has no diagnosis and uses it as a gotcha: View attachment 5050216
- she keeps talking about her trauma and abuse, despite having an online history since 13 and coming from an upper middle class family that coddled her
- the only diagnosis she actually has is BPD and she tries to hide that
Hope you enjoy this cursed milk
Oh my god it's Pixielocks! I used to read her threads on the other farms but I figured she just disappeared like so many cows before her.
Yeah she used to be capital-A anorexic back maybe 8 years ago. Literally like a decade of petty mean girl drama under her belt at this point. Total NEET, parents pay for everything and she barnacles onto any identity or claim that might get her attention on any given day. Not surprised she's going the DID route now.
edit: here's a link to her most recent LCF thread which is obviously way more active and informative than ours.
It's so strange how DID weirdos don't "switch" when they are explaining something and need to get a point across. It only happens when it's convenient. So you supposedly have this debilitating illness that prevents you from doing stuff because you "switch" but when you need to address the haters it doesn't get in the way of that? Wouldn't it be stressful to address people accusing you of faking?
Inb4 "I switch all the time and had to record this multiple times"
yeah I couldn't find anything. I can't imagine a tiny bit part on a shitty kid's show for two episodes paid well. She might have had uncredited roles on commercials or something but she wasn't exactly TV-cute and would have had to make an awful lot of them to earn $470k or whatever she claims. My guess was it was a wild exaggeration rather than an outright lie. Just like "I was in a cult and never allowed to wear pants" turned out to be "I was in a megachurch and I wore pants all the time as evidenced by family photos."
Here's some recent posts. Apparently hasn't figured out she's been posted here, still e-begging, and interesting, she says her boyfriend doesn't know about her reddit account and won't find out creeps are hitting her up for nudes, even though she's been posting the GFM linked to her real identity and has pics of her face up. Man she's fucking dumb. View attachment 2509775View attachment 2509771View attachment 2509774View attachment 2509773
@Kate Farms Shill were you ever able to verify if that Sydney Saylor chick was a "child star" or not? I tried looking myself and couldn't find anything.
@HospiceHomie brought it to my attention that u/coach-genghis from IFGW did a full timeline of Sydney Saylor/Rowen pre-DFE. I kept feeling like I recognized her. She used to be Your.Bendy.E.girl back then. Here's the text. The images were originally posted in imgur albums because of Reddit, but coach has grown a conscience and now wants KF taken off the goddamned internet. Therefore bless @hateful entity for posting the contents of the albums here. Sorry for not doing my due diligence in searching the thread before posting.
insta: the.cripple.model FORMERLY YOUR BENDY EGIRL/ SYDNEY SAYLOR
mrs.rowenhall (on snap)
discord: mommy hotwheels(Rowen They/them)#6666
Phone (says on insta): 6572569191
ETA dont miss out on tiktok fun @your.bendy.e_they
She joined a discord group i was in huge server and stupidly says both insta and snap. had to be her
Final part of Mel the fat butch dog trainer. When last we left our portly protagonist she was DONE with service dog drama forever. She's just going to train her dog and focus on herself. As I said, that was our point of no return. She's ready to prove she's both the sickest girl ever and the best dog trainer in the whole wide world even if it kills her. And it damn near does, in the grossest way possible.
Godric gets surgery but she doesn’t tell us what. Lest you think she neutered him, no, she went on anti-neuter tears on facebook.
She’s getting married y’all.
Heads to Kentucky. She’s in incredible amount of pain from the car ride. And so is everyone on my 600 lb life.
I don't know why it made me laugh so much that she used the moose emoji.
So exhausted. Need to catch up on my spoons.
Nope, more dog shows to attend, gotta rally. Teehee, I made a funny.
She's normie sick and “extremely immune-compromised” by what though??? I mean. Diabetes I guess.
Don’t tell my doctors I pushed myself like this!
Cold has progressed to bronchitis and an ear infection.
“I electrocute my dog if he isn’t constantly giving me every shred of his attention.” Nah dude I’d rather my dog be happy and know I’m not going to hurt him no matter what dumb dog shit he does, but have fun collecting your shiny ribbons and social media clicks to make yourself feel special at the expense of the trusting dogs you claim to love.
I have no notes here. I guess I just wanted to show that she had the smartcrutches but replaced them with ergobaums with this SS? I don’t really know, she had a crutch when she was hanging out with Whitney years ago, then acted like the smartcrutches were a new purchase when she got them earlier this year and now she’s replacing them again. I really am weirded out by how willing and able she is to just totally retcon her past like this. You didn’t see me with those crutches so it never happened.
She got a new job, part time and WFH but it’s something!
Her parents were super abusive. I really can’t believe anything these chicks say anymore. They claim abuse and I hear 'didn't give me everything I wanted and told me I wasn't as sick as I claimed to be and needed to be a productive member of society."
Anyway more shiny ribbons!
Ooh surgery, wonder what it is!
“No accidents in public, poops look wonderful.” dude has your dog been having liquid shits all over the place this whole time?
They are correct. Your problems are all caused by obesity and sedentary lifestyle and if you lose weight and work on your fitness you will feel better even though some of it is likely irreversible at this point. The doctor that acknowledges your really real illnesses is a pay-for-play quack and everyone knows it. Most of you lot won't even acknowledge you see him because it's such a joke. #sjorgens #sjorgenssyndrome. If you’re going to fake Sjögren’s Syndrome maybe learn how to spell it and I’m not talking about the umlaut.
Do not bring your dog to the flea market. Only Mel can take her dog to the flea market. But wait, “battling a midline” and she needs to buy a new recliner to use during her infusions. LOL TREVINO IS BACK IN THE ROTATION.
Hashtags from another boring ribbon brag post, #rheumatology #autoimmune, still hasn’t learned how to spell Sjogren’s.
Peripheral neuropathy. You know what can cause that? Diabetes.
#Ivpoles, feel the cringe.
Another concert.
Starting yet more new sports and another new set of titles!
Her dog is in a commercial for Sam’s Club. I envy this amount of energy she displays.
If you did all this instead of just making your dog do it, you’d lose weight lmao.
Hospitals, a few small procedures done.
Finally admitting she’s just too lazy to take her socks off so she makes her dog do it.
Reflecting on a year of successful diagnosis and toy-chasing
wow she was in the ER and procedure rooms over 17 times. How many of those ER visits were “gib salt water”?
Another surgery recovery and an NHSD. Not sure who this one is (nothing in my notes) but given that she hangs out almost exclusively with munchies it's probably another zebra.
An entirely new group of fat, damaged women with (maybe) diagnoses instead of personalities to hang out with but look at that central line hanging out of her chest.
Hi Shelby Lynn Logsdon aka Julian Gavino!! Still regretting your transition?
TL;dr: Female-to-still-female "trans" friend of Jaquie with a NHSD who is absolutely miserable. She and Jaq skinwalked each other early in Jaquie’s career. Tried to throw Jaquie under the bus on Lolcow.farm only to end up turning public opinion on herself. Confirmed Trevinette. Claims to have a degenerative nerve condition but her active lifestyle says otherwise. Made her wife bathe and care for her. Basically admit she herself was never comfortable playing dress-up as a boy but the wife didn’t want to be seen as a lesbian. Wife left her and she immediately started dressing in pink sparkly outfits, wearing makeup, getting fake nails, and growing her hair out. But since she’s e-famous for being a disabled tranny and built a whole career on it she has to pretend she’s still ~transmasc~ and this isn’t obvious regret. Moved to Philadelphia, the only place I know better than central florida. Now spends her time sharing her gross sex life with her audience of impressionable underaged people and with the unwilling public. Works for some modeling firm that specializes in providing your marketing campaign with a token fat disabled black jew with vitiligo to make your soulless corporation seem woke. Most recently somehow got an extraordinarily expensive powerchair at the same time a bunch of other Trevinettes got their pet powerchairs. How very odd.
She's now modeling for JC Penney who apparently doesn't understand their target demog? And she’s still pretending she needs a powerchair despite showing no sign of atrophy.
She got to be the face of NYC pride, which is apparently no longer about the LGB at all, only the T.
I love how she just consistently manages to look more and more female the longer she's on testosterone. Now she just looks like a female with a terrible hormonal imbalance because lol that's what she is. Also you can see the outline of her GJ button.
Does the biden admin seriously just seek out the worst People of Gender from social media to inform their policy decisions? Jesus fucking christ the absolute state of our republic.
Wow trannies openly advocating for violence against people who disagree with them? What a new and different thing for them.
Advertising for maybelline along with this woman who is showing the characteristic leg atrophy one develops if they actually can't walk. Compare to Shelby's shapely womanly thighs and well-toned calves that give away that she walks all the time at home.
nothing says "I am a man" like eyeshadow and a chain mail bra.
except maybe a purse and swiss miss braids lmao.
Oh right she's also LARPing jew now and bringing her dog to the synagogue with her.
She's at Old City Coffee, 221 Church Street.
Dying to know where she caused this scene but it's not familiar. Maybe something during fashion week in NYC where she modeled for some tranny brand.
This is a bike ramp you stupid entitled cunt. It's so cyclists don't have to actually carry their bikes up and down the subway stairs and can roll them up instead. It doesn't fit your wheelchair because it's not for you.
Getting married to her gross new human.
Babe. Skincare. I know testosterone is a helluvadrug but like, a daily dab of sunscreen, some hyaluronic acid and a good chemical exfoliant will do wonders.
Her shirt. I don't even have words for how much these degenerates disgust me holy shit. These are the gays that are forcing everyone to participate in their sex lives. Thank you for validating the stereotype that we're all a bunch of sex-obsessed perverts who want to groom children.
"Public transportation where I live isn't very safe/accessible." REALLY SHELBY??? You live three blocks south of 46th Street El Station which is accessible. From there you can get to points east, northeast, and west including the transit hubs at 69th street station and 8th & Market, both accessible. You can transfer to the subway at 8th & Market via the Ridge Spur or catch it at Race-Vine a block north or Walnut-Locust a block south of Shitty Hall - sorry they can't alter the 1870 Second Empire masterpiece that is City Hall to accommodate your whiny ass but have you heard of the Concourse? Because you can navigate the whole concourse in a wheelchair. The 42 Bus a block south of you kneels and runs all the way between Penns Landing and 61st & Pine and it's also a Night Owl in case you're like me and burn the midnight oil. The LUCY kneels and gets you almost anywhere in University City's core (yes, you can ride it, it's free for Penn and UCSC employees and students but normies can take it for the standard SEPTA fare). Most PATCO stations are accessible except 13th and Locust which is between two accessible stations two blocks in either direction, City Hall Camden (under accessibility renovation as we speak) and Franklin Square which has been closed for 50 years and is currently under renovation to reopen it and make it accessible. From Walter Rand/Broadway Camden you can get the RiverLine to Trenton and from there you can get the NJTransit train to North Jersey and New York City. Both 30th St and Suburban station are accessible for transfers to the R# lines if you need to go to Pennsylvania, Trenton, or Delaware and NJ Transit's Atlantic City line out of 30th st if you'd like to go to the casino or the beach. From the ACY you can also transfer at Pennsauken to get the RiverLine north if you don't want to get off at Walter Rand which, fair, it's a shithole. If you were saying Philadelphia itself is dangerous and inaccessible, yeah sure. Between the Tranq zombies with their rotting flesh who will mug you the second they come out of their stupor and the fact that it's a 300 year old city, I would agree it is neither particularly safe nor accessible. Perhaps you should have stayed in "young" Florida ironically built for the ancient ones. But other than the dying trolleys which are fairly redundant to accessible lines anyway, what the fuck are you even talking about? Philadelphia has one of the most extensive and accessible public transportation systems in the nation. But you can't just say "I don't like sitting with peepee homeless and begging junkies" or else your mob of zoomers will call you out for some -isms so it has to be that society is rigged against you, eh?
Don't worry, she got the van fixed in 48 hours (and got another surgery!)
Brosephine. The reason there's more disabled ~trans~ than anyone else is because they, like you, are larping both for attention.
This video is basically worthless but here's a good place to remind everyone that Shelby's body is so exuberantly female that she has two sets of female reproductive organs producing more estrogen than most of us fellow females reading can even dream of, thus even with her long term use of cross-sex hormones she still gets her period and doesn't even have the pooner frog croak. She straight up sounds like the woman she is. It's funny because the usual trans cope I hear is "my estrogen levels dropped so fast it's obvious my body wanted to be male" but hers have apparently remained unusually high despite being bombarded with man-juice for like 6 years now. She gave an excuse for why she can't just get the offending organs removed (although IIRC it was "I shouldn't have to do that to prove to you I'm a man!!!") but I suspect it's because she's deeply regretful and uncomfortable with her transition and possibly wants to reproduce. Also my god what is that manicure?
Last post, she has already let us know in previous posts she has a foot fetish so these pics of her putting her dirty shoes on her fiance are extra gross thanks to the sexual subtext. I hate her
Back to Mel. At least she’s exercising now.
And doxing her old neighborhood.
I neglected to write down who her current best friends were. Foolish Kate.
She's entering her dog in even more sports for even more shiny ribbons to live vicariously through since otherwise she is an abject failure at everything.
Hooked up to tubes and machines. Plural?
She needs a bigger apartment for all her medical supplies and the friends who stay with her during her never ending health problems. She had elastrography done on her fatted-up liver and hopes she won’t need a biopsy too.
Getting an endoscopy and a potential surgery depending on what’s found.
The answer was absolutely nothing.
So when I found her facebook I went back to the start of 2020 with the intention of archiving the whole thing eventually, but she posted like 20 times a day and of course I got busy and she had locked down by the time I had a chance. At least I got what I have. Fair warning: she is super, super gross on facebook. Like her instagram was her 'professional' profile and this is where she let it all hang out literally and figuratively.
My notes for this say "flails wildly and fatly." I wish I had better than a trust-me-bro but she was lifting her big fat legs up one at a time and letting the dog run through and under them while listening to “Old Time Rock ‘n’ Roll.” At least I took a bunch of screenshots to illustrate the point in lieu of a video, I guess, but seeing her in action as shed balance and wobbled while claiming to be in 20/10 pain and dislocating constantly was very funny.
More that I tagged as wildly, fatly flailing from months prior. Remember this is the same page where she just revealed she uses forearm crutches when out in public, but she can jump, dance, and balance on one leg while coordinating a dog to do the same.
My notes say this was the typical “owner pretends to cry into hands and dog bumps their face” task.
You didn't wash Gnar. You gave him to Willow who dragged him all over creation for a few weeks until Oliver snapped, then you washed him out when she returned him. Not really though because he's still an "at-home service dog" for some other attention-seeker according to other posts.
Amazing that she can do all these sports but needs to get a medical exemption from jury duty which she TOTALLY WANTED TO DO. But also FEEDING TUBE LMAO. #gastroparesis. God I hate past Kate for not scraping this account better. Live and learn!
She had it placed last year and after major weight loss. Also her gallbladder is fucked now too.
Okay here’s the goods. She got a CVC placed in October 2019 and it was fucked from the start but they got it to work temporarily.
It turns out the problem is she was too fucking fat for the line. It didn’t go far enough into her body due to fatty-fatty-two-by-four-can’t-fit-through-the-kitchen-door syndrome. She gets a new, less fatphobic line for her lifesaving salt water.
Having faced the complete humiliation of eating her way out of a cute instagrammable central line, she finally does something about her weight. In February she posts that she started to feel very sick in September and thought she had the IBD, but it kept getting worse. She lost 20 lbs a week for 3 weeks straight, a total of 60 lbs (lolno) and got an NJ tube placed in November because she was “malnourished” at 300 lbs. She pulled her own NJ tube out two weeks later because it was ouchy and the next day they gave her a GJ tube that has SAVED HER LIFE! Gastroparesis is no joke!!! The fat rolls next to the tube really just make it art.
So that means she got an NJ tube when she looked like… this. Svelte.
Oh right once upon a time I got the dysautonomia florida group to accept my join request. They've now successfully gotten all my socks out but what a magical time in my life. She really loved posting about her feeding tube over there.
and the good doc Trevino!
I really hope none of you were planning on having a pesky sex drive any time in the next decade.
Lol no one thinks you should be in a wheelchair, that’s the point! You’re fine, just really fat and have a raging uncontrolled personality disorder you refuse to get proper treatment for.
And she's full of shit. So let me just kill the suspense here. What mel has done is stopped her pooper up to her eyeballs with opiates and zofran. I had at one point the proof for this: she was prescribed the drug methylnaltrexone which is a peripheral opioid receptor antagonist. It selectively blocks opioid effects in the poop chute region while not diminishing pain relief, but it only helps with constipation if it's caused by taking a - forgive me - shitload of pain killers. Before that she had blown through every OTC and prescription laxative on the market thus the undulating painful constipation and lack of appetite followed by atomic diarrhea when the mag citrate, miralax, bisacodyl suppositories, and linzess would all finally take effect. Unfortunately one of the only things to be permanently lost in my hard drive failure back in 2020 was a folder of things people had sent me after seeing the list of accounts I was archiving for the original florida project. It was all things that were either stories I missed or private accounts and one of them was her talking about her laxative dependency and the various things they'd tried to cure her opiate constipation.
Getting that pesky gallbladder out. Surely that's the cause of all her problems! And she might even get her line out because of it! I love that in the comments she's admitting she eats 2-3 ice cream cones a day trying to shit while claiming GP so bad she needs a tube.
Phoebe in the comments wishing her love and light. Sydney’s just trying to figure out how SHE hasn’t eaten her way to organ failure yet and it’s not fair at all.
Because she was a munchausen by proxy case whose psycho mother had people convinced she was literally retarded and incompetent to make medical decisions or even understand what was going on with her from pretty much birth, which she forced and gaslit Gypsy into going along with whereas you're social media munchausen with a side of opiate abuse which people can read from a mile away. Is this really the look you wanna go with dude?
Coof is upon is and mel finds this inconvenient to her.
Were people really quarantining their dogs? Like. It was ok to go outside.
She’s going to the gym and off her clonidine patch. It's almost like losing weight and exercising was the solution all along or something.
Joke’s on you coof, I never poop!
Oh, this actually affects me?
PEOPLE ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF ME NOW. I LITERALLY CANT LEAVE THE HOUSE BECAUSE I WILL DIE FROM VIRUS.
But still getting that surgery. Yes, you are wasting resources.
GODDAMN she’s fucking gross.
Don't forget i got a central line I'm not too fat for!!
She lost her nurse. HER NURSE. This virus is all about HER. I know you lost your job but don’t you ever think about how much Mel has been mildly inconvenienced?! The commenters assure her that her feelings are valid because she lost HER NURSE.
She’s cancelling all her unnecessary appointments due to coof, weeks after everyone else got the memo.
And days after the “you think I should be in a wheelchair,” guess what she got? And she finally found an excuse to make her dog pull her weight.
Maudlin in the comments is another ridiculous munchie who justifies this by saying that her fragile EDS joints can’t stand up to self-propelling. Alas, she has learned that if she doesn't post about it I can't mock her for it so she's totally boring. At one point she was faking deaf and it was very funny. And yes her real name is "maudlin." Her parents really named her "weepy drunk" on purpose. She's from Appalachia originally so I guess that tracks.
She has actually lost a substantial amount of weight by this point, at least. Still real real fat tho.
But at least she's staying active I guess.
She wants to get back into BJJ. Spoiler: she hasn’t.
She overdid it and now will be taking pain meds.
And she fatted so fatly that her handcycle broke.
Her dog is the first golden retriever to win SDCH, Stunt Dog Champion. This sounds wildly impressive but Do More With Your Dog, the titling organization for this, only started offering Stunt Dog titles in early 2018 and a bunch of other goldens have passed since Godric did. There's also now several higher levels that require the dog to perform the same routine several times in front of different judges and I heard (but don't quote me, I'm way peripheral to the ribbon people) it was because with the other titles which are done by video submission, it was way to easy to cut out the 50 times your dog ignored you or fucked up and only show the one time he got it right. We'll have another Do More dog coming up soon that illustrates this well. I'm not saying Godric couldn't pass if it was in person - he clearly could. It just sounds a lot more impressive than it is when she says he's the only golden to ever get this title.
Anyway, in April 2020 she announces she’s had another surgery and its… an ab-anus. Yep. She got a new butthole installed in her gross sea of belly fat after stopping herself up with painkillers and laxative abuse. And the best boy comes over to give her new shit bag a little snifferoo.
She’s so strong
This surgeon literally saved her life. She must gift him things. Also check out Katie Stanina thanking Trevino for saving her life after her pulmonary emboli and collapsed lungs. This was just weeks before she started having the seizures that nearly killed her that were brushed off as pyschogenic in part thanks to Trevino diagnosing her with a bunch of trendy illnesses her home hospital knew she didn't have.
LMAO jk the shitbag is fucked up and she went to the ER who gave her a regular antibiotic and told her it was the surgeon’s job. Mel thinks its funny that she sprayed stomach juice all over him
Her stoma is infected and sinking into her skin. Click the spoiler below to jump-start your weight loss through involuntary bulimia
unfortunately? fortunately? One of the things I lost when my hard drive tanked back in 2020 was a cache of private posts where this got way way grosser. I know, trust-me-bro again. There were several photos and videos of it in a much worse state where she was poking and prodding at it. By the end it looked like a caldera, a burned out crater where a shit-volcano once spewed proudly into the heavens above.
she fired her home nurse for not wanting to deal with this grossness, as well he shouldn't, then went to the ER trying to see her surgeon, who wasn't in that day, which is why they gave her antibiotics and told her it was his job.
The surgeon tries to tell her it's just at an awkward healing phase and sends her home.
Nope, it's fucked. She needs a surgical revision almost immediately.
She HAD a live video that I didn’t download like I was fuckin new here or something, where she explains she’s back in the hospital and her stoma site had been soaking in corrosive poopy juice for so long that it eroded away. Also jesus wept, Katie had a GJ tube at this point and no one bothered to explain to her what a stoma was? Like if you need any more proof that this girl was capital R retarded and a victim of unscrupulous quacks and social media lovebombing it's that she had one of these surgically placed on her body and didn't even know what the word meant.
Cleanse your mind’s eye of the thought of her body rotting from doodooitis with one of her standing naked in the yard talking about dogs for an hour.
Sydney would like to ensure your sex drive is entirely deceased.
She picked a fight with Phoebe who was undergoing her Magic Jesus Healing Saga
In May she announces she’s in the hospital, having had sepsis twice, two gross infections, another surgery (her stoma was a write-off and they had to install a new one), her central line removed and replaced, and she’s been in the ICU for 19 days because of this.
She gets sent to St. Josephs to clean up the mess Largo made.
And they send her right back to Largo to clean up their own mess.
After telling Phoebe not to sermonize at her, she's now requesting prayers. All told she spent 42 days in the hospital for this adventure. At some point right around here she locked down her facebook and I never got to finish digging. Also yes, this means she has a SickTok, although it doesn't start until a year from her hospitalization and to avoid spoilers, we will not look into it yet. I do enjoy that she apparently spent this whole hospitalization taking sadface selfies.
She had one before this but it wasn't interesting.
We do know from the dysautonomia florida facebook group that she lost most of her colon and is back to pooping the old fashioned way but now it’s pure liquid. She might have dumping syndrome because of this, which is the opposite of gastroparesis. Although from everything I know, dumping syndrome is when the stomach empties into the intestine too fast and therefore a colonectomy won't have anything to do with it.
So if you go to her insta page as of a few weeks ago, what you’ll see is that this post from July 2019 is the oldest available and everything she posts about is dog sports, dog showing, and only a few nods to Godric being a service dog.
He turns three.
Every few months she mentions that she has an illness or is getting a surgery but she’s super stingy with the details.
She bought a house and immediately lets us know she enjoys "streaking across the house naked."
What a saint.
She gets some fancy new wheels, IDK. Her wheels have always looked unusually small to me, but I don't have wheelchair sensei's guidance this time. I do enjoy that she's pretending she needs this still while being active daily at dog sports.
Oh look she learned how to groom herself and we no longer have to look at that bleached, fried mess she calls hair.
Because godric is three, unable to show in conformation, and has maxed out most of the titles he’s willing to perform in and she's unable to electrocute him into titling in the ones he still has left, he is obsolete.
She now gets a new puppy. A giant schnauzer named Noche to train as a SD as well as conformation and as many title sports as she can possibly force it into performing.
Gotta make sure you take this adorable innocent little puppy dog who is just learning to love and trust you and immediately cut half its ears off then tape them painfully between two poles it has to wear for weeks so that they stand up in a more aesthetically pleasing way for the ribbon retards. i will never understand how these show dog mongoloids justify a "breed standard' that involves surgically altering the dog to look unlike its natural bred state. You can't nip its nuts because that's a disqualification but you're required to strangulate its tail until it becomes necrotic and falls off or hack its pinnae up because ~breed standard~.
Those stupid programs can't train the things she needs like her unholy need for attention by choosing a giant fucking schnauzer as a service dog and also showing it in conformation and also sports all at the same time while having absolutely no health issues that would require a service dog. Almost like she doesn't need a service dog but just wants to bring her show dog everywhere for attention or something, weird. Anyway. She's just the bestest dog trainer there ever was!
At nine weeks old, the dog is already titling. She's going through an even more grueling training and competition schedule than Mel subjected poor Godric to so Mel can get the most shiny ribbons to jerk off to.
Godric stops showing up on her feed and she gets super fucking cunty if anyone asks about him.
you're a woman married to a man.
She no longer needs a feeding tube. I mean she never needed one but now she's gaining weight again because she never had GP, she had serious constipation from the opiates that made her too uncomfortable to gorge herself and with her colon gone that's no longer an issue.
This is the last time she makes a godric grid post
Hmmm
Hanging out with sydney (in the back) who was there showing her new Chinese Crested """service dog""" Liara.
She admits several times that this dog is not a good breed for a SD and the breeder should not sell them as such, but she needed to challenge herself or whatever. So very far up her own asshole which is, unfortunately, no longer conveniently located on her fat gut. Speaking of fat gut, for fuck's sake, get a blazer that fits or lose weight until yours does.
Don't worry guys, she's grown a thicker skin and is now immune to the criticisms lobbed at her. She understands we're all just jealous bitches or trying to give her constructive criticism but we're just not articulate and emotionally mature enough to express it with compassion. She's beyond the drama. She's above all that.
Another surgery but still full of energy to train and compete in sports.
Every once in a while she acknowledges a dog named Godric exists but never that he was once the most perfect dog to walk the planet and her lifeline without whom she could not survive.
What a look lmao. White is not your color gorl.
Remember when she needed a wheelchair? And a service dog to act as her draft horse? Good times. Now she just ablein all over the place!
How dare people say i'm abusing my dog just because I abuse her into performing at a high level at a young age including being a service dog which i explicitly say she's inappropriate for!!! Sydney, the eternal punchline, is now almost verbatim copying Mel's "humble" self-congratulatory posting style. Might as well shoehorn this in: when Mel was in the hospital forever, Sydney allegedly caused a lot of drama in the Florida Dysautonomia group by referring to Mel as "the next Jaquie' and implying she'd be dead soon because she was fucking up her intestines. I only heard this secondhand and the source had a history of making shit up or wildly misinterpreting things, when I asked her for more details a few weeks later she has no fucking clue what I was talking about even though she's the one who told me about it, and I never saw the posts myself.
good news everyone! Mel has reversed the terrifying weight loss from her really real gastroparesis - and then some!
I dare say she's more robust than ever!
Her dad died in December and that's almost sad until you go over insta and she's just complaining that she didn't get to sign up to chase more ribbons this month.
New diagnoses, of course she doesn’t tell us what.
But they're the product of her own stupidity. Diabetes and non-alcoholic fatty liver catching up with you, then?
Wheelchair makes a rare appearance because she broke her foot.
Or maybe not since four days later she’s fine and doesn’t even have an ortho boot or an air cast
Who-ric?
Proof of life, at least. He didn’t just disappear when no longer useful like Gnar and Teemo.
In July she went back to get another ab-anus installed and got the coof and pneumonia. And she actually called it an ab-anus, bless.
Here’s the story of her shitbag and why she now has a permanent colostomy and most of her colon is gone.
Now the shitbag has become her personality and holy jesus shes’ so gross.
Yep. Everything just sloshes out of her.
But at least it got her off the pills? Which were what caused her colon to break in the first place.
I love how she now has reduced herself to a defiant toddler constantly shitting itself for attention. Hey mel, my 2 year old niece just hides behind the couch when she wants to shit without the grownups yelling at her.
YOU GO TO DOG SPORT CLASSES AND COMPETITIONS LITERALLY DAILY.
So very humbled by her own greatness, isn't she? We'll never be on her level, guys. Our dogs will never win as many useless pieces of ribbon as hers do and we will be forced to rest on our own achievments rather than those of the animals we have abused, burnt out, and discarded. We live such empty and sad lives, knowing only the cruel mistress that is our own merit. I know all you readers out there yearn to give up your educations, your fulfilling careers, and whatever else you value in life because it's something you accomplished, and instead live vicariously through a dog's achievements. But you never will, because you're too thick skinned.
The good news is her husband’s posts publicly. So godric is still alive and at the house.
Teemo is also still alive! She lives with someone in Plant City.
Oh and she posted this while I was stalking a few months ago. Still friends with Alexx!
Who has posted another recent photo of Godric next to her amazing dog who sometimes barks at milk but usually ignores her!
Here's some recent gems from her ticky tock. Still pretending she needs that wheelchair, now because she's developed Fatfootitis or something.
Celebrating a year of permanently breaking her bootyhole. She sounds like ALR now and i don't like it.
And just some stories I happened to catch back in January.
So there’s Mel and the many dogs she only cares about when they’re collecting more pieces of ribbon for her! I hope this timeline has humbled her and I’m sure it will not make her break her recent vow to not engage with “bullies.” Don't worry, we'll all move on like a flock of magpies soon.
lmao I almost cut it out twice because no1curr, but even if she wasn't faking her disabilities I'd think she was being a whiny crybaby for claiming Philly's transit system is too hard to navigate in a wheelchair. It's really a dick move especially in Current Era where they're doing a lot of work to make stations more connected and accessible and reopening long-dead or brand new stops to improve service for everyone.
I lived in the same neighborhood as her for like a decade, albeit long before she moved in. The building she lives in - which isn't actually accessible, by the way - was still being gutted for renov when I left. I can't drive and my job at the time required me perform site visits all over the region. I could probably tell her how to get from her apartment to anywhere in the surrounding area without ever taking an inaccessible line or having to travel more than a few blocks between stations. It might take a long-ass time or be very inconvenient, but she could get there even in her unnecessary munchiemobile.
She gets some fancy new wheels, IDK. Her wheels have always looked unusually small to me, but I don't have wheelchair sensei's guidance this time. I do enjoy that she's pretending she needs this still while being active daily at dog sports.
This wheelchair is a special off road one, if you look on the second picture you can tell because it has giant springs attaching the seat to the centre of gravity bar (with off road tyres). The front wheels are also much further forwards and larger to make it stable over uneven ground.
Munchies that mistreat dogs are really the only thing that makes me really MATI on this thread, but some are worse than others.
The fact that Mel was using an e-collar to train a Golden Retriever makes me sure she really sucks at training and sucks at being a human being. It's extra gross that she's using physical punishment for trials and competitions, not even service tasks.
I used to do obedience trials and scent/retrieval work with my golden when I was a teenager, and she was also certified for visiting hospitals, nursing homes and the like. I know that certification has been mentioned here but I'm not from burgerland and it's called something different here. I also did junior handler work for my dog's breeder at conformation shows. Goldens are basically the most people-pleasing dog breed imaginable. They want to make you happy. There's a very good reason goldens are typically used as service dogs by legitimate organisations. My dog was entirely trained with positive reinforcement (the only thing she loved more than working was treats and so they were a distraction rather than a help) and I never knew other people at the golden retriever club to use anything other than positive reinforcement and treats because it's generally just not necessary.
If your dog works well enough to earn all those titles and ribbons it doesn't need an e-collar. I'm in the camp they should never be used but even if I weren't, they're generally meant to be used on dogs who don't respond to other methods.
The fact that when she was training her dog to heel without a leash she would issue a verbal reprimand the second he looked away and would immediately follow it up with a shock if she dog didn't instantly look at her is awful beyond words, especially considering his age and experience level. What makes it worse is that she wasn't using the e-collar because the dog was distracted by another dog or something where it would warrant a (verbal) correction. It was just the dog being a dog and looking around while still performing the behaviour that it was expected to. The way she told it, Godrick was still walking at heel, and she corrects for merely glancing away.
If she's resorting to e-collars on a dog without problem behaviours, that tells me she's both an awful person and an awful trainer. I think using physical reprimands is especially cruel when you're training for frivolous shit like shows, which it sounds like she was doing at the time. She is using it the first time the dog doesn't respond, instead of correcting by verbally re-focusing him, repeating the command and rewarding him when he follows through.
The reason she wants him to do that is because in obedience trials the ideal is walking at heel while at attention (meaning looking at the handler). The thing is, unless the dog is actually distracted or breaks heel you're not facing any real deductions, except at the highest level of competition (which Godrick wasn't at). Even then, if the dog is walking at heel properly and it just glances away from the handler for a moment, you won't be penalised.
The last sperg point I'll make is that heeling while at attention is the gold standard for a reason: it's really hard for the dog to do. There's also a good reason that you aren't allowed to just dive in to the highest level of competition right out of the gate, and that's because it's unreasonable to demand a dog to do the most difficult tasks without sufficient experience and training. You're supposed to gradually and gently work your way up to that standard over time, not train for it immediately, just like in human competitions. If your dog naturally does the behaviour and has an affinity for early on it it's reasonable to start early (while giving the dog a lot of leeway), but Mel isn't taking a natural behaviour and using it to her advantage. She's physically punishing the dog for something it's not qualified to do or actually expected to do in competition yet.
To me, Mel is right up there with some of the worst in terms of dogs. I don't even have anything to say about her munching. What is it with Florida girls and dog abuse?
Shows are meant to be fun, and that means for the dogs as well as their humans. Some dogs will do well for a while in competition but just aren't cut out for high level titles. Some dogs are just pets and aren't suitable for competition or being a service dog. All Mel cares about is pushing dogs into the competitions she wants to do with no regard for the dogs' affinity for whatever she's training them to do. Munchies constantly try to force square pegs into round holes, and don't care when/if it because obvious a dog isn't suited to a task or being a service dog. They'll push and push and resort to choke chains and e-collars because they aren't patient enough to work with the dog over time. Then, eventually, they get fed up and/or find a shiny new "prospect" and the dog gets rehomed and memory holed.
Tl;dr: munchies suck and most of them shouldn't be allowed to own dogs.
I know someone who works with the association that trains guide dogs for people with vision impairment, and there are many dogs that are raised and trained for 1-2 years and fail for whatever reason (just like not every human can be pushed into the same career). Sometimes they can work as some other kind of service dog, sometimes they're just 'retired' as a great family pet. It happens and they're a professional association so they know this.
Like you said, there is no point pushing a round peg into a square hole.
I’m starting to think he needs a thread as there’s so much craziness surrounding him but a Vaush/Keffals white knight tranny is a 41 year old licensed therapist who claims he has DID. He even bought his “alter” a furry reference sheet.
I don't know anything about Pixie Locks besides what has been posted here, but if she actually has BPD, the abuse claims would line up. Childhood trauma such as abuse has a very strong link to developing BPD. Comorbid eating disorders seem to be pretty common too.
I don't know anything about Pixie Locks besides what has been posted here, but if she actually has BPD, the abuse claims would line up. Childhood trauma such as abuse has a very strong link to developing BPD. Comorbid eating disorders seem to be pretty common too.
*BPD has strong links to self reporting childhood trauma.
Look at the scientific lit, those "strong links" all come from studies asking BPD patients about their histories, like that isn't a group notorious for lying, painting themselves as victims, and dramatizing.
I expect the link EXISTS, but I highly doubt it's as strong as people claim. Many will push it's almost guaranteed a cluster B was abused, but if you've grown up around them, you know they way they lie about every moment of childhood. I really don't know why the literature hasn't done due diligence on this subject, I guess 'benefit of the doubt".
