God damn, I haven't been following so much Ralph stuff in recent months, but you guys really weren't kidding when you said just how low energy and zonked he's been on his recent steams. I know people make the pig joke, but him just sitting there, eating food, sleeping, living a life of pure sloth and gluttony, it's insane. Even by modern Killstream standards, this is lazy. I can't imagine who, if anyone, actually tunes in to watch this. Even for the people that do like Ralph, I can't imagine them wanting to watch hours of this shit.
Yeah he acts like your average benzo head, he might have played with some lower grade opioid even in mexico, but even if he did the benzos make sure it's not habit forming by wiping his pig memory. He might even have enough braincells to realize opioid induced constipation would be death for him and destroy the last of the resistance in his digestive tract.
pilled out ralph rules, like watching a fat baby enjoying keys dangled in front of his face.
Now, I'm ESL so maybe I'm just retarded but I cannot understand what the fuck he's even trying to say even accounting for the xanny slur. It sounds like "SHASH OOUM FUM HAYMEN HIT", what an iconic line.
I have some experience working with pigs, so allow me to offer my best guess of a translation: “Transformer fund ain’t even hit.”
Who is more deluded; Ralph or his paypigs?
I suspect Ralph at least on some level knows that he's fucked.
I think a lot of it stems from Donald Trump's entrance into politics and how both the establishment right and left hated him which makes him a the "side of good vs evil". The mentally stunted groypers extrapolated that to ANYONE who is against nick and AF as the "side of evil".
Shut the fuck up. Don't listen to him, Ralph. You're going to be a millionaire. The haters are just butthurt that they'll never be as cool as the Ralphamale.
You forgot to factor in the cost of Ralph eating all his own supply.
Nah bish, Ralph is a professional. He knows the difference between work and play and he KNOWS to keep his supply separate from his use. Only a do nothing quitter would bring up something so trivial as a concern to stop Ralpha from his goal of easy money.
The paypigs, easily. Ralph acts this way because the last paypigs allow him to. He had the foresight (if you could call it that) to at least pretend to be sober when the heat from the last remaining paypigs got too much.
