Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott - Twitter / Twitch slacktivist. Obsessed with being famous. Operator of the Catboy Ranch. Canadian T-Girl porn star and independent Fart Fetish / Findom Dominatrix. Personally sponsored sending Chinese HRT from Brazil to children without parental consent.

the dead name usage is even funnier. Who the fuck cares? Like, seriously.
the funniest thing about dead name stuff is that even after going to court and officially changing your name you will still get things under your old name no matter what because thats whats in the system. your old name never really dies no matter how hard you try.

thats just the way it is name changes are purely cosmetic unless you really wanna waste your life hunting down every single thing that uses your old name and correcting them.

as far as keffals incident is concerned from what i am aware the swatting call used his dead name so the cops had every right to refer to him as such until they had an actual legal reason to refer to him as anything else.

which in his case was also an issue because i am pretty sure he had prior offenses so his dead name was already in the system. keffals really did just expect the entire world to forget his old name as if its not legally right there on his birth certificate.
 
Havent Canada got health coverage?
He's a middle class fuck anyway. Even if they don't have a social model he'll have insurance and be able to swing it.
11 month wait minimum or $40k to get on it. Pierre wants to change that if he's elected. It's also province to province. OHIP does cover it I believe.
By the way
  1. Once in residential treatment, clients will spend their time in an intensified treatment program. With the pre-treatment sober time and new personal knowledge and understanding of coping, relapse prevention, and self-awareness, a person can hopefully return back home and learn to flourish in a life.
It's been 3159 pages and still hasn't learned to cope so he wouldn't do well in one.
 
the funniest thing about dead name stuff is that even after going to court and officially changing your name you will still get things under your old name no matter what because thats whats in the system. your old name never really dies no matter how hard you try.
The best thing for us is that it's really easy in some states to look up court records and to find out what their "deadname" is if they go through the legal change route.
 
Raise 100k to maybe break even?
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EDIT: This is from the CHRT. So long as the London Police are not RCMP he's got to go through the Ontario Tribunal.
 
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Haven't Canada got health coverage?
People kinda misunderstand how the system works, we have basic coverage and emergency services that can vary depending on province. If you end up banged up in a car accident, you're not gunna pay $40,000, if you wanna see a doctor for a check up you're not going to pay out the nose for it but that's basically it. Dental is not covered, medication is not covered, eye related stuff is not covered. You can get a job that can give you coverage for those things or you can be on disability, in which case they'll give you limited coverage.

If you want to go to rehab, you're on a waiting list that's prioritized by the severity of your addiction. It can range between one to three months, it really depends on the province and your condition. In the meantime, they'll direct you to whatever 12 Step group that's local to you and you can find help there. They'll give you a call when they're ready and you can participate in 30/60/90 day programs. That's if you don't dump like tens of thousands of dollars in their pocket, then you can go immediately.

I don't even know if the timeline for Kweeeen Kefffaaawls matches up with that but that's how it goes. Use your noodle and see if he's bullshitting.

Raise 100k to maybe break even?
It's possible that Kweeeen Kefffaaawls is awarded much more than 100k, I've seen complainants be awarded upwards of over a million dollars in one circumstance but whatever Kweeeen Kefffaaawls is paying for lawyers fees is going down the tube, the Ontario Human Right's Tribunal can't award cost of legal expenses. It's more than likely that he'll walk away with $40,000 at best but you never know, they'll probably settle for that.
 
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I don't even know if the timeline for Kweeeen Kefffaaawls matches up with that
It was something like 4-7 days.
19th Feb- Drug allegations revealed by M0mmybigdick ( :story: )
19th-20th- Keffals team 'on the phone until the early morning' trying to get Keffals the help they need.
21st Feb- "I'm going away to a specialist rehab in the coming days for 30-45 days"

Keffals either went private or.... well you all know my theory and how I've held it since the start.
 
It was something like 4-7 days.
19th Feb- Drug allegations revealed by M0mmybigdick ( :story: )
19th-20th- Keffals team 'on the phone until the early morning' trying to get Keffals the help they need.
21st Feb- "I'm going away to a specialist rehab in the coming days for 30-45 days"
Yeah, until I see a big nasty bill for entering private rehab, that rehab never happened. You're not entering government rehabilitation centers in under a week, that is silly billy retard talk.

Especially for recreational use of cocaine. If Lucas was actually an addict his life would be fucking out of control and you'd know it, trust me, you'd REALLY know it. He'd be pinned the fuck out every single stream unable to do anything but go on tangents for hours at hyperspeed, constantly wanting to do shit, wanting to go outside and wanting to party, he wouldn't be sitting on a dead air stream every single day playing Raft. Lucas is a normal and frankly functioning user of coke, he did a line once or twice a week while drinking with friends and partying, I've seen real cokeheads and this guy is a weekend warrior.

All of this shit was damage control because the truth got out, he was ashamed and he dug his hole deeper with a bullshit rehab story. I'll put real money on that.
 
Has Keffals ever mentioned being groped before this? Because he’s made up multiple claims about what happened already. A flip flop testimony plus literally no evidence? This is just another attempt to make money off being a tranny and then screaming about how he is standing up for trans rights.

And the dead name usage is even funnier. Who the fuck cares? Like, seriously. I do know a couple transgender people irl. It seems to me MtF are gigantic pieces of shit and act like they’re better than everyone else because they are activists, and FtM just want to be left alone about it and would rather it not be a thing entirely.
well muh dude, you need to spend more time on twitter and educate yourself.
it's a well known twitterfact that 170% of troons are raped.
Maybe it's their lantern jaws that drive men wild. Maybe it's the crackjack prize...what's going to be at the bottom, not a vagina...but is it full cock? an angry inch. something that looks like they dozed off under a drill press?
it's just irresistably sexy and nobody can control themselves around it

why so high?well as you may have noticed that roons often date troons. now when troons break up it's never that they grew apart or it wasn't working out or anything like that...no....it's that the other troon is abusive and usually rapes them. And they'll both tell you that - so we get the dreaded simul-rape
soe cultures shake hands, others bow, in troontown the convention greeting is to rape
 
Guys I think we should shut down this thread, its not worth the ddos. *troon musings*
Wouldn’t that also mean that Keffals is operating behind the scenes and that thinks it vindicates him? If anything, we have a right to see what goes on between the so called lawsuits and “donation money“ that almost looks like money laundering.
 
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This is like what, the 4th retelling of this swatting story? We've gone from:
1. Woke up with a gun pointed at my face (initial claim from Lucas)
2. I went into the hallway and saw them pointing guns at me (second claim from Lucas on TV)
3. The police knocked on the door and were allowed in (official police statement)
4. The police actually groped Keffals to make sure she was a true and honest woman (current claim of Lucas)

I really don't have high hopes, but surely someone in the Kangaroo court will point this out.
The ex also gave a conflicting account of events, buried somewhere in this thread. The only guns were located in the entryway, the police knocked, and the ex woke Lucas up to tell him about it, they didn’t even see the guns until they were leaving.
 
It was something like 4-7 days.
19th Feb- Drug allegations revealed by M0mmybigdick ( :story: )
19th-20th- Keffals team 'on the phone until the early morning' trying to get Keffals the help they need.
21st Feb- "I'm going away to a specialist rehab in the coming days for 30-45 days"

Keffals either went private or.... well you all know my theory and how I've held it since the start.
I am not sure what would be more funny. Lucas getting caught faking the rehab to let the heat die down while he played polycule with the Potato Ogre or Lucas plopping down almost half his gofraudme grift into a private rehab stint only to return as just as big a fuck up as before.
 
Putting the leaf meme shit aside, it's really not, it's one of the better places to live in the world. There's what we see here and then there's actually living here, very different things.
As long as you don't protest agin the government, 'cause it'll freeze your access to your bank accounts or from getting donations or contributions. And as long as you are as inoffensive as possible, especially to designated "marginalisable" people, lest you be dragged before a kangaroo "human rights tribunal."

Basically as long as you don't live in BC, Ontario, Quebec, NS, Newfoundland.
 
This is an incredibly stupid claim, since it won't be the first time airport security has seen moobs before.

Judging by how lackadaisical airport security is, I'm relatively sure the Canadian equivalent of the TSA basically ran the back of their hand on a weird lump near Lucas' chest, and he blew it up to be something bigger. In any case, there's a fuckton of cameras around security areas, so it won't be too hard to pull footage to either corroborate or dismiss his claim.
 
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