Shane Edward Nokes / @NorrathReaver / Daddy Cum Cannon - Internet Tough Guy and “Retired Cybersecurity Expert” who worked with the US Secret Service and FBI – In reality, a perpetually unemployed leech on disability benefits who threatens people on the internet all day. Raped with a butterknife.

How adorable. Shane Eileen Nokes wants everyone to think that he’s behind the DDoS attacks, when we all know he’s far too stupid to pull it off. The dude has the IQ of a house plant. No way could he put something like that together. Plus he’s too busy eating, followed by sobbing while jerking off thinking about what a failure he’s become. It’s OK, Daddy Cum Guzzler, you’re not our first pet cow.

He wishes he can do a DDoSing on the forums. Give it time, and he maybe actually start believing that, just like all of the delusions he's known for.
 
Boomia gives Shame a visit to ask him a very valid question:

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However, rather than proving Boomia wrong, Shame refuses to engage and hides. Why? Because there’s a truth in Boomia’s words that cuts Shame close to the bone.

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And like clockwork, Shame self-soothes a few hours later by bitching about Elon Musk.

Shame is afraid of Boomia. He’s like a former e-bully who’s been bullied back, and now he’s just a fat quivering bitch.
 
Ashkenazi, the majority of Jewish people, are of German descent. To be exact, they are of French, German, and Eastern Europe decent. Namely places like Poland and Ukraine. Only about 4.4-4.5 million Jews are of Eastern Asian descent, less than half of the Ashkenazi. Hell. Ashkenazi means Germany. In about 50 years or so if the Sephardi aren't careful they wont be around anymore. Their population is rather small.
The majority of Israeli Jews are Sephardi and the American Jewish birthrate is dying, I'd bet on the Sephardim in the long run.
 
The majority of Israeli Jews are Sephardi and the American Jewish birthrate is dying, I'd bet on the Sephardim in the long run.
You do know that there are only 1400000 Sephardi in Israel right? Only group I can think of that has a lower population would be Maghrebi Jews though I admit I don't really bother reading about them.
 
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You should have listened to your elders Shane.

By the way, it's extremely sad that you have no friends to hang out with on the weekends. I get that you take your girlfriend out periodically to not look like a complete shut in and to keep her around, but don't you have any friends to call over and watch stuff or play games with? I had two friends over last night so one of them could watch the first season of the Mandalorian as she's never seen it and my wife's girlfriend came over, because of reasons. Spent the week getting food ready and the proper beers ready to go with it (found a few cases of Dos Equis Ambar in town. @XYZpdq Jr. seems to be a fan of all things Mexican so he probably knows what I'm talking about. It's an okay beer. I don't really taste the vanilla it's supposed have but I do get a bit of caramel from it. Could just be me. Fun fact, Mexican beers are German beers). I had a lot of fun last night and even learned that Vetr doesn't like people taking up my precious time and will attack people when they sleep. Seems she's a jealous kitten.

You should try and get some friends Shane, it does a world of good so you wont don't die from an aneurysm due to your constant anger issues.
"How I Spent my Weekend" is something you leave behind in primary school friendo.

I care as much about your boring weekend as I do about Shane's theories on religious persecutions.
 
I love how this incompetent unemployed retard is trying to claim he's responsible for the site's downtime
Funny how it took this thread discussing how a DDOS works and for Null to explicitly spell out what's happening before he claimed responsibility? If you wrote a book and made Shame a character, you'd be criticised for writing an unrealistic character because he's so predictable.

What is he even trying to say? Everything he says sounds exactly like the cringe shit you'd hear in a garbage movie from the 90s. Unironic Reddit atheist mode

Also, funny how he only decided to grandstand once the site became stable there weren't any issues accessing the site.
 
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you can tell this guy maybe learned a couple technical terms and he misunderstands them. This guy is a certified retard, not surprising to any of us. But this is just more proof he was a low level fag hag at the ms store. I bet he doesn't even know how the registry works.
 
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What the fuck is even try to say here? Lmao

He really is trying to take credit for what a troon did with the forums, like a clockwork, he's really starting to believe this delusion. Never change, you fat faggot.
 
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Imagine you worked with this guy like 10-15 years ago, and you remember him being a complete unbearable retard. So one day you're bored and think, "I'm gonna see what that fat idiot's up to."

This is the first tweet you see. Incomprehensible gibberish with no likes and no views. I like to think that's already happened. Of course, that would mean someone giving enough of a shit about him to even visit his profile.

Also, yes, the idea of Shame "super-hacker" Bloats claiming to do the DDoS attacks is beyond laughable, not to mention pathetic. The only thing he could figure out is false flagging because it's similar to what he does on Twitter. Just press "Help I'm being Cyber-bullied" button and snitch to the tranny jannies when he's assmad people call him fat.
 
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"I COMMITTED THIS FEDERAL CRIME, PAY ATTENTION TO ME!"

Just like when he claimed to have hacked into OnA (another felony) and then forwarded evidence of his own crime to law enforcement. Shane's quite lucky that nobody takes him seriously, or he would be the one waiting for the knock. Anyone could report him to the feds and they'd certainly want to have a word with someone claiming credit for multiple federal computer crimes that carry serious jail time. The fact that nobody has done so demonstrates that he's not even worth fucking with. Poor Shane, like some kind of ghost, forced to walk the Earth yet unable to interact with anyone or anything.

Go on Shane, explain why admitting to crimes you're too stupid and inept to actually commit is some kind of 5D chess. Be sure to go 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 so we know you're a delusional retard.
 
Shame is bickering with Boomia more, and it’s entertaining.
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L/A

Shame claims Boomia is a coward, because Boomia - *checks notes* said he would talk over the phone with Jackie when she asked to. :roll:

I must not be big-brained enough to understand how accepting a challenge makes you a coward.

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Imagine having someone you just called a coward for not talking on the phone ask you to do the exact same thing - and you respond ” YOU WON’T GOAD ME“!!!!

Never change you fat oinking retard pig. Now go self-soothe with some Star Trek tweets.

EDIT: The battle continues, with Boomia trying and failing to get Cowardly Shame to call him.

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That’s a whole lot of excuses. “Capture my SIM Card” must be code word for “make fun of me and my fat autist voice”.

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The “fired from Microsoft” thing gets under Shame’s skin. But guess what trolls? He’s still part of the Microsoft Alumni Association, a gay meaningless club for their ex-slaves, and HR “realized their mistake” two years later. Of course that didn’t include re-hiring him ever again.

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He said this after that whole Exchange with Boomia refusing to go on a call with him.

I joke about Shame being retarded but at this point I unironically think he might be.
 
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Jesus he's such a fucking pussy.

Shane, you can call me if you like. I'll set up a one-off Skype account or something. Skype was cool in 2005, sounds like your sort of thing. Then it was bought by Microsoft who ruined it and binned its market dominance and first-mover advantage with their bungling. But I bet you still use it because you still simp for the company that fired you a decade ago.
 
Jesus he's such a fucking pussy.

Shane, you can call me if you like. I'll set up a one-off Skype account or something. Skype was cool in 2005, sounds like your sort of thing. Then it was bought by Microsoft who ruined it and binned its market dominance and first-mover advantage with their bungling. But I bet you still use it because you still simp for the company that fired you a decade ago.
It’s fucking on. What’s up, Shame? You down to call Spunt, pussy? Can’t “capture your SIM Card” on Skype, faggot.
 
The “fired from Microsoft” thing gets under Shame’s skin. But guess what trolls? He’s still part of the Microsoft Alumni Association, a gay meaningless club for their ex-slaves, and HR “realized their mistake” two years later. Of course that didn’t include re-hiring him ever again.
I love how his screenshot has been updated with a new date. I can just see Shane in my mind's eye, huffing and puffing on his phone as he fat fingers his Microsoft Alumni Network username and password (whatisthematrix) into the login form, waiting for the page to load so he can take a new screenshot, switch apps back to Twitter, attach the freshly obtained proof that he oinks over $300 every year or whatever it is for a "network" that only serves to stroke his ego, because what good is a networking opportunity when your future prospects consist merely of choking out another few thousand tweets for an audience consisting entirely of his haydurs, before you croak of FAT and leave behind a legacy of nothing.

Did I mention that Shane Nokes is fat?
 
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