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Is it over?

  • Yes, I am sad and need a Ben backrub :(

    Votes: 336 31.9%
  • No, we will be back, autism too strong

    Votes: 532 50.5%
  • Cams down until we roll into Bloodgames 2

    Votes: 185 17.6%

  • Total voters
    1,053
lettuce gets incredibly excited anytime anything involving buckbreaking simona comes up. starting to think it might be getting her rocks off.
Well none of the lads are, nor do they look likely to. She's got to get her pleasure where she can.
 
Simone trying to tell Sylvia how to run an OF account "Yeah I know, I've been doing this for like two years." Femboi Felted.

Edit to avoid doubleposting: Jon getting a massage from Simone. The tranny love story none of us want may be happening.
 
Every time I turn around, Simmons and Jon are doing something that looks extremely gay. I can't tell if they both are just too autistic to understand how it looks, or if they're both secretly gay/acting up for attention.

Anyone else find it funny that Jon is the one getting the most physical action on the show despite being the one made fun of the most?
 
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I bet Jon is going to moan tonight again. With Damiel joining the couch. Dam will choke him with a pillow.

Bottom J energy.
 
Simmons stopped massaging Jon. Jon is legit begging him to keep going and called him a tease. He's now trying to find a way to get a massage every day from Simmons, offering to cook him food every day if he does.

Simmons is back to massaging Jon :story:

Question, has Jon ever said if he's a virgin or not? He kind of acts like one.
 
Simmons stopped massaging Jon. Jon is legit begging him to keep going and called him a tease. He's now trying to find a way to get a massage every day from Simmons, offering to cook him food every day if he does.

Simmons is back to massaging Jon :story:

Question, has Jon ever said if he's a virgin or not? He kind of acts like one.
It's just a massage between bros I swear!!!

He mentioned that he had sex stories, but that's not much to go off given his tendency to exaggerate. My guess is he's a virgin. It's interesting because he clearly has a lot of charisma, he just got nerfed by God by having a speech impediment. I genuinely believe there's a chance he gets laid, or at least some kind of real romantic physical interaction by the time this show is over. Anyone who is stuck in a house for six weeks with the opposite sex is going to want to fuck. Just how things are.
 
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