Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[Skwisgaar Skwigelf]

In this episode Jack goes to Mexico on a mission trip with his Church and has absolutely no trouble adapting to a different environment outside his comfort zone.

 

[Marisa]

In this episode Jack goes to Mexico on a mission trip with his Church and has absolutely no trouble adapting to a different environment outside his comfort zone.

the sandwich laying bare on the airport bench is so upsetting. it's hard to imagine many places less sanitary, and jack doesn't seem like someone willing to throw a meal away

 

[Hungry Homeless Handjob]

Lazy Man's Blueberry Muffins
(04/21/2023)

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So this is definitely Jack experiencing the beginning of a stroke on camera, right? At some points he's slurring pretty intensely and has trouble finding words. And we know he was eating blueberry muffins when he had the latest stroke.

 

[SpiceyHuman]

So this is definitely Jack experiencing the beginning of a stroke on camera, right? At some points he's slurring pretty intensely and has trouble finding words. And we know he was eating blueberry muffins when he had the latest stroke.

You know your right. This video has alot more cuts than usual, and as the video progresses, he uses his right arm less and less (the color seems to have drained from it by the end) hes definitely slurring at the end when he is trying the muffin, and he seems out of it. Right side of his face is drooping more than usual as well. Definitely either in the begining phase of his stroke or right about to have it. Its almost creepy to be watching it knowing whats actually going on here.

 

[ZipDisk]

Huh, he's still a fat bitch, but his muffinphobia in the hospice now makes a little bit of sense. It took him down like Ivan Drago. "I must bake you"

 

[Lenzperkins]

Ribs looks like an aborted fetus. Rob, once again, the master troll.

 

[Nothing To Say Here]

I know we’ve covered the stroke muffin, but wanted to clip down Fatties own admission. From his stroke rehab video.

 

[Simon]

Ribs looks like an aborted fetus. Rob, once again, the master troll.

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I think...I think this is the first picture of ribs I've seen that don't make me want ribs. They make me want to apologize to the animal that gave its life for this.

 

[p1138]

I've said before that Fatty is lacking the normal amount of self-awareness you'd expect out of a human being. I think this muffin bullshit just proves he'd fail a turing test. Hell, if you take into consideration his tard rages when he feels angy or annoyed in his fat on the go videos he's like a retarded replicant from Bladerunner failing the voight kampff test.

And fucking Rob with the comment about finishing the ribs... LOL. If fatty does eventually kick the bucket, the saddest part about it would be that Rob won't have his punching bag anymore.

 

[ZipDisk]

Rob doesn't really need Jack, he's done plenty of videos that have nothing to do with the hospice escapee.

 

[p1138]

Rob doesn't really need Jack, he's done plenty of videos that have nothing to do with the hospice escapee.

Of course Rob doesn't need Fatty. No one needs Fatty. But it doesn't change that the world would lose Rob's specific... flavor of dunking on Fatty.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

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I know he's poring over his medical bills lately, but is there a chance he had to go to the ER halfway through the Super Mario movie? The "getting sick" event? I feel like he wouldn't describe the January visit as five hours long, all things considered.

Yeah if it's not an emergency then you wait. Some guy comes in having chest pains and a possible heart attack when you just feel a little urpy means he goes to the front of the line.

In this episode Jack goes to Mexico on a mission trip with his Church and has absolutely no trouble adapting to a different environment outside his comfort zone.

This guy is so insufferable. How has Hammy not managed to put a pillow over his face when he slept?

 

[Wilhelm Bittrich]

Not only did she marry him she procreated with him and brought another Scalfani into the world she deserves all the misery life throws at her.

Alone the thought that they at one point in time really fucked just made me throw up in my mouth a little bit.

Yep, he's the same tard who thinks that putting cheese on everything is healthy

Does Jack "American cheese is gud" Scalfani even know any other cheeses which don't come out of a spray can or are made by a Dow Chemical plant?

Stevia and caffeine to be specific! He also blamed his numerous kidney stone attacks on the Tennessean municipal water supply.

Is there actually any excuse not dumb enough for Jack to use it? Like Stevia, seriously?

He shat himself, didn't he?

Doesn't really need a reason for that after his last stroke I guess.

Just Jack being present in the house while it was being shown would reduce its value tremendously.

Tbh, if I would meet him and his waifu landwhale while taking a look at the house I immediately would ask myself how high the cost of fixing the structural damage of the house is.
Ya know live load and all that.

I think you’re on to something here. If you’re bleeding from your eyeballs when they triage you‘re bumped to the front. If you shit yourself because of too much butter flavor on your popcorn, they‘re going to make you sit in it for a while, while dealing with real patients.

And because eveybody in that ER already knew what an asshole Jack is from personal experience they did let him sit in his own shit for double the usual time.

 

[Wilhelm Bittrich]

Ribs looks like an aborted fetus. Rob, once again, the master troll.

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Sorry for doublepost.
JFC! I'm not even a citizen and I'm sure even I could make better looking ribs than that abomination.
Jack, you fat fuck, just eat them raw the next time. WE all know you want to.

 

[Super Hans v2]

I think...I think this is the first picture of ribs I've seen that don't make me want ribs. They make me want to apologize to the animal that gave its life for this.

Is that the first pic of Jack's ribs you've seen? He almost never removes the membrane. Fucking lardass can't wait 30 seconds longer to shove meat down this throat

 

[GloriousRapeRabbit]

This guy is so insufferable. How has Hammy not managed to put a pillow over his face when he slept?

Because she is fat and lazy too.

 

[AnOminous]

You have triggered me. This is the one that did it for me. This tubby sack of shit Karening out at what most people would call a hearty and serviceable sandwich. It’s an entire fucking foot long toasted baguette with some half-decent looking filling.

This fuckface complaining about that sandwich raised me from already wishing Jack goes to Hell when he dies to making me wish he goes to the worst part of Hell, the Detroit of Hell, wherever the suffering is worst.

I like how the manager realizes he's dealing with a tiny little manbabby and feeds him a cookie, like he's a literal retard, to calm him down.

Jack of course doesn't realize he's being treated like the literal child he is.

Huh, he's still a fat bitch, but his muffinphobia in the hospice now makes a little bit of sense. It took him down like Ivan Drago. "I must bake you"

"If he dies, he dies."

 

[p1138]

Does Jack "American cheese is gud" Scalfani even know any other cheeses which don't come out of a spray can or are made by a Dow Chemical plant?

Oh yeah. Fatty will use swiss cheese on occasion, "parmesan" cheese out of a shaker, shaved parm in a tub from the grocery store when he's feeling really fancy, and he loves pre-shredded mozzarella in 3-5 pound bags. Sometimes he'll just get random shredded cheese mixes in huge bags "shreddy cheese" as he calls it. The fist-fulls of parmesan and mozzarella he tends to reserve for the "italian" stuff he fucks up.
He uses shreddy cheese and 2 giant tubs of ricotta even for his "lazy man keto lasagna", a giant bag of crappy shredded mozzarella for his keto pizza cups, and so on. The fact is most of the ingredients he abuses would be just fine for anyone cooking dinner at home for a family, if used in reasonable quantity. While some people would be fine with a sprinkle of cheese on top of something, Fatty needs a solid congealed layer at least a quarter inch thick to satisfy him because cheese is one of his 4 favorite food groups.

 

[Whaler]

Oh yeah. Fatty will use swiss cheese on occasion, "parmesan" cheese out of a shaker, shaved parm in a tub from the grocery store when he's feeling really fancy, and he loves pre-shredded mozzarella in 3-5 pound bags. Sometimes he'll just get random shredded cheese mixes in huge bags "shreddy cheese" as he calls it. The fist-fulls of parmesan and mozzarella he tends to reserve for the "italian" stuff he fucks up.
He uses shreddy cheese and 2 giant tubs of ricotta even for his "lazy man keto lasagna", a giant bag of crappy shredded mozzarella for his keto pizza cups, and so on. The fact is most of the ingredients he abuses would be just fine for anyone cooking dinner at home for a family, if used in reasonable quantity. While some people would be fine with a sprinkle of cheese on top of something, Fatty needs a solid congealed layer at least a quarter inch thick to satisfy him because cheese is one of his 4 favorite food groups.

That's because his Wendigo is a subspecies called the Perl Wendigo. Cheese and raw meat are required to sate the beast lest he break free from his current flesh prison.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

Oh yeah. Fatty will use swiss cheese on occasion, "parmesan" cheese out of a shaker, shaved parm in a tub from the grocery store when he's feeling really fancy, and he loves pre-shredded mozzarella in 3-5 pound bags. Sometimes he'll just get random shredded cheese mixes in huge bags "shreddy cheese" as he calls it. The fist-fulls of parmesan and mozzarella he tends to reserve for the "italian" stuff he fucks up.
He uses shreddy cheese and 2 giant tubs of ricotta even for his "lazy man keto lasagna", a giant bag of crappy shredded mozzarella for his keto pizza cups, and so on. The fact is most of the ingredients he abuses would be just fine for anyone cooking dinner at home for a family, if used in reasonable quantity. While some people would be fine with a sprinkle of cheese on top of something, Fatty needs a solid congealed layer at least a quarter inch thick to satisfy him because cheese is one of his 4 favorite food groups.

He's occasionally dipped his toe into using other cheeses.

Ricotta for instance whenever he makes some lasagna or whatever. But this is after he mixes it with the sauce so it looks like puke.
Or those times he's used other cheeses because the recipe called for it like feta or gruyere... sorry "growyer" as he calls it. But his go to cheese is anything shredded which comes in a big 5 pound bag. The only time shredded cheese should be used is if you're cooking for an army and don't have the time to set up the Hobart to shred the blocks of Goverment cheese you got for cheap.