🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

[HONKHONKTIME]

LMAO
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god DAMN it really is just all sex with this dude.

 

[Trigger Me Timbers]

He should totally break his sober spreeng and go holler at Vicker's closed shop

Ralph is too womanly and bitch made to live stream himself taking a liquid hot xanni shit all over Vickers store as punishment for keeping him away from his son!

Things that will never happen;

• Ralph hugging his son everyday without a member of Child Protective Services watching him.
• Ralph doing a sick wheelie on a motorcycle.
• Ralph owning vickers by shitting on his doorstep.

Ralph’s-bros…. I don’t feel too good…..

 

[Magic Sun Daddy]

god DAMN it really is just all sex with this dude.

Meh, I can't begrudge him for that one. Flaminco is one of the few people left he can occasionally dunk on.

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

Meh, I can't begrudge him for that one. Flaminco is one of the few people left he can occasionally dunk on.

Agree - However, Flamenco's existence is a negative towards Ralph as he was perfectly fine being friends with and associating with him for years. It's a perfect example with why the entire sektur is hypocritical massive faggots. Like AF/Nick The Fag Fuentes/everyone else currently, these people are perfectly fine befriending, associating, even hanging out with actual faggots and actual paedophiles as long as they're in their discord and sweeping it up for their team.

I don't care if some anime sexpest degenerate paedo faggot says nice things about me, I don't want to be involved with you in any fashion and you should literally die. Ralph only has something to say about boy soprano now that he's shaken the xanny bottle and laughed at him.

 

[The Ancestor]

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He tweeted another angle of this pose before deleting it and tweeting the above, slightly more flattering version, but not before I saved it and made an exploitable version:
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I’m late as I’m catching up but holy shit I get reminded of this hard

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

I’m late as I’m catching up but holy shit I get reminded of this hard

lmfao a proto-ralph, I never saw this before. Gold.

 

[Elmo]

god DAMN it really is just all sex with this dude.

Which one? There's three of them here.

 

[Franz Joseph]

LMAO
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Everything really is projection with Ralph. This is coming from the same dude who said he would smash Blaire White and thought Keffals had a nice rack.

 

[Truly Rural]

If anyone has an idea what this is about do tell. I think Ralph is simply SHOCKED that people would opt to not touch assholes.

T / A

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

If anyone has an idea what this is about do tell. I think Ralph is simply SHOCKED that people would opt to not touch assholes.
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It'a about Ethan Ralph's long-running feud with personal hygiene.

 

[Bland Crumbs]

Five star days, bitches. Dream vacation.

No-frills motel in Sacramento

Ethel keeps collecting those dubs.

 

[RollerGator]

LMAO
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Common Ralph W

 

[gaystoner]

If anyone has an idea what this is about do tell. I think Ralph is simply SHOCKED that people would opt to not touch assholes.
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ie he amazed toilet paper exist as well?

 

[make_it_so]

If anyone has an idea what this is about do tell. I think Ralph is simply SHOCKED that people would opt to not touch assholes.
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Making tweets about the most basic bitch and unintersting everyday shit - very womanly behavior.

 

[FiveStarAce]

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Spoiler: big pic

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He looks like a cancer patient

 

[Vesperus]

Catching up on the thread, and it occurs to me that maybe Ralph hates Rocklin because (apart from the coin shop) it's home to the Sac area Bass Pro.

I wonder what it would it be like for him walking around thousands of square feet devoted to the idea of going outside and doing something.

It's a magnificent temple on a hill, dedicated to Ralph's inadequacies.

 

[3MMA]

Everything really is projection with Ralph. This is coming from the same dude who said he would smash Blaire White and thought Keffals had a nice rack.

Not AI, from Gunt’s 04/17/2023 morning killstream, at 1:47:18 in, in response to a super chat, thus spoke Ralphathustra:

“Eeeuh…I FUCK BUSSY!” ~Ethan Oliver Ralph

 

[Almighty Space Duck]

If anyone has an idea what this is about do tell. I think Ralph is simply SHOCKED that people would opt to not touch assholes.
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What kind of fucking retard whips their phone out in the gents? Does this idiot want knocking out again or is this further proof of his repressed homosexuality?

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

What kind of fucking retard whips their phone out in the gents? Does this idiot want knocking out again or is this further proof of his repressed homosexuality?

He had just finished snorting a line of coke off Dick masterson's penis and as he was looking up he noticed the paper toilet seat covers and in his drugged up xanax and cocaine stupor found them to be very interesting. So interesting in fact he decided he should tweet about it.

 

[Truly Rural]

T / A
Ralph wants all of you to know that he is scare of the jail.