🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

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(Link) (https://archive.ph/wip/kKkbh)

He tweeted another angle of this pose before deleting it and tweeting the above, slightly more flattering version, but not before I saved it and made an exploitable version:

 

[Ghost of Guntmas Past]

Ronnie is rolling over in his grave at Pancho’s!

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

BT come to the dark side. Dude has a solid foot over ralph in height, isn't a sloppy fat retard, and judging by his behavior at Ralphamania (snatching glasses off alogs faces) he's not a bitch made faggot. I think he's probably the worst person Ralph could beef with because I'm sure he knows a lot of juicy deets from "behind the scenes". Plus he has a history of beating women, so the RalFemale should be terrified.

 

[Bepis]

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What even is this POV? The last thing you see before passing out after you accept a drink from Ralph?

 

[Anonanon]

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I hope someone at the bar watched this faggot stand on his tippy toes as he took selfies and immediately hunched over his phone

 

[412-L]

What even is this POV? The last thing you see before passing out after you accept a drink from Ralph?

It’s the last thing you see behind an Arby’s.

 

[Rakovnik]

 

[Mr E. Grifter]

The Vickers lost big in court! I can take three pictures of my son for myself, I can't do as I wish with them, then need to be checked over by the handlers and my pedo horse can't be with me.

If "losing big" is getting almost everything you wanted, bar allowing the deadbeat dad to take a handful of pictures he is highly restricted on, then I suspect the Vickers' are set for a big loss tomorrow!

 

[Ivan Daniloff]

Ralph’s backing-and-forthing from Mexico to Sacramento to LA to Sacramento to LA to Sacramento to Mexico in the space of 8 or whatever days is pure misery. His life sucks so entirely. Even a visit with his son is supervised and he assesses it in terms of how he thinks it makes the alogs feel. Pure misery.

 

[LiquidChrisRespecter]

His ridiculous fucking bird legs send me into a laughing fit every time.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

This is Bluey, the young female dog with blue fur that Xander compared Ethan to:
Even Ethan's own son knows that he's a little bitch!

I thought the middle name Christine was your way of making a Chris/Ralph joke but holy shit, that’s actually the dog’s name. Even Xander thinks knows Ralph is a girl.

“I’m famous” will never stop making me lol. He is so fucking delusional.

 

[thebigdream]

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(Link) (https://archive.ph/wip/kKkbh)

He tweeted another angle of this pose before deleting it and tweeting the above, slightly more flattering version, but not before I saved it and made an exploitable version:
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The blue hair has me in tears of laughter everytime, Ralph what are you doing?

With his awful physique, his hair was always his most normal-looking asset, allowing him to look relatively okay if you just saw his headshot (albeit fat). Now he just looks like a cross between the Karen meme, a pedophile, and a 40 year old emo.

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

The blue hair has me in tears of laughter everytime, Ralph what are you doing?

With his awful physique, his hair was always his most normal-looking asset, allowing him to look relatively okay if you just saw his headshot (albeit fat). Now he just looks like a cross between the Karen meme, a pedophile, and a 40 year old emo.

He's in California. Nobody thinks twice about a blue-haired butch lesbian there.

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

I bet Dick somehow gets stuck in Philly and can't meet up with Ralph. Misses a flight, misses a connection, oh darn sorry Ralph!

 

[SargonF00t]

I bet Dick somehow gets stuck in Philly and can't meet up with Ralph. Misses a flight, misses a connection, oh darn sorry Ralph!

How the fuck can Dax tolerate a drug fucked Ralph?

Ralph was bad enough when he didn't have a major Xanax problem.

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

How the fuck can Dax tolerate a drug fucked Ralph?

Ralph was bad enough when he didn't have a major Xanax problem.

Ralph probably gunt-smuggled a ton of mexican pills for him.

 

[Truly Rural]

The Vickers lost big in court! I can take three pictures of my son for myself, I can't do as I wish with them, then need to be checked over by the handlers and my pedo horse can't be with me.
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If "losing big" is getting almost everything you wanted, bar allowing the deadbeat dad to take a handful of pictures he is highly restricted on, then I suspect the Vickers' are set for a big loss tomorrow!

He is 2 years old. Everybody knows what happens to sunglasses when you give them to 2 year olds.

T / A

 

[The Fountainhead]

What Google search says about people who dye their hair blue:

"Blue Hair or a Blue Head is often used as a term to tell what a person's sexuality is. Often gays or lesbians will dye their hair blue to show what they are ..."

 

[PaladinBoo]

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Sandra was extremely proud of her little piggy.

Ralph loved his mom so much that he:
Told her to Uber to dialysis because he was drunk out of his mind from the night before.
Told her to eat a dick when she complained.
Abandon her to die alone in the hospital because he wanted to have a three way with a horse and mentally unwell teenager.
Abandon her ashes to his blood enemy.

Wow Ralph you truly loved your mother judging from all these actions.

 

[Blewberry Nausea]

Ralph plz stop lying. You look so sad needing to always win to protect your fragile ego.