🐟 Fishtank Sam Hyde's Fishtank.live General - Jet Neptune's Little House of Horrors

[The Man With No Name]

Lmao that cut from the drum lesson to the living room and Damiel in the middle of saying "have you guys ever fell in love with a stripper? I have before" but the autistic camera operator flips back to the drum lesson so we miss his story

Damiel revealing he was putting on Jon with this entire bit as soon as he goes upstairs

 

[Retink Retunk]

Vance only has worth to the show for being a foil to Jon. Making peace with Jon tonight might ironically be his downfall.

Pretty much, Vance is only memorable because Sam kept calling out his name in challenges. If you don't easily remember a person's name on a show, they're not going to last.

 

[Lokenstien]

In a fair world Mauro would win for being a normal person, but he doesn't fit the purpose of the show. Sylvia is also a non factor as she does nothing. Vance isn't great either, but at least Sam bullies him.

Nah Vance is also normal but also has legitimate hobbies and talents so he should win based on that. However it should never be expected that normal wins when Sam is involved. Vance is far more personable and interesting than Mauro and at least Vance is awake for most of the day.

 

[Extreme Crusader]

Breeding mission has failed.

 

[Retink Retunk]

However it should never be expected that normal wins when Sam is involved.

Not just because of Sam, in any reality tv shit. It's all designed to find weird fucks.

Edit: Not just tv as well, look at anyone Youtube, Fred was a thing and even today people have to talk in code to explain simple shit.

Breeding mission has failed.

Vance stays untrooned.

 

[Lowercase I internet]

Nah Vance is also normal but also has legitimate hobbies and talents so he should win based on that. However it should never be expected that normal wins when Sam is involved. Vance is far more personable and interesting than Mauro and at least Vance is awake for most of the day.

He was acting like a little bitch earlier when he mentioned the inspirational lizard video and how the idea was stolen from him. He's a decent foil to Jon. Other than that he's a yeah machine.

 

[Ice Gun Ninja]

11 thousand people are watching the stream as of now

viewers up to 12k again.
that fridge is f u c k e d

~12K people "watching" live but the votes are over 14K.
I have never seen this happen to any other channel, where the poll has higher number than "concurrent" viewers.
If I had to guess, it was probably close to 20K.

 

[Noble Redditor]

there was something so oddly genuine and at the same time absolutely hilarious about sam hyde doing his silly hiyyya bit while everyone else sits idly, bored and making small talk. it makes me wonder if he changed the tone from his original script after seeing just how much potential there was here for something genuine and not like moms: 2023 edition.

I don't think he has a script for this show. I don't think he even knows what will happen next week. He's making it up as he goes, shifting his strategy based on what viewers want to see. I believe if there's a really popular contestant online who is facing elimination he'll stack the deck to ensure they don't get voted out. That's how it's working right now.

 

[DankSmoker]

Go away for a while, they are still in march band. I thought it was just Vance and Letty until Damiel bursts out of Simones bed. Jon shows up because he's worn out and needs the couch.

 

[feral cat #6385]

How are you supposed to cook it? Not disagreeing with you, I genuinely just don't know although I've heard about it being fried. Today's escapades in the fishtank were great. Gotta agree with Lokenstien's autistic write-up. I have been entertained today.

Any way you would use ham basically.

I tend to cube it up, fry it and add to noodle or rice dishes. Helps balance out the saltiness of the Spam. A little Spam goes a long way.

For thanksgiving I use turkey spam in place of turkey. Fry it up and eat it with all the usual thanksgiving sides.

 

[curbside2]

I’m typically thinking from an entertainment perspective but I’ll play ball. The only two people I think genuinely need the 20k are Jon and Mauro. They’re the only two that I don’t think will exploit their time on the show affectively.

Josie is the most set. Simps will fall over themselves sending her money.

Sylvia stated that she just wants to make enough money to move back out west. If you know how unfortunately lucrative Onlyfans is then you known she’s going to make a pretty penny by the time she gets home.

Letty has porn out there already so she’ll obviously be selling herself somehow. If not outright finding some fishtank fan and simp to take care of her.

Simmons already opened the foot OF and you know he’s going to be selling fem pics soon as well.

Vance is a glue head and people selectively ignore this fact. I think 20k would lead him down darker paths.

Damiel is a plant.

 

[DOUBLE_WHEEL]

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YouTube doesn't count people with adblock as viewers.

 

[Gutes Zeug 2.0]

Jon is calling Damiel's bluffs hard right now, emboldened by the flame of Goldstriker

 

[Lowercase I internet]

Jon is calling Damiel's bluffs hard right now, emboldened by the flame of Goldstriker

That was actually kind of neat to see.

Damiel: "If I beat a retard up I'm the bad guy."'

Jon: "You wouldn't be able to."

If it comes down to genuine blows I actually believe Jon can take him. Damiel better start a fight soon because Sam is training Jon to be the next best fighter. He's just gonna get stronger as the show goes on.

 

[Sneedifarms]

Also I find it very sweet,wonderful and endearing watching Vance teach Josie how to drum. I like it when Vance opens up more, especially whens he talented at his hobby

Vance is more than happy to let people experiment on his pads. He doesn’t need drum sticks or pads to explain concepts and will let one player fuck around while he talks to another. He’ll point out when Letty, Jon or Josie do something accidental right to help show how much easier it is. And he doesn’t force anyone to do it, just because josie was doing it earlier doesn’t mean Vance has to force her to participate when she wants to sit and watch. This is all to say I want Simmons voted off as soon as possible and I hope Vance teaches everyone how to jam out.

Nah Vance is also normal but also has legitimate hobbies and talents so he should win based on that. However it should never be expected that normal wins when Sam is involved. Vance is far more personable and interesting than Mauro and at least Vance is awake for most of the day.

i hate to be the bearer of bad news, but the man has a girlfriend. he's not gonna pump your dumper.

 

[TheGreatDodongus]

Jon is calling Damiel's bluffs hard right now, emboldened by the flame of Goldstriker

The thing is, Damiel doesn't need to do shit, he's getting under Jon's skin just fine without lifting a finger. It's Jon who's seething over being called out on his constant bullshitting and has nothing but vague threats of violence to fall back on.

 

[JengaJimothy]

I don't think he has a script for this show. I don't think he even knows what will happen next week. He's making it up as he goes, shifting his strategy based on what viewers want to see. I believe if there's a really popular contestant online who is facing elimination he'll stack the deck to ensure they don't get voted out. That's how it's working right now.

This is Sam, I gurantee he has a giant laundry list of things to do to them over the course of 50 days that is probably way lengthier then the idubbbz gaslighting document

 

[curbside2]

That was actually kind of neat to see.

Damiel: "If I beat a retard up I'm the bad guy."'

Jon: "You wouldn't be able to."

If it comes down to genuine blows I actually believe Jon can take him. Damiel better start a fight soon because Sam is training Jon to be the next best fighter. He's just gonna get stronger as the show goes on.

Jon already mollywhopped him in arm wrestling.

 

[Lokenstien]

I hope Simmons is voted out first since he's a little cunty bitch. However I really want the group to do more jamming session with Vance and the only melodic instrument is the harmonica currently. I would love to watch a bunch of fish struggle how to play a guitar or piano and poorly play insane improvisations. Though I don't know how the producers introduce more musical elements.

 

[curbside2]

This is Sam, I gurantee he has a giant laundry list of things to do to them over the course of 50 days that is probably way lengthier then the idubbbz gaslighting document

If Sam can be believed he’s been mostly hands off from the creative perspective and considers this Jets sink or swim moment. It’s no wonder for the first few days it looked like Jet hadn’t slept at all.