Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

Is there a reason this car doesn’t have plates on the front?
Some states only give out a back plate. I’m unsure if WI is one of them though.

The Brewers seem like such an appropriate team for Fatrick. Dude looks like he has an entire brewery hanging off of his gut. I think I glimpsed bitch tits as well but some of you Kiwi investigators may have the technology to enhance the image and determine that for sure.
 
Wisconsin requires plates on both ends:
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Somebody is clearly trying to evade law enforcement because of his Pepperoni Crimes:
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Doesn't Rick claim he's a republican
He claims he’s a conservative because in his mind they’re the tough guys with guns. He would tell you (fatly) that the republican party doesn’t represent twu conservatives because orange man bad. He’s full of shit and doesn’t understand what he’s talking about.

God damn that’s one of the worst pictures I’ve ever seen of him. He shared this. On purpose. He looked at it and thought “Yup, looking good, handsome!”
 
Welp, Pat has announced that things have changed and there is no debt, no interest, no payments. View attachment 5081739
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Quasi BTFO. Atalkers in shambles.

Sorry for the bullshit missing tweets. Any experienced Patposter can fill in the blanks. I'll see if Nitter has the whole exchange.
It's true. Patirck has none because he has no assets or income so it's Nick's now.
 
All I know is that Dan Mullen must purchase Fatrick Tomlinson's Judgement Debt.
Do it Null. Purchase the debt. Use some of your silver.
Edit: Ninja'd by Null, sorry sir.

What about a 50/50 split of the California debt between ONA and the Farms? Dan talked about creating a Fatrick currency and selling shares of the debt in exchange for promissory coins on his stream tonight. @Null has proven experience sourcing, minting and delivering coins. Peace may be achieved in our time with a local bank to end all forum wars*!

The Cali debt to Quasi is ~20k? Two hundred $100 dollar bills buys the debt at full price and Dan's salesmanship combined with Null's love of Israel should be able to knock that down a bit.

Please run a poll next Friday, Null. You'd look like a king driving Susan through Uzbekistan, just saying.

Dan's streaming at https://www.youtube.com/@ONAForums/streams in case anybody cares. NPS has a couple strikes due to Covid and brown retards.

*There is no guarantee for return of investment with the purchase of a Fatrick coin. These are sold as novelty items only. Fatrick is broke and claims he does not owe nor will pay any court ordered debtor judgement on Twitter. If you buy one, I'm sorry I can't help you because you are cripplingly stupid, but it's fucking funny and helps independent journalists and podcast hosts survive.
 
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Bro. What is this. His fat is going over his ears, which by the way are somehow also disturbing. This guy’s genetics are fucked. At this rate he will literally become a living pig-man in a year or two.
holy shit

we need to stop joking about buying quasidebt and instead talk about real research science; we need to fund someone to do the comparisons between fatrick here and ethan "ragepig" ralph.

because I think ralph is getting btfo
 
I'm not really sure what to believe about torswats anymore
I'm sure the feds are looking into it. Hopefully torswats ends up in a cage soon, and if piggy was his most prolific customer then he belongs in one as well.

Edit, someone posted a bigger screenshot over at the OnAForums. Is that top message a new one?

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The fact that the torswats guy is taking the time to pick apart piggy's lies is pretty funny, even if he is a piece of shit.
 
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I would also pay for a piece of the debt.

Ask for $120 and a BTC address,
Each buyer gets a business card certifying they own $100 of the debt owed to them by Patrick S. Tomlinson,
Each time Patrick pays him back, start sending out crypto payments to pay off the microdebts.

Quasi gets to pay off his attorney fees upfront, people get a knicknack to celebrate with, and most of the money back eventually.

Or just literally put it in a trust and sell it. I'd buy in.
Null launching his new Fatricks NFT project with all the fatrick twitter clones.
I'm grabbing the Patrick S. Penison @stelthypenis for me. Along with it the new Pepperoni coin (PEPP$) to support the ecosystem.
 
Live reaction from the Pig on the breaking revelations:
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Fr though I'd happily pitch in $100 to a debt purchase fund, could literally own a piece of Pat!
On the bright side, his bride will keep it spotless
He has five sinks
kek, Dan will never catch a break :story:
I have 5 sinks but no big tittied Brazilian wife. Dan wins again.
I'm starting to feel inadequate with the measly number of sinks i own.
 
Counterpoint: He’s inept at everything. Is it realistic that it’s gone on this long without his getting caught?
I feel pretty comfortable that my prediction - that Pat was either being told what to do or was getting someone who knew what to do to keep SWATting himself - was accurate. Even though torswats is a dubious source, I still believe Pat's the source of the vast majority of his SWATs, including lying multiple times about what a SWAT is and that it happened to his parents.

I do hope that now he can't use torswats that he's trying to do it himself, but it's just as likely he's gone to Google/Telegram/whatever and just looked up the 2nd result for organising a SWAT, now that he's apparently burned the first.

He’s triple retarded if he thinks he needs to hide being gay or bisexual. It’s not the 1950s. Come on out, Pat! It’ll give you extra victim points.
Like his idol John Flynt, he could never admit it because it would make his entire life a lie. I don't really know where on the gay spectrum being a tranny chaser puts you, which is what I think he is - certainly less than 100% heterosexual. But the other thing about chasers is that no one likes them, not even troons, because the troon wants to get someone who thinks they pass, not someone whose fetish is a chick with a dick.

Or maybe Pat is the one person who has a fetish for stinkditches. What a nauseating thought. I wish I hadn't had it.

If Rick's detestability is genetic
Once we found out about his family, it seems like Rick's the genetic anomaly, the sole detestable Tomlinson of his generation. So I'm thinking Annabelle is much less at risk of inheriting any Patness other than in appearance. I do feel bad for her, though - her bio dad is Pat, and her real dad has died. That can't be easy, even years on from both those unfortunate events.
 
Once we found out about his family, it seems like Rick's the genetic anomaly, the sole detestable Tomlinson of his generation. So I'm thinking Annabelle is much less at risk of inheriting any Patness other than in appearance. I do feel bad for her, though - her bio dad is Pat, and her real dad has died. That can't be easy, even years on from both those unfortunate events.
Only thing she seems to have inherited from Patrick so far is the jaw and the cheeks of the skinner Highschool Patrick while the eye, eyebrows, forehead and hair come from her mother. Given that both Patrick and her mother are fat/ obese respectively she'll have that issue later in life.
 
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