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Is it over?

  • Yes, I am sad and need a Ben backrub :(

    Votes: 336 31.9%

  • No, we will be back, autism too strong

    Votes: 532 50.5%

  • Cams down until we roll into Bloodgames 2

    Votes: 185 17.6%
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C. Cactus said:
You just listed all the reasons why he's funny on the show. A hate boner is still a boner.
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Fair enough, I can't say Simmons is any less enterprising than the others . But he defiantly peaks on the edge trannisms in a more a morbid fascination aspect than others.
 
Jon talking about his girlfriend back home was so touching. I'm tearing up bros. He misses her bad. She drove hours to meet him after they first talked, when he was at the forest fire training center, and they went into the woods together and held hands by a waterfall. He says this is the only time, except for one week, that they've been apart in the last four years. I didn't expect to see true love from this show but that's what makes it special. It sneaks up on you.
 
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Lokenstien said:
Because he's pretty boring on the outside and often force direct's interaction. His actoral debut was marked by weird drag and even worse dialogue. Even when the joke was oveplayed, Simmons still wanted to prance around in a dress. Sam and crew could barely intercept Simmon's being a perv after the skit, constantly kicking him out of rooms and conversations. He's overconfident and unfunny in the worst ways, which is why people have a hate bonner for him.
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There are people you love to love, there are people you hate to love, and then there’s the best kind of person; The person you love to hate. The proverbial fly in the ointment.

That’s why Simmons is the GOAT, bro.

He’s got a real talent for just fucking up everything around him and making it more insufferable, it’s almost purely on instinct. He weaves a delicate tapestry of retardation so profoundly and makes everyone around him so miserable, you can’t help but love him.

He’s the little shitstarter. They’re my favorite kind of people, that’s why I love this website so much.
 
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Was the burrito(?) that the White Shark gave to Damiels referenced earlier? Or is that a random gift? I stepped out for a while.
 
Man, he doesn't even really try to hide that phone does he.
Go into your closet hidey hole at least.
 
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Wrap it up boys. We knew it from the start.

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