Plagued Soyjak.Party / The Sharty - The altchan born from the ashes of /qa/; also a containment thread

[BeetleBug242]

LOL sorry for shitting up the thread, reactions we're just too funny for me to stop.

Anywho, here's the collection I have so far of the most notable Soyjack memes. They decided about a month ago to start mass posting on Twitter and I was very surprised to see lots of chuds all over my feed. A surprising amount being weird autistic women. Before all this, I stalked the website and saw gore pretty quickly. I'm fine with that, but I saw a dead black kid and that's when I stopped. I draw the line at dead kids I don't care to see it. Overall had some funny goofs and gaffs.

Now here is the dump, I think the eagle is my favourite!


Most of these when I saw them were viewed by a low amount of people so if you've seen them before sorry!
Also, there are definitely some weird people as you can see. I didn't bother saving any of the really weird shit, but there was a bit of porn and lewd shit.

 

[Solid Hyrax]

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Hmmmm...

These people come from countries which have mandatory military service. I don't see anything weird about pointing out they served in the military. You'd need to be more specific on what kind of service they did to make it more alarming.

 

[Colon capital V]

Think being a sharty admin is easy?
Look at the hands of poor Doll after another 12 hour shift of coal-removal from the catalogueView attachment 5076556

It ain't easy mining out the coal from the 'oard. Stingy little fuckers, F's for all the miner mods

 

[Male Idiot]

I call them

gemmorhoids

Floydie bites.

 

[EpicGamerMoment]

A surprising amount being weird autistic women.

"Women"

 

[sprokebloke]

 

[Just don't like em.]

When a kiwichud says something so transphobic you gotta hit em with that ddos attack

 

[AnOminous]

Get off my lawn you damn kids!

 

[Boobalover]

One of the CP spammers might be getting arrested soon.

Also the /sneed/ board was opened up for the weekend

 

[Mexican Space Program]

I don't even know what to say to this, and no I haven't seen the video.

 

[sprokebloke]

I don't even know what to say to this, and no I haven't seen the video.View attachment 5079992

happens to the best of us

>USB linerald
It's the latest craze on the sharty

 

[Sneeder Griffin]

Doll has created a temporary /sneed/ board for this weekend.

/sneed/ - Sneed

soyjak.party

 

[Troonslayer41]

One of the CP spammers might be getting arrested soon.
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Also the /sneed/ board was opened up for the weekend

That's Goth, we have his doxx. He's a notorious discorder who spams CP on the sharty and has been doing it since the days of Soot. It would be crazy if soyjak fucking party actually led to the arrest of a pedophilic teenager from Northern Cyprus, but very gemmy.

Also everyone needs to stop posting Eduardo Foltz and saying it's Kuz, they are two different people.

Alright, I think I’ve wrapped my head around most of this but I still don’t understand how ’zellig fits into it. How exactly did an ultra-obscure dutch youtube series get mixed up with soyjaks?

Back in the /qa/ days it was astroturfed into being a thing there by some Dutch autist.

 

[sprokebloke]

Gem?

'Teen claims to have stolen his local churches progress pride flag, refuses to show it flying at the church or to have a video of it being stolen due to doxxing fears. Could be fake, but interesting nonetheless.

https://sp.logwarehouse.net/read.cgi/soy/2952685

 

[Red flaming panda]

Gem?

'Teen claims to have stolen his local churches progress pride flag, refuses to show it flying at the church or to have a video of it being stolen due to doxxing fears. Could be fake, but interesting nonetheless.

https://sp.logwarehouse.net/read.cgi/soy/2952685

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Faggot better be telling the truth cause if he bough a troon flag just for attention he's fucking gay

 

[Null]

i just thought of an old lolcow for the first time in years and i figured the sharty zoomers would enjoy it

his name is frank wu, the husband of tranny brianna wu

https://twitter.com/thefrankwu?lang=en

he has a very bizarre quirk of not ever closing his mouth. ever. in any photo of him in existence. he's doing the most open mouth chimpanzee submission face possible.

 

[EpicGamerMoment]

i just thought of an old lolcow for the first time in years and i figured the sharty zoomers would enjoy it

his name is frank wu, the husband of tranny brianna wu

https://twitter.com/thefrankwu?lang=en

he has a very bizarre quirk of not ever closing his mouth. ever. in any photo of him in existence. he's doing the most open mouth chimpanzee submission face possible.

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Incredible. He doesn't have one photo with his mouth closed.

 

[Bloatlord]

Gem?

'Teen claims to have stolen his local churches progress pride flag, refuses to show it flying at the church or to have a video of it being stolen due to doxxing fears. Could be fake, but interesting nonetheless.

https://sp.logwarehouse.net/read.cgi/soy/2952685

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Not le bad... Could have gemmed it up a bit more albeit.

 

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The Patrioomer

 

[Boobalover]

They really need to ban "le ironic" references to CP already it is not worth the company that those jokes bring in