Ethan Ralph's April 24th Contempt Hearing

[Cat tit bingo]

How does he look more like a thumb then the literal thumbmen from spy kids?

 

[Lidl Drip]

This is Meigh at her very finest.

She might not have the sort of intelligence that can make money, but she has that low cunning that can destroy the life of any man who is with her.

I have no doubt that this is just one of many breadcrumbs Meigh has left, knowing that Ralph is so zonked out of his mind, that he will for sure accidentally reveal things that show Ralph got Meigh to lie for him about who sent Faith's diary to the silly Jap Cunt, and Meigh has plausible deniability that she didn't do it on purpose.

Who knows how many other times Meigh got Ralph talking about this on some form on communications application, so that it could be "accidentally" leaked and fuck Ralph in court.

While I do enjoy the thought of Meigh trying to ruin Ralphs life and kill him, come on. She's not that smart or based.

 

[MadStan]

Comical moment in the video when he transitions from “bullshit charges” in one breath to “no disrespect to the court.” Ralph is absolutely the guy who will tell the judge his wife has a baggy pussy and follow it with “with all due respect.” He’s not going to jail but some judicial shade would be funny.

I had a hard time watching the video. His left eye keeps wandering and coupled with the slurry speech and Bezos-induced-slow-wit it makes for retarded viewing. How anyone can stream him for hours is beyond me, I guess this is why May's relationship works because he spends all his time talking to others on-line and must at some point STFU and she gets to enjoy that silent portion of the day.

 

[Tiger Jack]

Having to be Ethan Ralph is already a worse punishment than the anything the court can inflict. And that’s a life sentence with no possibility of parole.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

I guess this is why May's relationship works

It does?

 

[LiquidChrisRespecter]

I hope you achieve total Ralphamale victory by getting slapped with several unaffordable fines and celebrate like you did when you legally bound yourself to the Night Mare.

 

[Sneedfully and Peacefully]

From what I remember of Vickers twitter ramblings, today is faith's DVRO contempt and there is still a contempt hearing in May for other contempt charges of Vickers DVRO.

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I find it odd if Vickers expects anything from his hearing. I don't think he has, it seems he's hyped up Faith's more. I feel like it's because ostensibly he's violated the terms on his own end. Does this mean nothing will happen? I don't know, that would require Ralph to actually present evidence such as Vickers mocking him for being a fat retard and explaining his legal strategy on Twitter.

If that's the case could the judge just say "you've mutually violated the DVRO because you're both retards so it's dismissed and nullified. Get out."?

 

[John Andrews Stan]

I’d like go see this as an oil painting. Title: Ralphamale Consooming the Love of His Life

 

[Sneeds]

If he doesn’t get sent to jail, I already know what song he’s going to play

 

[Feefee81093]

I think we all know Ralph isn't going to see a lick of consequences.

What I'm betting on, but I'll be surprised if jail happens. Imagine him going in with that box dyed hair.

 

[SargonF00t]

I hope you achieve total Ralphamale victory by getting slapped with several unaffordable fines and celebrate like you did when you legally bound yourself to the Night Mare.

You should have posted the unedited version of this picture.

 

[MadStan]

What I'm betting on, but I'll be surprised if jail happens. Imagine him going in with that box dyed hair.

Perhaps he could claim he identifies as a female now with danger hair; and that the DVRO violation used incorrect pronouns so should be thrown out due to the technicality.

 

[Chaos Theorist]

How does this ragepiggy keep avoiding jail?

 

[MugolEx]

Im kind of split right now. Going to jail would be a good thing for Ralph but we also lose a big source of entertainment. Maybe he can stream in jail if he asks real nicely.

 

[Glass House]

In talking about his revenge pornography, he explained his penis only looked small in it because Faith was so fat.

Reminder that this is a cope and proven false.

Spoiler: FOUR THUMB WIDTH

 

[Magic Sun Daddy]

Can't wait until he finishes his five day timeout and regales us with the completely true story about how everyone in his cell were hardcore fans of the Killstream.

 

[A Grey Cat]

assuming he doesn't die from xanax withdrawal.

I think it's pretty hard to go to jail in California, and he's going to cry "y'honna.. i got KEEDS in Mehico! They NEED me!". It seems to work for actual Mexicans.

Agreed Chris went to jail cause he was in buttfuck nowhere Virginia and pushed his luck too far with the Barb fucking.


Ralph? He lives in a state that refuses to prosecute shop lifters let alone someone in contempt.

 

[wtfNeedSignUp]

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So the consequences will be:
- Ralph gets free xannies for 5 days
- Gets a teardrop tattoo
- Starts wearing a bandana on stream and talking about how he was in a prison gang

Do they even put you into normal jail for five days? Seems easier just to lock you up in a police station without all the hassle.

 

[Commandant Swordfish]

From Ye 2024, to jail. (Even if it is for 5 days)

Ladies and Guntlemen, the AF Jail arc is going to be interesting. At least Nick may no longer be a virgin at the end of all this.

Total Casino Victory.

The End Of Evangelion - Komm Süsser Tod - Come Sweet Death (HQ)

Fuck youtubeAlso, subscribe; I will be reuploading this if it gets taken down

www.youtube.com

 

[Stephanie Bustcakes]

I hope you achieve total Ralphamale victory by getting slapped with several unaffordable fines and celebrate like you did when you legally bound yourself to the Night Mare.

I’d like go see this as an oil painting. Title: Ralphamale Consooming the Love of His Life