🐟 Fishtank Sam Hyde's Fishtank.live General - Jet Neptune's Little House of Horrors

[Fortyone]

I don't know shit about Sam and his crew, who is Frank Hassle and why is he a big deal?

He's a severely autistic retard whose entire persona is going around and being a dickwad to random people in an attempt to cause a freak out. He infamously got boogie2988 to fire a loaded gun off his front porch in the middle of suburbia because boogie was terrified of Frank.

Frank was basically the top man in MDE for a while after the boogie shit went down, but he's unironically jon level retarded (autistic accent and everything) so he fell off after that.

 

[Sprite Can]

Tbf I've never seen someone give in to sissy hypnosis in real time before so that was an experience

Imo it would be funnier to make him go through some kind of conversion therapy to detroon him than outright kick him off the show. He’s so earnest about all the challenges and drama that I think he’s a good contestant for at least a few more weeks

 

[Polska krowa]

If you had to pick a “winner” so far this show how could it not be Jon? I know Josie will win by existing but Teflon Jon is so ahead of all the other fish based on his actions it’s unreal.

Jon claims that even if he wins, he's losing money by appearing on the show (lol) and that he'll be able to build a brand off the back of this show (lol). I'm hoping that he wins and becomes America's Next Top (J) Lolcow

Edit: just did a quick calculation, and Jon supposedly earns >$90k based on his ramblings

 

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Josie yucking it up with degen pedophiles.

She is defiled, a sex toy for subhuman beta perverts.

 

[Blindeye]

Jon is 100% getting his own thread before the show is even over

 

[Rotollo 2]

Imo it would be funnier to make him go through some kind of conversion therapy to detroon him than outright kick him off the show.

Sam Hyde's masculinity school run by Jon sounds kino

 

[The Blue Morpho]

Man I can't believe I missed so much after I went to bed. Damiel just not even hiding his phone after getting BTFO'd by Jon, who was feeling powered up after taking a grade A beating from Sam and doing street-fighting jumps. Then Damiel is kicked off and Jon is punished with juice on his clothes lol.

I hope Hassle makes Jon cry for driving off Damiel, he was my boy and he was gonna be the perfect villain for the show.

Jon not being a narc for one night challenge: LITERALLY IMPOSSIBLE

 

[Rotollo 2]

I hope Hassle makes Jon cry for driving off Damiel, he was my boy and he was gonna be the perfect villain for the show.

Is he really the perfect villain if he got btfo'd by a stuttering mushmouthed tatetard?

 

[Harvey sheckelburg]

What type of person leaves the recliner extended like this.

 

[The Blue Morpho]

Is he really the perfect villain if he got btfo'd by a stuttering mushmouthed tatetard?

Compared to the rest of these luminaries? Absolutely yes. No one else has been cruel or chaotic like Damiel so far.

Although for whatever reason Jon seemed to hate Vance more than Damiel until Vance said sowwy to him for making fun of him behind his back.

 

[Punished Borzoi]

Is he really the perfect villain if he got btfo'd by a stuttering mushmouthed tatetard?

Damiel was a poor representation of the strongest race. He lost it all with his mutt genetics and was just a thin skinned proto nigger.

 

[Blitzsneed]

I hope Hassle makes Jon cry for driving off Damiel, he was my boy and he was gonna be the perfect villain for the show.

It would be more funny to see Jon making Hassle lose his fucking mind. Unrealistic, but the tard fight will be fun to watch.

 

[Rotollo 2]

It would be more funny to see Jon making Hassle lose his fucking mind. Unrealistic, but the tard fight will be fun to watch.

I could see it happening if Jon no sells Hassle hard enough

 

[Osama Bin Laden]

it’s insane how it’s like a scavenger hunt trying to find updates on this show but it gets 5 pages every 10 minutes

 

[SpruceEater]

If you had to pick a “winner” so far this show how could it not be Jon? I know Josie will win by existing but Teflon Jon is so ahead of all the other fish based on his actions it’s unreal.

When the show was being promoted in the livestreams I really thought they'd pick literal loser bums with drug addictions and missing teeth. IP2 level contestants. But it seems like most of them are just socially anxious pussies wearing masks. It doesn't take much for Jon to take lead when he's the one that talks the most and creates the most content, Damiel was a plant but spent the first few days inside of his bedroom doing nothing. So not sure what his game plan with that was..

 

[Grinrow2]

socially anxious pussies wearing masks

Thats describing damiel

 

[The Entity]

What if someone just went up to Josie and kicked that fucking medicine ball from under her mid bounce?

Josie would be extremely easy to bully. Take away her plushie and toys, force her to sit in a blank room alone, make loud sounds when she doesn't expect it.
But I doubt it will happen since she is a fan favorite and because it would be too much like bullying a retarded autistic child.

 

[Harvey sheckelburg]

Someone rang the doorbell but everyone slept through it.

 

[Osama Bin Laden]

not sure if this has been posted yet but this is my first time seeing it

 

[DOUBLE_WHEEL]

Someone rang the doorbell but everyone slept through it.

the doorbell rings constantly, I think it's tied to a motion sensor and the basement crew also triggers it.