Ethan Ralph's April 24th Contempt Hearing

What happens today?

  • Ralph goes to Jail.

    Votes: 83 16.4%

  • Ralph is penalized without jail.

    Votes: 300 59.4%

  • Ralph wins!

    Votes: 122 24.2%
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MightyBiteySnake said:
On the one hand Ralph has already come close to threatening the judge, and his fatherless behavior patterns will compel him to try and bull dog the judge into doing what he wants to "assert dominance." On the other hand, if one truly believes the Spirit of the Prime Lolcow entered Ralph from Chris on that fateful day then it must follow that Ralph will never ever face the repercussions of his actions much like Chris before him
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What the fuck did I say? The spirit of CWC lives on
 
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ddlloo said:
Imagine Ralph having to do hundreds upon hundreds of hours of community service
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Community service would unironically be a far worse fate for him than jail. Ralph and people like him are like cockroaches, and are thus surprisingly adept at conforming to situations and surroundings that most normal people would consider unbearable. I mean for fuck sake he literally lives in a sheet metal shack in the middle of bum fuck nowhere Mexico.

If he does go to jail, his thought process will literally be 'Das right, I got free lodgings, three meals a day, and all paid fo by these Demacrat cucks, five star days bitch, God's plan!'. However, force him to pick up heroin needles and used condoms on the side of the freeway for a couple of months and that will hurt him. He won't be able to play the tough felon, he won't be able to claim that he's the white man's martyr, he'll just be another dirt poor white trash English-American paying off his debt to society.

Not even the Ralphamale's level of delusional cope will be able to spin that round as a win, he'll definitely claim otherwise publicly, but deep down it'll sting what little pride he has left.
 
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Vickers says the case was dismissed on a "technicality 'and Faith will refile.
 

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I'm not saying that I want Ralph to go to jail (funny as it might be) or that the Vickers aren't retarded, but can someone give me a qrd? If he's legally not allowed to talk about or antagonise Faith as a result of his DVRO, but he both mentioned her directly in the loose pussy tweet and handed (purportedly by proxy) her diary to the Council of Evil, and also talking about her an hour ago, how is this not a violation? Or am I mistaken?
 
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