Ethan Ralph's April 24th Contempt Hearing

[Depressed_Oni]

HAHAHA HES GONMA BE RAPED BY NIGGERS IN JAIL

ME AN MUH CREW BE SHOVING XANNIES DOWN HIS GULLET WIT OUR DICKS!!!

5 *Behind* bar days

 

[Red Facist Bunny]

Soo...may is potentially going to be left alone with a child in mexico?

Jesus fucking christ no

 

[ddlloo]

I hope the judge gives him community service for each violation and that as a result of breaking the restraining order is also banned from seeing Xander. Imagine Ralph having to do hundreds upon hundreds of hours of community service in california all the while unable to earn money through his show or to see his kid. That would be justice.

 

[2ndBest]

He’s gonna try to pick a fight with the biggest person there to try to prove he’s tough and get his teeth kicked in instead.

 

[FamicomGorby]

Ralph will probably just go to jail for like a day and then he can zoom back to Mexico and continue numbing himself with xannie berries.

 

[scallion]

Soo...may is potentially going to be left alone with a child in mexico?

Jesus fucking christ no

Couldn't happen to a better person

 

[BlueArmedDevil]

I'm sure Jim is watching from somewhere and having a good

 

[Ghost of Guntmas Past]

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I love that Ralph is such a brown nosing coward and a narcissist that he thinks:
1. there is a chance the judge will see this video because he is an "internet celebrity"
2. he makes sure to kiss the judge's ass by saying he respects the court

 

[Molag Bal]

The way they both act like a Judge can't read between the lines should put then both in jail.

To be fair that part makes sense. In all things court, you don't want to assume that a judge can or will read between the lines, they will always abuse that to fuck you over. You'll want to be as infantilizing as possible and leave ZERO room to 'misinterpret' things to your detriment.

 

[Elmo]

Soo...may is potentially going to be left alone with a child in mexico?

Jesus fucking christ no

Has been the case since last Friday.

 

[HackerX]

he was already in jail once for punching a cop and it didn't do anything for him

What are you talking about? Jail got him into the best shape of his life and his career in the sektur skyrocketed immediately after getting out.

Obviously it didn't do much for him long term, but Ralph needs a constant nanny-state to watch over him if you want that. Jail was unironically the best thing to ever happen to him.

 

[MightyBiteySnake]

On the one hand Ralph has already come close to threatening the judge, and his fatherless behavior patterns will compel him to try and bull dog the judge into doing what he wants to "assert dominance." On the other hand, if one truly believes the Spirit of the Prime Lolcow entered Ralph from Chris on that fateful day then it must follow that Ralph will never ever face the repercussions of his actions much like Chris before him

 

[deeman]

Soo...may is potentially going to be left alone with a child in mexico?

Jesus fucking christ no

"Ya honna, youz can't send ME to prison you see, i'm married to a pedophile-whore-horse so better let me be there so i can ignore both of 'em some more!"

 

[Near]

I believe in God's plan. He'll get a suspended finger nodding.

 

[William Tyndale]

assuming he doesn't die from xanax withdrawal.

This is a genuine concern and highly likely. I have a friend who is prescribed benzos and he tried to quit cold Turkey not knowing the risks. He had a seizure in the pick-up line at his kid’s school. Thankfully he felt something strange coming on so he was able to put the car in park just before it hit him. His kid had to get out and run to get help. And he was on a much smaller dose than what ethan gobbles down each day so who knows how this ends.

 

[Red Facist Bunny]

"Ya honna, youz can't send ME to prison you see, i'm married to a pedophile-whore-horse so better let me be there so i can ignore both of 'em some more!"

I think ralphs a lot of things but him being around has likely kept the pedophile from acting out, could be wrong but i think its a way worse scenario

 

[stalkerchild]

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Is that Assange?

To be fair that part makes sense. In all things court, you don't want to assume that a judge can or will read between the lines, they will always abuse that to fuck you over. You'll want to be as infantilizing as possible and leave ZERO room to 'misinterpret' things to your detriment.

I think I worded that poorly. I meant the way they play games with private accounts or don't explicitly say someone's name like a Judge has no context to be able to figure out what they are actually doing.

 

[Pigtoad]

Ethan, you can smuggle xanni pills into the jail if you hide them inside your butt.

 

[EyeGuy]

CAUTION: I have created, and featured, a thread about an American possibly going to prison.

MUTT'S LAW WARNING LEVEL: 4

Spoiler

BLACK PENIS

 

[变性黑鬼]

Remember how thin he was the last time he got out? Jail is one of the only things in his entire life that has ever positively contributed to his health. 5 days in a Cali jail would be like a luxury detox retreat for him (assuming he survives the seizures). Reasonably though, I don't think they want to waste the tax money on him, so I voted for no jail time in the poll and- wait- aaaaghh... ugh... what's happening to my mind... AAAGHH NIGGER RAPE DUNGEON NIGGER RAPE DUNGEON NIGGER RAPE DUNGEON