Ethan Ralph's April 24th Contempt Hearing

What happens today?

  • Ralph goes to Jail.

    Votes: 83 16.4%

  • Ralph is penalized without jail.

    Votes: 300 59.4%

  • Ralph wins!

    Votes: 122 24.2%
  • Total voters
    505
  • Poll closed .
Kirklandwarrior said:
I think it's hilarious that after a big win like this, he would want to spend time with his wife and child, but naw he wasn't to go hangout with his internet *new* daddy. Some dumb shit is going to happen and we are going to laugh at it. Also holy shit Ralph is dangerously fat, without the beard and just hearing his labored breathing just from talking is nuts.
Click to expand...
Faith has full custody and I'm pretty sure Ralph is only allowed a couple pre-arranged visits per month by the court. He's gonna get fucking trashed and do something stupid instead.
 
  • Like
Reactions: Kirklandwarrior
Ralph's smartest move is only maintaining contact with weak enemies. He obsesses over daddy Jim, and snipes at him from afar, but he doesn't engage him like the Vickers, Randbot, or Harry(Who is also a weak opponent even though he embarrasses the shit out of Ralph, Morris really let's Ralph keeping acting like a retard), because Metokur completely destroys Ralph's bravado/ego.

Is the pillhead really driving to LA? I was never nervous the kino would end with Ralph getting incarcerated, but I honestly believe the Ralph fun will end with him plowing into a concrete barrier at 80mph.

I don't want it to end so soon boys, Ralph never takes long turning a W into a bigger L.
 
  • Like
  • Agree
Reactions: koos koets, LGHDR+, Justa Grata Honoria and 3 others
34565473567.jpg
 
  • Informative
  • Winner
  • Like
Reactions: koos koets, Rattus Ebrius, AIKA and 17 others
Null said:
I think it's pretty hard to go to jail in California
Click to expand...
MasterBaiter said:
Its California i won't hold my breath over it. They let people with far worse crimes out of jail.
Click to expand...
This is only true if you're not white. Ralph is as white trash as it gets, so if he runs his mouth enough he'll get slapped for sure.

ETA: serves me right for not reading the end of the thread before posting :story:
 
Last edited:
  • Feels
Reactions: LGHDR+, Malaika and LiquidChrisRespecter
So, in a nutshell, Vickers and his retard spawn fucked shit up again.

Color me surprised.

Anomalous Coward said:
I am now a vickers alog
Click to expand...
He's arguably more frustrating than the ragepig at this point. The only silver lining here is that Ralph will fuck up on his own again soon enough.

hawkisnight said:
This is such a big failure on his part. Who needs shyster lawyers like Balldo King when you got chatgpt.
Click to expand...
IIRC, Rekieta predicted a Vickers win.

You can go ahead and add this to his giant and ever growing list of legal predictions that were completely off the mark.
 
  • Informative
  • Like
  • Disagree
Reactions: felted, .iota., LGHDR+ and 2 others
break these cuffs said:
You think this is the first time Vickers had handed Ralph a win with a pro se filing? Newfriend, c'mon now. Learn the lore.
Click to expand...
True, I did forget about this happening before. Looking forward to the victory lap Ralph takes backfiring on him again, though. Get both a Vickers L and a Ralph L.
 
Why wouldn’t vickers bring up ethan’s obvious and admitted drug abuse in the filing? He bragged about wanting to run drugs across the border and he slurs so hard you can barely understand him. Seems to me like it would be a slam dunk and prevent any sort of visitation until he can pass a drug test.
 
  • Like
Reactions: Wine em Dine em 69 em
You must log in or register to reply here.
Back