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Is it over?

  • Yes, I am sad and need a Ben backrub :(

    Votes: 336 31.9%
  • No, we will be back, autism too strong

    Votes: 532 50.5%
  • Cams down until we roll into Bloodgames 2

    Votes: 185 17.6%

  • Total voters
    1,053
Mauro chan is the only chad who makes his bed and washes his penis. You just don't see it because he's only active for 3 hours of the day where 2 of them is spent replenishing his nutrients to go back to slumber and fight the knife ears with Hrothgar in the 4th dimension.
We all know Sam Hyde is controlled oposition set up by the Thalmor to discredit any Pro Imperialist narrative. Many such cases. Obviously it's the Thalmor who keep supplying Sam with rental cars to smash up in his tard rages.
 
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jesus christ simmons is using the stove again
 
One of my favorite things about this has been the complete lack of it, Letty tries hard and is autistically dismissed every time. I know some people have said "they'll fuck eventually, you can't put men and women in a house together and they not fuck!" and I really hope they don't and Letty goes fucking insane over it. But Simmons has been pursuing Jon harder than anyone lately.
Per his stories, Jon is in a 4-year committed relationship and this is the longest they've been apart that entire time. He reads his Bible and withstands Sam Hyde kicks to the face - there is no way he caves to Letty.

I believe Vance also referenced having a girlfriend but maybe he'll go for it and then claim he was "just doing it for the bit, stop making such a big deal out of it."
 
We all know Sam Hyde is controlled oposition set up by the Thalmor to discredit any Pro Imperialist narrative. Many such cases. Obviously it's the Thalmor who keep supplying Sam with rental cars to smash up in his tard rages.
8 divine fag please go "letting the thalmor run secret police in our provinces is how we're gonna win!!!!"
 
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Per his stories, Jon is in a 4-year committed relationship and this is the longest they've been apart that entire time. He reads his Bible and withstands Sam Hyde kicks to the face - there is no way he caves to Letty.

I believe Vance also referenced having a girlfriend but maybe he'll go for it and then claim he was "just doing it for the bit, stop making such a big deal out of it."
Supposed to be a house of weirdo autists yet almost every single one has a gf/bf, really makes you think.
 
Letty: I wonder how sticky the house is going to get!

Jesus, why can't you slobs clean it up? I saw a mop in the hallway. But no, I guess they're going to just complain about the stickiness without addressing it. Also, there's yesterday's garbage still on the living room floor. How hard is it to throw away your trash?
Nobody wants to be the janny. Understandable since once one of them shows weakness and becomes the janny they'll stay as the janny of the house until they are kicked out. The best candidate to clean, a literal tranny Janny, the Chinese man that was gaslighted into using a dress and wig is going to get kicked out :story:.
 
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