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Is it over?

  • Yes, I am sad and need a Ben backrub :(

    Votes: 336 31.9%

  • No, we will be back, autism too strong

    Votes: 532 50.5%

  • Cams down until we roll into Bloodgames 2

    Votes: 185 17.6%
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Thought Himinal said:
I believe Vance also referenced having a girlfriend but maybe he'll go for it and then claim he was "just doing it for the bit, stop making such a big deal out of it."
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it's confirmed he has one.
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BLM white girl antics aside, he would have to be a stupid fuckin moron to choose any of the used up hoes on fishtank over this girl.
 
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I remember after initial plug pulling there was a message of some sort stating they should be back up on the home site by Monday. Any updates since?
 
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Tad Loaf said:
Supposed to be a house of weirdo autists yet almost every single one has a gf/bf, really makes you think.
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Given the success of fishtank I'm guessing they'll have no shortage of applicants for next year's season. They should really go for the most autistic (and single) contestants, basically your average MDE fans.

God willing they'll be able to get a lolcow on like kingcobrajfs, but cobra would go fucking insane if he had to go longer than 5 hours without drinking. Cyrax could theoretically work, but there would be issues with them having an attempted pedophile on the show and he wouldn't want to leave his attic for that long, plus music biz marty would constantly swat the house if he was there.
 
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Fortyone said:
Given the success of fishtank I'm guessing they'll have no shortage of applicants for next year's season. They should really go for the most autistic (and single) contestants, basically your average MDE fans.

God willing they'll be able to get a lolcow on like kingcobrajfs, but cobra would go fucking insane if he had to go longer than 5 hours without drinking.
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They specifically were trying to not find MDE fans I belive they said.
 
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Was I the only one who thought they saw Sam steal a Fishbuck last night? It (I think) or some other paper was on the kitchen island during training and between sets Sam grabbed it and sat down, assumable Jon's. I may have to go back to confirm, but I haven't seen it be mentioned.
 
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Fortyone said:
Like Damiel and Vance? I genuinely think mde fans wouldn't be too bad, they might cease being fans after Sam tortures them a bit. Only issue would be their insistence to scream nigger and jew every few seconds.
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damiel ain't an mde fan. he's jet's friend. twitter just sold him out to jon and fucked up the plant
 
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I don't think we've talked enough about jon sticking his finger down his throat and wretching for 5 minutes after eating some spam. He said something about not eating pork, for religious reasons? But he was eating bacon ealier.
I really don't get what the fuck that was about
 
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Nihil Jung said:
Was I the only one who thought they saw Sam steal a Fishbuck last night? It (I think) or some other paper was on the kitchen island during training and between sets Sam grabbed it and sat down, assumable Jon's. I may have to go back to confirm, but I haven't seen it be mentioned.
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I know he sat his notes down and picked them back up but I didn't see him grab anything else off the kitchen island
 
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Mr Sister said:
I don't think we've talked enough about jon sticking his finger down his throat and wretching for 5 minutes after eating some spam. He said something about not eating pork, for religious reasons? But he was eating bacon ealier.
I really don't get what the fuck that was about
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Well he’s retarded
 
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Pisek said:
The garage has a bigger fan base than Mauro, he's not going to win anyone over by continuing to be a silent blob in the corner. Now he's heading to bed with everyone else still awake, time to get his 14 hours of sleep in.
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You weren't that far off, he just got out of bed due to Jon bursting in the room and talking to him. He WOULD have made it to 14. Too bad he lost out on some beauty sleep and only got a paltry ~12 hrs. I'm sure he will put that sleep & energy to good use by being interesting and forming relationships!!!!
 
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