Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[toilet_rainbow]

The lazy man enchilada that he did with that woman used at least two five pound bags of shreddy cheese. I don't know what's worse, that or the lazy man lasagna that doesn't even use lasagna noodles (but uses two containers of ricotta on top of another five pound bag of mozzarella).

Jack loves cheese so much that even fuckin August the Duck noted that it was weird to see Jack not use (a lot of) cheese in the Party Cheese Salad video. Impressive, given how dense August usually is.

 

[Seymour Duncan]

The only time shredded cheese should be used is if you're cooking for an army and don't have the time to set up the Hobart to shred the blocks of Goverment cheese you got for cheap.

I occasionally buy a very specific bag of pre-shredded store brand emmental because it's actually a very good quality cheese that doesn't have any wood pulp or other extra crap in it (it usually forms into one big loose lump that you have to crumble by hand), it's just the right size for a lot of things so I don't end up with leftovers and it's the same price per pound as the same stuff in a block, so it's just free convenience if I know I'm going to need shredded emmental for whatever. Anything else I'm going to grate myself.

 

[Uh Oh Stinky]

In all his years alive, he has learned nothing and yet approaches everything in life with this critical attitude. It just didn't occur to him that "morsels" would have additional ingredients...like dairy (milk fat). It's fine to not know stuff but it's such a constant with him.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

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In all his years alive, he has learned nothing and yet approaches everything in life with this critical attitude. It just didn't occur to him that "morsels" would have additional ingredients...like dairy (milk fat). It's fine to not know stuff but it's such a constant with him.

How does someone who claims to be such a good cook not know that chocolate has dairy in it?

 

[Falcon Sebben]

I occasionally buy a very specific bag of pre-shredded store brand emmental because it's actually a very good quality cheese that doesn't have any wood pulp or other extra crap in it (it usually forms into one big loose lump that you have to crumble by hand), it's just the right size for a lot of things so I don't end up with leftovers and it's the same price per pound as the same stuff in a block, so it's just free convenience if I know I'm going to need shredded emmental for whatever. Anything else I'm going to grate myself.

It's like the Costco we go to sells mushrooms either whole or sliced. For the longest time the sliced ones were the same price and weight as the whole mushrooms so I'd buy those. Why not? Saves me the time to do so and, like your cheese, it's just mushrooms. When the price went up slightly I'd continue to buy them but when it got to be a dollar more I stopped. Why? It's only a dollar, but at that point it was the principle of it. Why am I paying somebody else to do it for me when I can do it myself? Jagoff however buys them because he's an idiot and a lazy bastard that dumps 10x more cheese on his food than he should.

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In all his years alive, he has learned nothing and yet approaches everything in life with this critical attitude. It just didn't occur to him that "morsels" would have additional ingredients...like dairy (milk fat). It's fine to not know stuff but it's such a constant with him.

Normal people understand that "milk" chocolate contains "milk". Jagoff thinks it's a special kind of chocolate.

How does someone who claims to be such a good cook not know that chocolate has dairy in it?

He's a retard.

 

[Quixotic Man]

How does someone who claims to be such a good cook not know that chocolate has dairy in it?

Expecting Jack to read the back of a package where it says "contains milk."

Thats just much higher expectations than I would ever have for him. He probably thinks 70% Dark Chocolate is 30% sugar and magic.

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

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In all his years alive, he has learned nothing and yet approaches everything in life with this critical attitude. It just didn't occur to him that "morsels" would have additional ingredients...like dairy (milk fat). It's fine to not know stuff but it's such a constant with him.

Jack reminds me of this one guy I know at work who is a complete ass. There is a cookie company that make vegan cookies. The guy shows me a pic of the bag and told me how stupid I was (I’m a vegetarian) because cookies are vegan and I’m buying into leftist politics . He’s like jack not knowing vegans don’t consume milk/diary, and these things go over their heads since these people are smooth brains.
Hell, some people are lactose intolerant and can’t have milk chocolate, but want to have a chocolate chip cookie like everyone else. Ffs

 

[Jack of the Lantern II]

Jack strokes his way through another movie review, this time it's, uh, what's the name of the movie? Hey, did you notice that my good eye is drooping? Weird. Anyway.

ETA: Jack's delivering a double feature today! This time, he's reviewing the secret show, "Night Agent!"

 

[That Damned Tiger]

Jack strokes his way through another movie review, this time it's, uh, what's the name of the movie? Hey, did you notice that my good eye is drooping? Weird. Anyway.

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He's just now noticing that his camera flips things around? I always figured (well not always) that he had mush for brains. And what is Jack's obsession with all things political agendas in film, especially in a film about war as a result of politics?

 

[Tiresome]

He's still fucking using TikTok "and this girl was like, you gotta watch these shows on Netflix!" China's finest product allows Jack to continue to live his fantasy of being an influencer-adjacent queer teenager.

 

[Cherry Dude]

Jack strokes his way through another movie review, this time it's, uh, what's the name of the movie? Hey, did you notice that my good eye is drooping? Weird. Anyway.

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ETA: Jack's delivering a double feature today! This time, he's reviewing the secret show, "Night Agent!"

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Man he's deteriorating. I'm guessing he's dead within the next two years.

 

[Preciate it youtube]

A movie about US occupation of Afghanistan with no political agenda. Sure, fine. I don't care anymore. Come the fuck on and upload a cooking video that was recorded in the past two weeks you piece of shit

 

[p1138]

He's just now noticing that his camera flips things around? I always figured (well not always) that he had mush for brains. And what is Jack's obsession with all things political agendas in film, especially in a film about war as a result of politics?

It's not about politics at all. For Fatty the existence of a gay character in the background of a crowd is a "political agenda". Having an openly gay actor in a movie is also a "political agenda rammed down his throat". Scene in a movie driving down a street in San Francisco and seeing a rainbow bumpersticker on a car? That's another political agenda rammed down his throat".

The reality is he hopes Tammy doesn't notice him getting a boner because he's a closet fag in deep denial.

 

[Doctor of Autism]

He's just now noticing that his camera flips things around? I always figured (well not always) that he had mush for brains. And what is Jack's obsession with all things political agendas in film, especially in a film about war as a result of politics?

To Jack it's a culture war thing where he'd think any clear representation of homosexuality is political, empowerment of women is political, or really anything the typical Anti-SJW would cry about.

 

[Polska krowa]

Anybody who says that should be banned from cooking and dragged to The Hague.

I think its mainly for us bonglanders. The only way to get hold of a chuck steak that isn't pre-diced is to know a butcher, or get lucky at a butchers. Eye of round, how

Jack strokes his way through another movie review, this time it's, uh, what's the name of the movie? Hey, did you notice that my good eye is drooping? Weird. Anyway.

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ETA: Jack's delivering a double feature today! This time, he's reviewing the secret show, "Night Agent!"

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Of course he loved the film about killing mulsims during the war on terror (which wasn't a political thing, btw)

 

[Soggy stone fruit]

Jack strokes his way through another movie review, this time it's, uh, what's the name of the movie? Hey, did you notice that my good eye is drooping? Weird. Anyway.

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"No political agenda" he says talking about a war propaganda movie. He is as stupid as they come. Eat another meat sandwich and be done with it, Jackie.

 

[Rabid Weasels]

The only political agenda i trust comes from butthurt manchildren who have earned lifetime achievement awards in pressure cooking canned slop combined with Great Value meat.

 

[Doctor of Autism]

The only political agenda i trust comes from butthurt manchildren who have earned lifetime achievement awards in pressure cooking canned slop combined with Great Value meat.

Not to mention throw tantrums whether its on TV when their business offer is rejected or over giant cookies not being made on time.

 

[Adamska]

He's occasionally dipped his toe into using other cheeses.

Ricotta for instance whenever he makes some lasagna or whatever. But this is after he mixes it with the sauce so it looks like puke.
Or those times he's used other cheeses because the recipe called for it like feta or gruyere... sorry "growyer" as he calls it. But his go to cheese is anything shredded which comes in a big 5 pound bag. The only time shredded cheese should be used is if you're cooking for an army and don't have the time to set up the Hobart to shred the blocks of Goverment cheese you got for cheap.

I actually really hate whenever he does that with ricotta cheese. The stupid asshole also did this with his comfort food chicago deep dish pizza simply because he actually likes that gross texture to the point where he actively defended it in that video. It's up there with holding burgers sideways so he can taste the filling first in terms of weirdest and most annoying things he does.

Also nice to know he's even less able to remember films now, to the point he can barely even remember the title. I guess his bad eye can't really notice things like explosions anymore either.

 

[densedance]

Movie about the occupation of Afghanistan & probably even sponsored by the DoD
"Movie is not about political Agenda"