🐟 Fishtank Sam Hyde's Fishtank.live General - Jet Neptune's Little House of Horrors

[C. Cactus]

They're talking about Feet Finder now

 

[SpruceEater]

Sylvia doesn't like Jon and wanted to talk shit about him before Letty said she liked him and thinks he's nice. I don't dislike Sylvie for being fat and having stinky armpits but I think she's a bit of a two faced bitch too willing to talk behind peoples backs. She needs to start forming a stronger relationship with one of the more popular fishes or she'll be the first (after Mauro) to get the boot imo.

 

[This Is Violence Now]

Jon again imitating Mr Goldstriker.

 

[Goomatora]

I wanted to post this last night but didn't have access to my computer. After Sam's display of destroying the cabinet doors and closing the fridge door forcefully as a bit, we saw Jon hit the kitchen trash can lid for no apparent reason. YouTube chat went wild asking why Jon was mad, but it clearly was just him imitating Sam's aggressive mannerisms. I knew he was gullible because he's an Andrew Tate fan, but I just could not believe he's that impressionable.

LMAO Jon just Sam larped again right now, it's unbelievably autistic, but I guess I wouldn't expect any less from Jon. He is weetawded after all

 

[12345678901]

Damiel is needed to balance Jon, he is acting extra retarded today.

 

[WTBOnlineFather]

Jon is going to start watching hydewars after this and start to debt max while going on TRT

Oh no kiwisisters, the a-logs are gonna have a field day with an 80 IQ tard unironically debtmaxxing his way under a bridge. The Sam Hyde thread will never recover from this

 

[Enig]

Another day another set of posters here thirsty to have someone besides Simmons have a dong and wear female clothing

 

[timewave0]

What is our final say on whether Josie is a tranny or not? (LIKE if you think troon, DISLIKE if not)

Definetly got a male body but I was blaming her redskin genetics for it. Not sure anymore.

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She looks pretty much indistinguishable from a 15 year old asian boy, but based on her voice I'm pretty sure she isn't a troon. There's only one tranny in the tank right now.

 

[KPO12-43 Again]

Even the hog is getting disgusted with the slop that Jon's cooking right now.

 

[The Blue Morpho]

Jon just tried to do a Goldstriker on the pan. Sam has created a monster, and with no Damiel there to check him that monster is going to go wild.

Really though he's just more annoying now. His attempts to ape Sam are very obviously forced and unnatural and weak sauce compared to the genuine article. He's like a little kid who tosses a throw pillow off the bed during a tantrum thinking he's just messed up the room.

Snoozefest today but that's to be expected after the explosive events of last night.

 

[DOUBLE_WHEEL]

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Marfan syndrome?

 

[apa gapa]

Oh no kiwisisters, the a-logs are gonna have a field day with an 80 IQ tard unironically debtmaxxing his way under a bridge. The Sam Hyde thread will never recover from this

Jon will be the new marky

 

[Panzerfrau]

Oh no they are "cooking" again...
Also piggie's outfit is hilarious

 

[BOTTOM TEXT]

What kind of toy is that thing Josie is playing with?

The fidget spinner? Or this?

 

[DankSmoker]

Marfan syndrome?

Fingers dont seem long enough for that to be the case.

 

[C. Cactus]

Simmons - "You want a lap dance?'
Jon - "No"

 

[Enig]

The fidget spinner? Or this?

This sounds so different without the room reverb, the cartoon sweep noise sounds like something going "YUM YUM" with the noise interference

 

[Mr Sister]

It really feels like there is some genuine sexual tension between Jon and Simmons, even though Jon is acting naive and simmons is acting like he is joking.

 

[Goomatora]

The fidget spinner? Or this?

the one that goes pop pop pop pop pop pop CLICK so on and so forth

 

[This Is Violence Now]

The fidget spinner? Or this?

No he was talking about a different circular toy where you press down all the buttons and then they pop up again.