🐟 Fishtank Sam Hyde's Fishtank.live General - Jet Neptune's Little House of Horrors

[Blitzsneed]

This retard is losing his gourd. Something will happen today, maybe Sam actually screaming his lungs out at Jon to pacify him.

 

[JamusActimus]

Jon is getting too cocky and smug.

He's getting fucked soon trust me.

 

['Ole Dente]

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>kicks the ball, almost hits Josie, knocks the broom over, instantly starts doing push-ups afterwards
Jonbros what the fuck was that?

He out alpha'd the only other male that presented a challenge to him and he's been ousted from the tribe, so now he's big daddy monkey in the house. He's aware nobody will challenge whatever he does, so he feels free to act out in whatever way he wants. Basic primate behaviour.

 

[Mr.Bucket]

Jon reminds me of a guy I used to work with. Lied about everything. Said he was a volunteer firefighter and would come in wearing a different county's firefighter shirt every other week. Said he was joining the NG(and had the little NG-branded backpack at work every day) and going off to basic the next January, never did. Etc. etc. etc.

He didn't have the speech impediment but he *was* from Michigan, so still very much retarded.

 

[noshootpupper]

Vance is miming hitting jon with a bat again, but this time he's using a real stick and cutting it close to Jon's head as he does push-ups, the whoosh of the stick being waved around is audible. You can see him start doing it in the clip below, he gets closer and does it like twenty times over and over until Jon gets back up.



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Caged Twiger vs Drummer boy. Winner fights Goldstriker.

 

[Lowercase I internet]

Jon is such a little tryhard and has been from day 1. Cast all the stones you want, Jonsimps, he sucks and even chat agrees. Josiesimps are worse but not by much.



Nope, Jon is just imitating Sam's mannerisms now and its very forced and boring.

I’m sorry Damiel got kicked off the show by the retard. If it makes you feel any better you have at least three more weeks stuck with Jon.

 

[Rayce Farelle]

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>kicks the ball, almost hits Josie, knocks the broom over, instantly starts doing push-ups afterwards
Jonbros what the fuck was that?

Apwil twenty-fowth. I gottaw get in shape. Too much sitting has wuined my body. Too much abuse has gone on fow too wong. Fwom now on thewe will be 50 pushups each mowning, 50 puwups. Thewe wiw be no more piws, no mowe bad food, no more destwoyers of my body. Fwom now on will be total owganization. Evwy muswe must be tight.

 

[Got Milk!]

Sylvia's tomato cosplay is a bold choice.

She looks like a literal red flag now.

New merch is already out

 

[Sneedifarms]

I sense a market correction incoming tonight. Better sell your $JON while you still can.

 

[Sneed or Death]

I think Mauro is lowest on the totem pole of people getting messages on TTS. Since we last had TTS, almost everyone's socials and some nudes have come out. In all of that I've seen, almost none has been Mauro. And considering they cost $30 at the absolute bare minimum, I doubt he'll get much. Maybe like "Sylvia you're a fat whore with rough tits. Mauro you're fat too" or something.

He was getting roasted pretty badly on the day TTS was on in the morning but he was covering his face with a pillow on his bed and didn't really give much of a reaction so it didn't last long. Wonder how far the lethargic strategy will get him.

 

[Panzerfrau]

What is that mystery glop Jon found in the drawer and started eating?

 

[Mr.Bucket]

WTF are they trying to break off of the ceiling now?

 

[The Blue Morpho]

I’m sorry Damiel got kicked off the show by the retard. If it makes you feel any better you have at least three more weeks stuck with Jon.

Jon won't fuck you he has a totally real girlfriend/fiance/wife of 4 yeaws waiting fow him at home.

 

[CoolGuy69_]

What is our final say on whether Josie is a tranny or not? (LIKE if you think troon, DISLIKE if not)

Definetly got a male body but I was blaming her redskin genetics for it. Not sure anymore.

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bro its an obvious male... 0 T or A. And just look at that man mug. Also, natives were not 6 feet tall. lmao

 

[Mr Sister]

If anything, the producers should keep trying to amplifying this energy jon has. Make him more annoying to the other contestants than the sharks could ever be

 

[jallsballs]

What is that mystery glop Jon found in the drawer and started eating?

i think he crushed up a bag of ramen and added something to it in a plastic bag

 

[Blitzsneed]

If anything, the producers should keep trying to amplifying this energy jon has. Make him more annoying to the other contestants than the sharks could ever be

When TTS comes back and someone mentions that Jon was the reason Damiel left, it will be the spark that ignites the oil puddle.

 

[Kong Strong]

Jon is such a little tryhard and has been from day 1. Cast all the stones you want, Jonsimps, he sucks and even chat agrees. Josiesimps are worse but not by much.



Nope, Jon is just imitating Sam's mannerisms now and its very forced and boring.

It's not forced though, his feeble mind can't force it. I don't even think he knows why he is doing it lol

 

[TheTourist]

It's not forced though, his feeble mind can't force it. I don't even think he knows why he is doing it lol

Jon is so precious because he's barely there. Basically an NPC. I adore that little idiot.

 

[WelfareNiggerQueen]

I just got done taking a shit and came back to Jon tard-raging and smashing shit.

I must have missed something.

He cast away Top G for Sam.

Sam should start a cult.