🐟 Fishtank Sam Hyde's Fishtank.live General - Jet Neptune's Little House of Horrors

['Ole Dente]

I’m sorry Damiel got kicked off the show by the retard.

If Sam is smart, he'll bring Damiel back for the 3rd week as a redemption but if he wins, he gets only half. Then orchestrate Damiel winning, thereby only having to pay half the promised winnings and still providing A+ content.

Solid, top tier jewish moves right there, Sam. You should hire me, for I study the enemy.

 

[Sneedifarms]

If anything, the producers should keep trying to amplifying this energy jon has. Make him more annoying to the other contestants than the sharks could ever be

exactly how amped up do we want jon's ego though? i'm more of an equal opportunity suffering guy, i want all of them to be as miserable as each other. can't turn the show into jon tardrages while 6 NPCs live in squalor.

 

[Polska krowa]

Jon won't fuck you he has a totally real girlfriend/fiance/wife of 4 yeaws waiting fow him at home.

Ywou dwon't kno hwer, shwe's inna diffawent fwishtank

Edit: they left the fucking gas on again

 

[SpruceEater]

After making his statement, King Jon starts to meditate whilst his subordinates relegate themselves to the corner.

 

[Famke]

Is Josie packing up her shit or was she just doing laundry?

 

[Blitzsneed]

Is Josie packing up her shit or was she just doing laundry?

Doing laundry.

 

[CoolGuy69_]

Is Josie packing up her shit or was she just doing laundry?

HIS shit up.

 

[Enig]

Doing laundry.

Officially smarter than Letty and her stank ass lettin all the boys shit in her toilet without flushing

 

[Love Machine]

Basically if you arent rooting for the stim queen and crypto king. youve made the wrong choice.

 

[afternoon_tea]

Jon is just begging to get knocked down a couple of pegs. I wonder who will be the one to do it.

 

[Star Platinum]

He's aware nobody will challenge whatever he does, so he feels free to act out in whatever way he wants. Basic primate behaviour.

he's made a serious oversight: his overzealous behavior is putting one jungle monkey in a self-defense situation.

 

[Dropsies]

Mauro kind reminds me of a pacman frog with how fat and lethargic he is

 

[No Face]

 

[Spruce Supremacist]

Jon, after proving himself as being the dominant male of the house, has claimed the living room for himself, forcing everyone else to camp in the hallway, away from his marked territory.

 

[luigismanslave]

Jon is just begging to get knocked down a couple of pegs. I wonder who will be the one to do it.

that was damiel's job but twitterfaggots snitched to the snitch

 

[Retink Retunk]

Why'd they move the couch?

 

[Mr Sister]

Why'd they move the couch?

teh lulz

 

[Enig]

Why'd they move the couch?

They honestly believe that blocking the door will keep sharks and Sam out since they apparently haven't noticed them coming from the basement before

 

[This Is Violence Now]

Sigma male Jon asked Letty to come down and be with him.

 

[Retink Retunk]

Sigma male Jon asked Letty to come down and be with him.

Then proceeds to try and mount femboy Simmons.