Megathread The Handmaidens - Dedicated to the women dedicated to serving their misogynistic transgender masters

[Varsha Nagini]

This entire video of Piers Morgan hosting a short discussion with a handmaiden and quite possibly the most spray tanned individual I've seen in a minute.
Everything that dribbles out of Ava's mouth is retarded and her smug facial expressions make me want to fedpost

Would archive but it's taking forever, still tho, primo example of a traitor to the sex.

 

[mmm semen]

Suckers idolizing mutilated penis.

 

[FinnSven]

This entire video of Piers Morgan hosting a short discussion with a handmaiden and quite possibly the most spray tanned individual I've seen in a minute.
Everything that dribbles out of Ava's mouth is retarded and her smug facial expressions make me want to fedpost

Would archive but it's taking forever, still tho, primo example of a traitor to the sex.

Piers Morgan is a shill and a wankball.
The various idiots who go on his show to try to explain why he is wrong only succeed in making themselves look worse than him however.

 

[Dambusters' Dog II]

Since when do normal women walk around with a purse full of Tampax to hand out?!

Big fucking X to doubt that “normal thing lotsa women do!”

Like what’s the male equivalent here.

Some comedians are so good they can anticipate real-life events, like men carrying tampons to hand out to women:

That was Barry Humphries, (a.k.a. Dame Edna) playing his boorish and sexually inappropriate character Les Paterson. We really are living in a clown world, where comedy turns into real life.

To get back to the main topic, I think the ground work for the handmaidens was laid by advice columnists in newspapers and magazines. Women would write in saying "I returned unexpectedly early from a trip to find my husband wearing my bra and panties and admiring himself in the mirror. What do I do?" and receive a reply like "Your husband is a transvestite and is perfectly heterosexual. Just let him do what he wants." Claire Rayner, the guest on the right in the above clip, was one of these columnists, and though she meant well she contributed to this pathological "niceness" to AGPs that's lead to the present situation.

 

[This ruined Sonic]

Grabbed a bunch of videos for the Mulvaney thread, so enjoy these dipshits I found while I was at it.



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Did... Did this handmaiden just compare trannies to Satan? I mean, you said it, not me. As someone who hates gender ideology with a burning passion I think this is a little too harsh to transgenders, no?

 

[monstrous bubo]

Did... Did this handmaiden just compare trannies to Satan? I mean, you said it, not me. As someone who hates gender ideology with a burning passion I think this is a little too harsh to transgenders,

I’m sure Satan is thrilled too.

 

[Dr.Troonenstein]

Found us a furry handmaiden;

Her banner image, it’s pure gold;

 

[Tangled Headphones]

Found us a furry handmaiden;
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Her banner image, it’s pure gold;
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I love that gender ideology has made it so you can date men and still call yourself a lesbian. I have seen many "lesbians" who just loovee girls, they're like, so gay!!! And then they're dating an mtf.

 

[Aero the Alcoholic Bat]

Found us a furry handmaiden;
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Her banner image, it’s pure gold;
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I would have doubted that SHE was actually a biological woman were it not for the fact that she spelled it out in her bio.

Also, darn you for not archiving like you should.

https://twitter.com/KendallRaine

https://twitter.com/KendallRaine*: Keni (@KendallRaine) / Twitter

twitter.com

archive.is

Here's her updated profile. Turns out she's slowly being infected by the mind-virus, and is beginning to experiment with identifying as a nonbinary alien hermaphrodite with a barbie doll crotch.

 

[This ruined Sonic]

Found us a furry handmaiden;
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Her banner image, it’s pure gold;
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Ah yes, the typical far-leftist argument of "shut the fuck up!!!11!!!" Do these people think that it actually works on anyone at all? Not only is it such a stupid and juvenile thing to say, not only can it easily be turned on them, but they also basically admit that their opponent has already won the argument and the only way they can turn things around is to shut their opponent up.

 

[FarmVille]

furry with they/them in their bio is about 30 minutes from installing a rot dog

 

[Dr.Troonenstein]

I would have doubted that SHE was actually a biological woman were it not for the fact that she spelled it out in her bio.

Also, darn you for not archiving like you should.

https://twitter.com/KendallRaine

https://twitter.com/KendallRaine*: Keni (@KendallRaine) / Twitter

twitter.com

archive.is

Here's her updated profile. Turns out she's slowly being infected by the mind-virus, and is beginning to experiment with identifying as a nonbinary alien hermaphrodite with a barbie doll crotch.

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Sorry. I took the screenshots three years ago during the summer of 2020 (her twitter was naturally full of pro-BLM/Antifa/ACAB shit). Back then, I was just a lurker at KF and when I took the screenshots, I guess I just kinda forgot about them until recently when I rediscovered them while clearing some shit off my phone.

So the troon-loving sellout is on her way to becoming a troon herself eh? Can’t say I’m surprised since garden-variety dykes & fags aren’t that special anymore (some even say they’re pretty much the white people of the alphabet gang), so they have to find new ways to feel “special” & “unique” & fit into the woke collective.

 

[ASeabear8952]

Found this gem right here.

https://twitter.com/bethylamine

#TERFList is currently trending on Twitter. Turns out she’s created an entire GitHub of TERF Twitter accounts (40,000 and counting!) for people to block with the help of her What Is A Woman Bot.

 

[NoReturn]

Found this gem right here.

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https://twitter.com/bethylamine

#TERFList is currently trending on Twitter. Turns out she’s created an entire GitHub of TERF Twitter accounts (40,000 and counting!) for people to block with the help of her What Is A Woman Bot.

Her username is a play on meth.
Meth = N-methyl-1-phenylpropan-2-amine
but her name is "Beth" so she did N-bethyl-1-phenylpropan-2-amine

 

[Kars den Karb]

Found this gem right here.

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https://twitter.com/bethylamine

#TERFList is currently trending on Twitter. Turns out she’s created an entire GitHub of TERF Twitter accounts (40,000 and counting!) for people to block with the help of her What Is A Woman Bot.

I was interested in the stock answer her bot uses because I don't think a single tranny has ever seriously answered that question. Unfortunately, it was the tautology "a woman is an adult female person" that Matt Walsh already roasted in the doc.

The bot also tries to obfuscate the question with pretension about how it's "ontological, not biological," which, great - still need to provide an answer.

 

[Slideshow Bill]

she is an enby who lopped off her tits to get rid of evil spirits.

They make medication for that. You know, when the demons in your titties whisper dark things to you at night.

 

[Panzerfrau]

Found this gem right here.

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https://twitter.com/bethylamine

#TERFList is currently trending on Twitter. Turns out she’s created an entire GitHub of TERF Twitter accounts (40,000 and counting!) for people to block with the help of her What Is A Woman Bot.

Why do you guys think it's an actual woman?

 

[Dambusters' Dog II]

Her username is a play on meth.
Meth = N-methyl-1-phenylpropan-2-amine
but her name is "Beth" so she did N-bethyl-1-phenylpropan-2-amine

Thank you for that explanation. Someone needs to tell these spergs that humour isn't when you feel smug about recognising something.

 

[Hongourable Madisha]

Piers Morgan is a shill and a wankball.
The various idiots who go on his show to try to explain why he is wrong only succeed in making themselves look worse than him however.

Ash Sarkar being another such ball-palming handmaiden example. And India Willoughby's cohosts of Loose Women.

I don't know if they're still around, but a few years back there was some bunch of pretentious AGPs called The Degenderettes who did art projects like painting various weapons in the trans flag colours (and then threatening actual lesbians with them).
My favourite one of theirs was a photo series where some handmaiden was donating blood, like from a vein in her arm, so that one of the troons could smear it on his crotch and pretend he was having a period, while eyefucking the camera.

 

[Sissyagamben]

The best piece of work that has ever been written in the history of mankind--(((vagina monologue)))--has turned handmaiden promptly in 2004. No one ever expected much out of Eve Ensler, but this is still funny. She wrote this bit, "They Beat the Girl Out of My Boy...Or so They Tried." So very beautiful
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Spoiler: Full text

At five years old

I was putting my baby sister’s

diapers on.

I saw her vagina.

I wanted one.

I wanted one.

I thought it would grow

I thought I would open

I ached to belong

I ached to smell

like my mother

her sweet aroma lived in my hair

on my hands, in my skin

I ached to be pretty

Pretty

I wondered why I was missing my

Bathing suit top at the beach

Why I wasn’t dressed like the other girls

I ached to be completed

I ached to belong

To twirl the baton

They assigned me a sex

The day I was born.

It’s as random as being adopted

or a being assigned a hotel room on the 30th floor.

It has nothing to do with who you are

Or your fear of heights.

But in spite of the apparatus

I was forced to carry around

I always knew I was a girl.

They beat me for it.

They beat me for crying.

They pummeled me for wanting

To touch

To pet

To hug

To help

To hold

Their hands

For trying to fly in church

like Sister Batrell

For doing cartwheels.

Crocheting socks

For carrying purses to kindergarten

They kicked the shit out of me every day

On my way to school.

In the park

They smashed my

Magic marker painted nails

They punched my lipsticked mouth

They beat the girl

out of my boy.

Or they tried.

So I went underground.

I stopped playing the flute

“Be a man, stand up for yourself

Go punch him back.”

I grew a full beard.

It was good I was big.

I joined the Marines

“Suck it up and drive on.”

I became duller.

Jaded.

Sometimes cruel.

Butch it

Butch it

Butch it up.

Always clenched, inaccurate,

Incomplete.

I ran away from home

From school

From boot camp.

Ran to Miami

Greenwich village

Aleutian islands

New Orleans.

I found gay people

Wilderness lesbians

Got my first hormone shot

Got permission to be myself

To transition

To travel

To immigrate

350 hours of hot needles

I would count the male particles as they died

16 man hairs gone.

The feminine is in your face

I lift my eyebrows more

I’m curious

I ask questions.

And my voice

Practice practice

It’s all about resonance

Sing song sing song

Men are monotone and flat

Southern accents are really excellent

Jewish accents really help.

“Hello my friend”

And my vagina is so much friendlier

I cherish it

It brings me joy

The orgasms come in waves

Before they were jerky

I’m your girl next door

My Lt. Colonel father ending

Up paying for it.

My vagina

My mother was worried

what people would think

of her

That she made this happen

Until I came to church

And everyone said you have a beautiful

Daughter.

I got to be soft

I am allowed to listen

I am allowed to touch

I am able to

To receive.

To be in the present tense

People are so much nicer to me now

I can wake up in the morning

Put my hair in a pony tail

A wrong was righted.

I am right with God.

It’s like when you’re trying to sleep

And there is a loud car alarm–

When I got my vagina, it was like someone

Finally turned it off.

I live now in the female zone

but you know how people feel about

immigrants.

They don’t like it when you come from someplace else.

They don’t like it when you mix.

They killed my boyfriend

They beat him insanely as he slept

With a baseball bat

They beat this girl

Out of his head.

They didn’t want him

Dating a foreigner

Even though she was pretty

And she listened and was kind.

They didn’t want him falling in love

With ambiguity.

They were scared he’d get lost.

They were that terrified of love.

Literary Critique:
To save your time, I put my choice text in regular format. The beauty is not lost though.
It opens strongly with:

At five years old. I was putting my baby sister’s diapers on. I saw her vagina. I wanted one. I wanted one. I thought it would grow. I thought I would open.

Very (((classy!))) Reminds me of that Netfl*x show (((my unorthodox life))), tried to watch it but within 2 minutes the mom of the wife is asking about details of her sex life with the husband. You see, they are just like you and me really, we are not that different after all. Once you get to really know them you will grow to love them, trust me


tranny persona has this to say after getting a stink ditch:

A wrong was righted. I am right with God.

Wonder who their god is...

And my voice practice practice. It’s all about resonance. Sing song sing song. Men are monotone and flat. Southern accents are really excellent. Jewish accents really help.

So Truuuuuuu

I live now in the female zone. but you know how people feel about immigrants. They don’t like it when you come from someplace else.

Trannies are the niggos of the women