🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

[FamicomGorby]

And he does this just before going into court for DVRO violations. For Internet clout from about 3 dozen homonculi that still follow him.

Brilliant.

Are we going to get the Contempt Of Court Arc, boyos?

Maybe he thinks it's like double jeopardy where he can only get charged for it once so it the DVRO doesn't matter anymore.

 

[Post Reply]

FAITH BREAKUP LETTER

I can't decide whether this is Faith's come-to-Jesus moment where she articulates just how royally she fucked up picking Ethan, or if she's just twisting the knife.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

I can't decide whether this is Faith's come-to-Jesus moment where she articulates just how royally she fucked up picking Ethan, or if she's just twisting the knife.

Both.

 

[Fornicario]

I can't decide whether this is Faith's come-to-Jesus moment where she articulates just how royally she fucked up picking Ethan, or if she's just twisting the knife.

Why not both?

 

[Hypervitaminosis]

Violating a DVRO moments before heading into a courtroom because you violated said DVRO already, is a Ralphamale move you simply wouldn't be able to comprehend.

 

[Post Reply]

Violating a DVRO moments before heading into a courtroom because you violated said DVRO already, is a Ralphamale move you simply wouldn't be able to comprehend.

The Ralphamale is practicing 4 dimensional law, we mere mortals can barely comprehend his ways.

 

[SpergioLeonne]

Faith has very masculine handwriting

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

I can't decide whether this is Faith's come-to-Jesus moment where she articulates just how royally she fucked up picking Ethan, or if she's just twisting the knife.

She wrote this when pantsu announced being pregnant.

 

[bile demon]

Getting gunted has done wonders for the sow's handwriting, this letter was pretty readable while the diary seemed like it was written in cuneiform. If she gets back with Ralph and pops out one or two more guntlings, she could pursue a career as a calligraphist.

 

[Mr E. Grifter]

Violating a DVRO moments before heading into a courtroom because you violated said DVRO already, is a Ralphamale move you simply wouldn't be able to comprehend.

To then walk out of court without anything is fucking insane, utterly transcendent.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

The video outside court is hilarious. Those sunglasses look like he bought them for Xander, they’re so tiny compared to his fat head.

 

[Sneedfully and Peacefully]

The video outside court is hilarious. Those sunglasses look like he bought them for Xander, they’re so tiny compared to his fat head.

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Imagine this is what rolls up to court in person after the last time you saw him he was a greying tumbleweed-haired man in his 30s

 

[Cornelius James]

Nothing like an ice-cold beer at 9:30 in the morning. Quit drinking? The Ralphamale ain't no quitter.

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[Mr E. Grifter]

So Faith filed pro-se?
They kept that quiet, that's fucking so retarded.

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

So Faith filed pro-se?
They kept that quiet, that's fucking so retarded.

nah, I think Null mentioned it in the last podcast, something like Vickers was so sure of their win that they dumped the lawyer, idiots.

 

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

nah, I think Null mentioned it in the last podcast, something like Vickers was so sure of their win that they dumped the lawyer, idiots.

How retarded do you have to be?

Vickers The Hare: wow I'm gonna easily win this race, perfect time for a little nap.

 

[KneeLengthCock]

nah, I think Null mentioned it in the last podcast, something like Vickers was so sure of their win that they dumped the lawyer, idiots.

Yakub be praised for white trash court battles. The corn must flow.

 

[Mr E. Grifter]

nah, I think Null mentioned it in the last podcast, something like Vickers was so sure of their win that they dumped the lawyer, idiots.

That's doubly dumb considering Ralph stringing this shit out might have left him in the hook for court costs. Utter lunacy.

 

[Franz Joseph]

The video outside court is hilarious. Those sunglasses look like he bought them for Xander, they’re so tiny compared to his fat head.

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He looks like a bull dyke.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

He looks like a bull dyke.

Marilyn Manson arc when?