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Will the "MMA" fight between Gabe Hoffman and Ethan Ralph 🐷 happen?

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I managed to watch the start of the Vickers cope stream, it was worse than usual so 20 minutes of unfunny guffawing was all I could manage.

It sounds like they can just refile.

From my perspective though, this gives Ralph enough of a reprieve to either string this out  again or to successfully hire a lawyer.

That said, this is a total alog victory. The stress from the trial alone seems to take a huge toll on Ralph, plus we are likely to see him sperg out even more.

Plus, it makes Vickers look like an arrogant buffoon as per. He shouldn't have gone to the Spectree school of law.
 
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Malaika said:
This man does not have a genuine bone in his body. At the start he seems sincere, showing a bit of worry, being a little humble before the pig monster finally comes out and he starts lying. Claiming he's going to court because he tried to see his son, no, you fat pig, you are going to court for having a big fucking mouth. You violated your DVRO because you're a dumb hog who gets off on crossing lines.

And then there's the "Muh Sawn" routine, you're just a disgusting monster who can't even love his own. You never just talk about how nice it was to see him, or how you look forward to seeing him again, no, it's always in the context of "I'm forcing my way into his life and you can't stop me Vickers Ghyahahaha" and openly admitting that your only seeing you're son because your detractors bullied you into it, as if that's some kind of own to them.

You could've seen Xander everyday if you didn't cheat on Faith with May. You'd not have to flee the country like a coward if you didn't rack up debt and criminal offenses wherever you go, your life could've been so much better if you just stopped being a slave to your goblin impulses. The only thing in your life that you don't do out of spite is eat, every other action you do is designed to piss someone off. Including seeing your son who called you a bitch to your face by naming you after a female blue dog.
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Man.. i wish i could still get that fired up over this fat retard.
 
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Mr E. Grifter said:
The stress from the trial alone seems to take a huge toll on Ralph, plus we are likely to see him sperg out even more.
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He's smug now.

Until he realises this simply means double the travel expenses, delaying the inevitable sword of Damocles and giving Meigh another opportunity to come to her senses.
 
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John Andrews Stan said:
Eugh, that’s another two body parts you know he doesn’t clean. We can scarcely fathom how absolutely crawling in germs and literal human shit this person is.
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Mr E. Grifter said:
Ralph's now claiming he just wanted to see the Vickers fail, but next time he'll have a lawyer.

What kind of mental gymnastics does this nigga need to do, he got lucky. He's got a knack for getting lucky. Why even try and cope and say this was all part of the plan.
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It’s a habit he formed all the way back when he constantly got dunked on in elementary school.

The gunt isn’t a thinking/planning creature, but a feeling/reacting one
 
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Hypervitaminosis said:
Violating a DVRO moments before heading into a courtroom because you violated said DVRO already, is a Ralphamale move you simply wouldn't be able to comprehend.
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Violating a DVRO moments before heading into a courtroom because you violated said DVRO already, and then having the court pretend like you never violated it at all by dismissing the charge, that is true Ralphamale energy right there.
 
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NicoFountaine said:
Can't insert the image for some reason but I'm referring to Ralph's Tweet:

"They better hope I never have nothing to lose"
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Let's speculate, what would the Ralphamale do if he ever has nothing to lose?

I expect him going full hobo mode hollering outside of Josh's mom house until she tosses him a quarter for him to buy some moonshine.
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I expect he'd still cower like a bitch since he has fuck all now, he'd thank whoever or whatever took whatever is left from him like a bitch
AncientPhosphur said:
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First chatGPT no longer gets to produce legal work and now EsoShaggy is banned off twitter. Ralph might now need an actual lawyer.
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Oh no, no one make tons of esoshaggy alts to make it impossible for gunt to find the real one, no one do that! That'd be extremely mean
 
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