🐟 Fishtank Sam Hyde's Fishtank.live General - Jet Neptune's Little House of Horrors

[Master Wel]

It's going to be crazy when Jon is crucified and dies for our sins next week.

 

[Mr.Bucket]

Eyyyy grocery delivery.

 

[Enig]

Another food drop, another wave of shit they will burn on fire or forget in some weird spot for three days and still contemplate eating

 

[CoolFool]

Letty: You should spank Vance's ass with the bible!
Jon: What is with your (dirty?) mind?

Letty is trying to court Jon but Jon doesn't care.

 

[DankSmoker]

I'm surprised it took this long for a fort to be built, looking forward to it getting the Goldstriker treatment.

 

[Mr.Bucket]

Lol Jet telling them to hide shit with logos on it when not being used.

 

[Sneedifarms]

Letty: You should spank Vance's ass with the bible!
Jon: What is with your (dirty?) mind?

Letty is trying to court Jon but Jon doesn't care.

spanking other men sounds more like her trying to get the homoeroticism her sick mind needs to get off.

 

[Mr.Bucket]

Lol hot pockets and breakfast sandwiches but no microwave.

 

[Kirby vacuums]

Oh they got pocky for the josiecels

 

[Rakovnik]

Another food drop, another wave of shit they will burn on fire or forget in some weird spot for three days and still contemplate eating

That's why they got Jon multiple packs of bacon, him setting the fire alarm off is the most efficient way to wake them all up

 

[DOUBLE_WHEEL]

After seeing how these people exist I would not let myself within 50 feet of any of them at any time.

It's impossible to tell in the world who is and isn't an idiot, you probably already interact with many people just like the people living in this house everyday.

 

[Fat Gay Riker]

How many hours until that oven pan is ruined when any of them try to "bake"?

 

[Christ4President2024]

WELCOME TO HELLHOUSE...
I hope you like plenty of delicious treats, steaks, and other plentiful groceries

 

[jallsballs]

Lol hot pockets and breakfast sandwiches but no microwave.

youre supposed to cook them in the oven

 

[GatorAids]

There better be a wedding arc with Jon as the official so he can tell us about twue wove and mawwiage

 

[Gold Star Commissar]

Lol hot pockets and breakfast sandwiches but no microwave.

And they’re so fucking excited. They haven’t figured it out yet.

 

[Anti Snigger]

Lol hot pockets and breakfast sandwiches but no microwave.

They'll just cook it in a pan like they've been doing

 

[TheGreatDodongus]

Lol hot pockets and breakfast sandwiches but no microwave.

They have a stove and a frying pan, don't they? Sounds like a joke, but we've all seen how Simmons reheats pizza. There will absolutely be frying pan hot pockets within the next 48 hours.

 

[MidZeRo]

Reminds me of something I read about how increased division of labor negatively impacts the retarded for some reason

They can only do one thing at a time and get super comfy with doing it. We had a sped cart pusher. Was like 24 with the mind of 14 year old. Literally couldn't do ANYTHING ELSE but piss me off for 8 hours NOT getting the fucking carts because he was just smart enough and asshole enough to know he wouldn't get fired.

About the only time I had respect for him was during an inventory. We borrowed a bunch of people from other stores. He spent like 10 minutes trying to pick up this Latina, talking about PS3 and all these games he played. He offered to give her his gamertag so they could keep in touch.

Granted this was 10 minutes he should've been doing his fucking job, but I'll put some respect on his name for not being Chris Chan and going out to find a woman.

 

[Mr.Bucket]

And they’re so fucking excited. They haven’t figured it out yet.

Jon did say that they didn't have a microwave after he found the hot pockets.