🐟 Fishtank Sam Hyde's Fishtank.live General - Jet Neptune's Little House of Horrors

[retard strength]

Seeing a lot more junk food than the last grocery haul I caught, maybe they were bitching during the basement interviews today about surviving off hot chips and unseasoned burnt meat.

 

[KPO12-43 Again]

I really hope they take the plastic off of those hot pockets before it goes in the oven

 

[Gold Star Commissar]

They have a stove and a frying pan, don't they? Sounds like a joke, but we've all seen how Simmons reheats pizza. There will absolutely be frying pan hot pockets within the next 48 hours.

They threw the whole box in the oven first with the pizza. I wouldn’t be surprised if they leave the plastic wrap on the hot pockets when they stick them in the oven.

 

[Sneedifarms]

I really hope they take the plastic off of those hot pockets before it goes in the ovenView attachment 5084513

they won't and the BPA will make sissy simmons a reality.

 

[jallsballs]

I really hope they take the plastic off of those hot pockets before it goes in the oven

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regardless theres still probably some adhesive left on the pan after they pulled the label off and didnt wash it

 

[Enig]

"Guys please don't leave brand logos sitting in front of the camera" and then Sylvia wanders off leaving two 12 packs visible from a mile away sitting there

 

[Anti Snigger]

Someone just described Jet as "half-Croation half-human" and I can't stop laughing at it

 

[CoolFool]

Why exactly are they getting a ton of good food on a show where it's supposed to be harsh and torturous?

 

[Sneedifarms]

Why exactly are they getting a ton of good food on a show where it's supposed to be harsh and torturous?

giving people good food that they can't eat because of their own ineptitude is funny.

 

[Enig]

Why exactly are they getting a ton of good food on a show where it's supposed to be harsh and torturous?

>junk food and shit steak cuts
>good

 

[Giant Machine]

I think them buying the house fresh and healthy food instead of goyslop would be even more funny. They'd actually have to attempt to cook it as opposed to microwaving something.

 

[Gold Star Commissar]

God fucking dammit, Simmons. Preheat the fucking oven you mongoloid.

 

[Fat Gay Riker]

I think them buying the house fresh and healthy food instead of goyslop would be even more funny. They'd actually have to attempt to cook it as opposed to microwaving something.

And we've already seen this hilarious results. How you make Kay look like a Michelin-Star Chef is beyond me.

Also they're just now realizing how long the hot pockets take in the oven lol

Edit to avoid doubleposting: The Shopping Cart Theory has nothing on the Breaking Down Your Cardboard Theory.

 

[CoolFool]

>junk food and shit steak cuts
>good

By good I mean food they actually want to eat. Why not give them a bunch of fresh fruits and veggies or some shit we know they won't like?

 

[Cherry Dude]

And we've already seen this hilarious results. How you make Kay look like a Michelin-Star Chef is beyond me.

Also they're just now realizing how long the hot pockets take in the oven lol

We need Scalfani in this house to make some GUD MEAT right away. He'd make something delicious with that rotting roast beef. Maybe year old brisket chili would be on the menu.

 

[Lame Entropy]

I think they came to understand the level of retardation they’re dealing with so they got them a bunch of premade crap that autists can prepare on their own. There’s no show if your contestants are sick and we already saw Jon eat rotting meat a mere week in.

 

[Delilah Radio Show]

Mauro attempting to break down a box by tearing it into pieces is hilarious.

 

[KPO12-43 Again]

Fucking called it lmao

 

[Gold Star Commissar]

Lol, fucking hell. They had to teach them how to cook hot pockets.

 

[Enig]

They had to send someone in to tell Simmons to not use the microwave sleeves ffs
"we hawve to wawch youw ass twenty fouw seven don't we" - Jon