🐟 Fishtank Sam Hyde's Fishtank.live General - Jet Neptune's Little House of Horrors

[Gold Star Commissar]

is jon beating a faggot with the bible sacrilegious or based?

Yes.

 

[Enig]

I demand a new fishtoy that blasts gachimuchi quotes in order to prove Jon's super straightness

 

[Fat Gay Riker]

How did these niggers make it out of highschool?

No Child Left Behind

 

[JengaJimothy]

Letty is trying to flirt with Jon inside the fort by tickling his foot. Jon told Letty earlier that there is "no dirty time in the fort". He's mad that she's doing it anyways and telling Simmons to go inside the fort and deal with Letty. Lol Letty keeps getting denied.

The most shocking thing here is that Letty thinks she is going to get anything from the religious autist that proclaimed in total seriousness that the bible was too holy to use for the fort

 

[Gaunt King Ithan Rilph]

Jon jump scaring Josie again, and now they're doing gay shit in the fort.
(volume warning)

 

[The Blue Morpho]

Is this really the same Jon that was laying into Damiel not 12 hours ago for constantly picking on him, singling him out, and being a general bully? Golly

If Damiel wasn't such a bitch he could have easily pushed back. He wasn't bullying Jon because he had a problem with himself, he was doing it because Jon is a loud annoying mushmouthed retard. He was then and he is now. He is literally like a 6 year old mentally, as evidenced by the past 5 or so minutes of fort-related antics.

 

[JunkMonkey]

the public education system in the US is terrible, people often graduate high school being unable to read... Society is fucking doomed

 

[CoolFool]

Jon has destroyed the fort after Letty and Simmons kept doing unholy shit inside of it. lol

 

[Retink Retunk]

No Child Left Behind

Who needs to read when you can learn about some dumb bitch who sat on a bus?

 

[Osama Bin Laden]

Letty is trying to flirt with Jon inside the fort by tickling his foot. Jon told Letty earlier that there is "no dirty time in the fort". He's mad that she's doing it anyways and telling Simmons to go inside the fort and deal with Letty. Lol Letty keeps getting denied.

i don't know what's funnier, the whore trying to bang an actual unintelligable retard or the fact the retard is actively rejecting all her advances

 

[Mr.Bucket]

I got youtube set to like 1% volume. I can barely hear most people but Jon is giving me a headache.

 

[King George III]

I demand a new fishtoy that blasts gachimuchi quotes in order to prove Jon's super straightness

No, something worse must be done

Spoiler

 

[Kirby vacuums]

jfc simions telling jon he needs to do drag to re take the fort

 

[JengaJimothy]

Woe upon anyone trying to sleep in this house

 

[JunkMonkey]

Letty is trying to flirt with Jon inside the fort by tickling his foot. Jon told Letty earlier that there is "no dirty time in the fort". He's mad that she's doing it anyways and telling Simmons to go inside the fort and deal with Letty. Lol Letty keeps getting denied.

This type of shit you would expect from an 12 year old not grown ass adults.

 

[Enig]

Woe upon anyone trying to sleep in this house

But Maruo's awake

 

[KPO12-43 Again]

They should have paired Jon with Mauro so that he won't get 13 hours of sleep every night.

 

[Mr Sister]

I really keep flip-flopping on the everyone is a plant idea and I'm feeling like a schizo. Call me vancepilled but I think him saying he has a path to victory and "cracked the code" is him saying he realizes this too.
At the very least, if not all true plants, I believe they were all instructed to act a certain way or have a "secret task" that even the viewers don't know that gives them extra money.
But really I keep flip-flopping between "they aren't actually this retarded, right?" and "no, some people really are actually like this." But they might all be dumb and were just instructed in ways that play to their strengths, so they can act easier. Like Jon really does have a speech impediment, but is playing up the other aspects, especially after realizing everyone believes he is legit after calling out damiel. Or Josie really does "stim" but she was told to do it as often as possible. Mauro is just gathering information right now, don't worry about him. But the hard part to tell is if they are just naturally playing it up because they know they are being watched 24/7 (plug those socials letty) or if there is a monetary incentive.

Reading this back it is actually retarded, but one can hope there is a deeper level beyond "wow people really do behave in these weird ways, interesting." Even if it's not true, let the gaslighting begin. Start dropping hints that it's the case when it isn't maybe.

Also jet would be a better actor than I thought if they were all semi-plants

 

[cobsongemmy]

the question that hasn't been answered yet: WTF did they to do the sofa and why?
also is it only me or jon is 80% louder today? he sounds like a kid playing minecraft with a broken mic

 

[DustBuns]

Dude Hell House was only the normal house without Damiel.

Jon is a fucking tour de force.