🐟 Fishtank Sam Hyde's Fishtank.live General - Jet Neptune's Little House of Horrors

[DOUBLE_WHEEL]

The most shocking thing here is that Letty thinks she is going to get anything from the religious autist that proclaimed in total seriousness that the bible was too holy to use for the fort

His dedication to his religion probably turns her on to him more and she wants to replace that in his head.

 

[JunkMonkey]

i don't know what's funnier, the whore trying to bang an actual unintelligable retard or the fact the retard is actively rejecting all her advances

the retard knows its a bad idea for him to reproduce

 

[WelfareNiggerQueen]

Is this really the same Jon that was laying into Damiel not 12 hours ago for constantly picking on him, singling him out, and being a general bully? Golly

Damiel was simply the tard wrangler

 

[Giant Machine]

Shamu Sylvia must be hating life right now

 

[Crungass]

Reminder that Jon believes that Jesus was Satan. Also Jon is playing right now, not trying to be a asshole, remember that he has autism.

 

[Gold Star Commissar]

I love when they cut to the rooms upstairs and you can hear Jon shouting clearly. Peak comedy.

 

[56 others]

the question that hasn't been answered yet: WTF did they to do the sofa and why?
also is it only me or jon is 80% louder today? he sounds like a kid playing minecraft with a broken mic

Sam popped his ears with that kick yesterday

 

[Osama Bin Laden]

"DO I NEED TO HWIT YOU WITH DA BIBLE"

 

[Retink Retunk]

But Maruo's awake

All he's doing is being fat in the hallway.

 

[cobsongemmy]

Dude Hell House was only the normal house without Damiel.

Jon is a fucking tour de force.

you known the funniest thing? supposedly the producers have 0 part on this sudden hard turn into insanity, though i suspect sam breaking stuff may have triggered their autistic tantrum instincts

 

[Rakovnik]

Made a gif of Jon taking the Goldstriker kick

 

[Aleope]

Jon absolutely owns Simmons and it's amazing I just wish he didn't ignite his fucking uber autism.

 

[DustBuns]

Jon is proving in real time how holy books can corrupt people. This is like fucking Carrie's mom shit.

 

[Retink Retunk]

Letty and Sylvia are going to be made to fight to the death by Jet.

 

[The Blue Morpho]

Jet walks out
Immediately, Jon: "SIMMONS WAS TWYING TO PUT HOT POCKETS IN DA OVEN WIF DA SWEEVE"

Snitch bitch

 

[Mr.Bucket]

Hahahaha Jet is like "WAS THERE ANY BAD TOUCH GOING ON!?"

 

[TheGreatDodongus]

If Damiel wasn't such a bitch he could have easily pushed back. He wasn't bullying Jon because he had a problem with himself, he was doing it because Jon is a loud annoying mushmouthed retard. He was then and he is now. He is literally like a 6 year old mentally, as evidenced by the past 5 or so minutes of fort-related antics.

I'm just saying that he's proving Damiel right, he's a hypocrite. He's been using Simmons as his personal punching bag all day, and keeps basically calling him gay after attacking Damiel last night for doing the exact same shit to him.

He was just threatened because Damiel was better at controlling the conversation with everyone else when he was in the room, and Jon can't handle not being in charge. Jonbros, not a good look.

 

[Sammich]

Fortfags smited by jon the howly.

 

[retard strength]

Jettard pulled Letty and Sylvie aside to basically ask if Simmons was tickling them like a creep lmao

 

[Gold Star Commissar]

Lol, Jet hinting at Simmons being a molester. Plant that seed, buddy.