Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[SteelPlatedHeart]

Spoiler: PC is the future!

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Here's an interview with Matt & Trey where they talk about the last season of South Park and how it specifically targeted people like Bob: http://www.vulture.com/2016/07/trey-parker-matt-stone-comic-con.html

It's always fun to see how salty some people still are about PC Principal. And I'm sure he'll be even saltier when the new game comes out in December.

 

[UglyOldJafar]

You know, to anyone who thinks the latest South Park season is dumb (like Bob) I would like to link to this video, explaining its philosophy you could find in it.

And unlike many other videos about the deep meaning of things in cartoons, this one actually makes interesting points.

 

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Well, looks like even god has enough of Bob's shit

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"Your" house? Son, last I heard you were living in your auntie's basement.

 

[Lensherr]

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"Hey guys it is not rigging because the oligarchy are just making sure that one of their own is elected. Also, don't forget Hilary is a woman."

Wikileaks and Snowden are Putin shills who likes Trump more than Hilary not that Bob pays attention to anything beyond lefty social media news-feeds.

Bob's just the typical status quo shill who, as much as he rants about moving toward a "superior future", really just wants the establishment that came to power in the 90s that he "fought" to install to stay erect to keep giving him a sense of comfort.

 

[AnOminous]

Literal Nazis. Robert's twitter has been inundated by germans from the 1930s and 1940s. Literally.

It's like he literally doesn't know what literally means.

 

[Foltest]

Bobby has never dealt with real nazis. That would mean that he would have left his basement.
edit, speaking of nazis.

 

[Fulda's Gap]

No shit, the fucking idiot wouldn't know irony if it goosestepped on his natural satellite resembling face.

 

[AngeloTheWizard]

Bobby has never dealt with real nazis. That would mean that he would have left his basement.
edit, speaking of nazis.

Anyone who believes this should be forced to watch the Mythbusters water-boarding episode

And in all honesty, I might be picking a tame "bad tactic". Cruel minds throughout history have devised plenty of horrible, awful tactics. Didn't we basically all decide gas attacks were a really shitty thing to do after WW1? Tons of weapons and devices have been invented not to kill, but to inflict pain and trauma on such a level that you never really recover.

Yeah, I'm probably sperging out pretty hard over here, but out of all the lines in the SJW bible, this one gets me the most, because it's so wrong and so stupid that I could probably ask a classroom full of first graders if there's such a thing as an "always bad thing to do". Betcha anything they'll come up with assault ("hitting people!"), stealing, lying, that kind of stuff. Hell, they might even say that pooping your pants is a bad tactic.

 

[Fulda's Gap]

Anyone who believes this should be forced to watch the Mythbusters water-boarding episode

And in all honesty, I might be picking a tame "bad tactic". Cruel minds throughout history have devised plenty of horrible, awful tactics. Didn't we basically all decide gas attacks were a really shitty thing to do after WW1? Tons of weapons and devices have been invented not to kill, but to inflict pain and trauma on such a level that you never really recover.

Yeah, I'm probably sperging out pretty hard over here, but out of all the lines in the SJW bible, this one gets me the most, because it's so wrong and so stupid that I could probably ask a classroom full of first graders if there's such a thing as an "always bad thing to do". Betcha anything they'll come up with assault ("hitting people!"), stealing, lying, that kind of stuff. Hell, they might even say that pooping your pants is a bad tactic.

His tune would change if people called into his job and accused him of things without evidence in an effort to get him fired.

 

[NQ 952]

His tune would change if people called into his job and accused him of things without evidence in an effort to get him fired.

MovieBob getting a job.

My sides.

 

[Bungleboy]

Bob really strikes me as someone who doesn't think about what he says. He says shit that sounds authoritarian as hell, but I dunno if he actually stopped to consider what he was saying. Dude's lowbrow, he tries to play intellectual but he's not really getting it. There is interesting analysis to be made of the Super Mario Bros culturally, but his book stopped at being a glorified let's play in text format.

Basically, I don't think he really intended the 'no bad targets' thing to be what people took it as, he just didn't think about how shitty it made him look.

 

[Fulda's Gap]

MovieBob getting a job.

My sides.

Yeah, that's the really hard part. Anything that might give him a different POV requires effort.

 

[NQ 952]

Alright bob, look, we get it: you're autistic. That doesn't mean you should compare presidential elections to fucking G.I. Joe.

You so desperately want to be taken seriously, yet you spew shit like this out.

 

[Gordon Cole]

Bob really strikes me as someone who doesn't think about what he says. He says shit that sounds authoritarian as hell, but I dunno if he actually stopped to consider what he was saying. Dude's lowbrow, he tries to play intellectual but he's not really getting it. There is interesting analysis to be made of the Super Mario Bros culturally, but his book stopped at being a glorified let's play in text format.

Basically, I don't think he really intended the 'no bad targets' thing to be what people took it as, he just didn't think about how shitty it made him look.

Self-awareness and tact are two things we realized Bob had none of a long time ago, especially after his "What would Mario and and Link THINK of us?" and his COD conspiracy theory.

 

[Foltest]

Alright bob, look, we get it: you're autistic. That doesn't mean you should compare presidential elections to fucking G.I. Joe.

You so desperately want to be taken seriously, yet you spew shit like this out.

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KGB has not exist since the soviet era. It is FSB. Bob, you fucking tard.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Federal_Security_Service

 

[Judge Holden]

You know, to anyone who thinks the latest South Park season is dumb (like Bob) I would like to link to this video, explaining its philosophy you could find in it.

And unlike many other videos about the deep meaning of things in cartoons, this one actually makes interesting points.

Good lord.......that video was fucking perfect in its diagnosis of the cheap SJW non-activism so beloved by chumps like mister blobby. I sure hope south park returns to roasting SJW idiots again next season

 

[Sgt Oddball]

Alright bob, look, we get it: you're autistic. That doesn't mean you should compare presidential elections to fucking G.I. Joe.

You so desperately want to be taken seriously, yet you spew shit like this out.

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Hey Bob, ever consider that it seems like a G.I. episode because you're an autistic manchild who's entire worldview is informed by 80s toy commercial cartoons?

 

[Fulda's Gap]

I really hope Hillary loses. Just for Bob's chimp out.

 

[Jewelsmakerguy]

Alright bob, look, we get it: you're autistic. That doesn't mean you should compare presidential elections to fucking G.I. Joe.

You so desperately want to be taken seriously, yet you spew shit like this out.

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Last I checked, the KKK and the KGB aren't that relevant. So you're point's pretty fucking dumb. And that's before the G.I. Joe comparison.

I'd love for him to explain why this reminds him of a G.I. Joe episode. Is it because the KKK and Cobra Commander wear hoods? That the KGB's a secret organization? It'd be amusing to see him defend his comparison.

 

[Someone in a Tree]

Bob's been spending a lot of time thinking about those few magical hours that followed after he posted his Pixels review, when he was inexplicably the golden boy of the Internet.