Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[Grift Garrison]

You 100% can buy debt. Not sure why you would think you can't. The reason you can't buy all the debt for your friends and family, would be because the people who own the debt are likely not willing to sell it to you.

Although I'd greatly advise against Dan and the pests doing this, because it greatly limits the kind of contact they can make with him. You can troll him until your hearts content right now, but once he becomes your debtor there are very rigid criteria outlined by shit like the FDCPA for contacting him. If he hits you with a cease & desist the fun is over, and you're basically limited to legal action.

 

[joebobmurphy]

I have 37 sinks and no bathrooms. Here's a silver patcoin.
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He looks even more smug in bas relief.

I want that real fucking bad.

 

[crab fucker]

Honestly tough guy pat is the most insufferable aspect of him. Sci-fi Pat, Nerd Pat, Handyman Pat those are all funny because they're expected of this loathsome fat retard.

Completely agree. It might just be a pet peeve of mine, but whenever I see this type of trait appear in a lolcow it's always the most infuriating aspect of them to me. You could see quite a bit of it with classical-era Chris, and Cyrax does this shit all the time. Rick is too fat, too cowardly, and too fat to possibly stand up to anyone.

 

[beepbopisuckcock]

Then sell it to Elon Musk. Like when the cops sold Snake's car to Homer Simpson, it will make Pat incandescent with rage, especially if he launches it to Mars.

Muskang.

There's approximately a 0% chance this will happen but I think it might be a 300IQ play. Imagine if Elon ends up launching the rustang as a test weight for the starship/superheavy. Everyone would wonder why he was launching some random car and the media would pretty quickly figure out where it came from and give fatrick an enormous amount of undeserved attention but that is the ingenious part.

The media would prop up fatrick (if such a thing is possible) as the poor downtrodden every-man being picked on by Elon. This would backfire in spectacular fashion as people and the media interact with pat and find out what an unlikable cunt he is. They wouldn't even be able to properly manage his image because he's right there on twitter as long as Elon can keep his ego in check long enough to let it play out. The end result would be making people associate Elon critics with fatrick.

 

[Meat Target]

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no matter how many times this is reposted it will remain my favorite post. I especially like the "no no no, please don't hurt me, I only stole your daughter's dirty underwear as a joke!" pose.

I think the unqualified evolutionary psychologist in me just made a discovery: bullying and physiognomy originated because our cavemen ancestors didn't want the creepy berry-picker males harming the children, or creating little inbred mutant offspring.

 

[Post Reply]

There's approximately a 0% chance this will happen but I think it might be a 300IQ play. Imagine if Elon ends up launching the rustang as a test weight for the starship/superheavy. Everyone would wonder why he was launching some random car and the media would pretty quickly figure out where it came from and give fatrick an enormous amount of undeserved attention but that is the ingenious part.

The media would prop up fatrick (if such a thing is possible) as the poor downtrodden every-man being picked on by Elon. This would backfire in spectacular fashion as people and the media interact with pat and find out what an unlikable cunt he is. They wouldn't even be able to properly manage his image because he's right there on twitter as long as Elon can keep his ego in check long enough to let it play out. The end result would be making people associate Elon critics with fatrick.

Sending the Rustang to Mars would be a clapback for the ages, lmao.

 

[lurkin]

Honestly tough guy pat is the most insufferable aspect of him.

Being one big 500lb pile of irredeemable shit is one thing but being a deluded 500lb pile of irredeemable shit is what pushed me over the edge with fatty mcfathead. Truly an insufferable elephant we all have to endure. Consider me mati.

 

[Mr Moonface]

Get ready for today's dose of retardation in the Expanded Waistline Universe, Jackie is claiming that she's unmasked torswats, the swatting service that piggy used to swat himself:

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/jaquel...l-piggytomlinson.163351/page-12#post-16226748

Meanwhile... Piggy is claiming that he's listening to one of the swatting calls for the first time:

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What's this? He claimed that he first listened to one of the swatting calls almost 1 year ago. Why are you lying piggy?

Patrick S. Tomlinson 🔜 Chicago WorldCon on Twitter: "@taradublinrock…

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[TheGuntinator]

Is there anything more ironic (or pathetic) than Pat- a man who's failed at everything he has attempted- critiquing and criticizing Elon- a man who who has succeeded at everything he has attempted?
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Is Pat actually one of those retards who think we need to "preserve" space and never colonize it for resources? Who's going to appreciate all that pristine space without humanity? The tiyanki? Or does he want to make the mother of all omelets without cracking eggs?

He also has potted plants. Those are basically sinks.

Buy buckets from Home Depot and fill them up. Unlimited sinks.

 

[FinnSven]

Get ready for today's dose of retardation in the Expanded Waistline Universe, Jackie is claiming that she's unmasked torswats, the swatting service that piggy used to swat himself:

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/jaquel...l-piggytomlinson.163351/page-12#post-16226748

Meanwhile... Piggy is claiming that he's listening to one of the swatting calls for the first time:

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Patrick S. Tomlinson on Twitter: "I've just heard for the first time …

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What's this? He claimed that he first listened to one of the swatting calls almost 1 year ago. Why are you lying piggy?

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To be fair to the pigster, he is so drunk all of the time he probably can’t distinguish between years.

April is April to him. Be it April 94 or April 2023, all he will remember is sitting on his barstool owning the stalker children.

 

[Octavia]

I have 37 sinks and no bathrooms. Here's a silver patcoin.
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He looks even more smug in bas relief.

If Nool ever did a second silver coin run.......

 

[FinnSven]

Completely agree. It might just be a pet peeve of mine, but whenever I see this type of trait appear in a lolcow it's always the most infuriating aspect of them to me. You could see quite a bit of it with classical-era Chris, and Cyrax does this shit all the time. Rick is too fat, too cowardly, and too fat to possibly stand up to anyone.

It’s more forgivable with Classic era Chris and Cyrax, because they clearly are developmentally disabled.
Fat is more aware of the world than these two, so he should have more understanding about men and what makes them tough, how tough men react to blowhards, and things even the dumbest non retarded cunt observes.

Fatrick is not actually retarded, he is just 80% more stupid than he thinks he should be.
As his brother and mother, from what we know, are reasonably intelligent people, Fatrick thinks he must be a reasonably intelligent person too.

Of course it’s a common occurrence that intelligence runs In families, but Fat doesn’t realize that there is often also a black sheep.

Black sheep doesn’t just mean the one who is “shunned”, it also means the one who doesn’t fit.

In Fatrick’s case he is a Fat greasy Pig in a a family of white sheep.

 

[Ophelia]

Is Pat actually one of those retards who think we need to "preserve" space and never colonize it for resources?

Pat’s thought is “Elon bad.” If his masters approved of someone who is looking to colonize space, Patrick’s twitter would be as full of praise as his body is of adipose. He doesn’t have original thoughts.

Fatrick is not actually retarded

I’m not convinced. Can someone be so dumb without there being some kind of brain damage or retardation? I’m not saying he’s on the spectrum, but might there be something more than mere stupidity?

 

[Autism Spectroscopy]

I have 37 sinks and no bathrooms. Here's a silver patcoin.
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He looks even more smug in bas relief.

Patrick the Thomas engine looking ass, I love it LOL

 

[Red Frida]

Pat’s thought is “Elon bad.” If his masters approved of someone who is looking to colonize space, Patrick’s twitter would be as full of praise as his body is of adipose. He doesn’t have original thoughts.

Along those lines I swear this "they destroyed a launchpad!" shit is going to be this news cycle's "he crossed state lines" of annoying buzzwords morons repeat.
The world's largest booster rocket flew for about four minutes, making this the longest test of a rocket this size. But no, let's seize upon the fact a launchpad got destroyed. It really shows you how little they have to complain about, and it's insane to see this guy do this level of shilling for free.
Pat should just go work at Target again and make his Twitter private. It's literally a better use of Pat's time and he'd contribute something to society for once this decade. More importantly he'd be earning money for Quasi.

 

[Broadside]

Here's how Patrick views himself, SWATed for the sins of aTalkers

 

[Johnny Salami]

Just as Jesus paid for our sins with his life, so does Patrick pay with money for our entertainment

 

[Illuminati Order Official]

Here's how Patrick views himself, SWATed for the sins of aTalkers
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No cross would stand unbroken under his weight.

 

[ShinyStar]

Here's how Patrick views himself, SWATed for the sins of aTalkers
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I'd say that, in this scenario, Fat would see the stalkers as the forces of hell, and Fat is being crucified for standing up for minorities (whomever the left proclaim those to be on any given day.) But while Christ did it out of love, Fat is doing it for the attention.

 

[Law]

Fat is more aware of the world than these two, so he should have more understanding about men and what makes them tough, how tough men react to blowhards, and things even the dumbest non retarded cunt observes.

The tough guy bit is the funniest Pat for me.